Dizzy: Welcome to Dizzy's Update! Everyone knows that "Smiley's Talk of Smiles" wend off with a bang. But did you know that Smiley changed the name of her show to "The Smiley Omlet Show?" I invited Smiley to come and tell us why she did that.
Smiley: Hola, me amigos! Me a a plethora of da fans?
Omlet: Smiley, we're not broadcasting to Mexico, besides, I don't think some of those words where even Spanish!
Smiley: Now you tell me?! I even brought a sombrero, a poncho, and a fake moustache!
Omlet: Really? I thought you where going to a Mexican Hat Party or something.
Dizzy: Okay, let's settle down before you replace me like you did to that Mana person. Smiley, why did you change the name of your talk show?
Smiley: Well, Muffin told me that I was leaving Omlet out of the title. So I changed it so me and Omlet are in the title!
Dizzy: Omlet and I are in the title.
Smiley: You're name' s not in the title, mine and Omlet's are.
Omlet: Ice cream truck! let's go get some!
Smiley: Yay! Ice cream!
Dizzy: Wait! I'm not done with your interview!
Smiley's Talk of Smiles
Smiley: Welcome to Smiley's Talk of Smiles! Omlet is late.... again. So I'll just sing a song! Oh---- This is the way we wash our boats, wash our boats wash our boats! This is the way we wash our boats early in the morning!
Omlet: I'm here! Why did you start singing without me? I like 'This is the way we Wash our Boats'.
Smiley: So what if I sang, you were late and you have to tell pencil goodies.
Omlet: Okay, what did the pencil say to the eraser after it got yelled at?
Smiley: What?
Omlet: Stop yelling at me, I can only make so many mistakes!
Smiley: I don't get it.
Omlet: Whatever. What's orange and long?
Smiley: A pencil?
Omlet: You weren't supposed to say that! You know what? I'm done.
Smiley: Good. Now we will take calls from our fans!
Ring! Ring! Ring!
Smiley: Hello? You're on Smiley's Talk of Smiles!
Phone: My name is Mana.
Smiley: Hi Mana! You're on the Smile Hot line!
Mana: Why did you change my show to a Smile Show? It's all because of you I got fired! And it's all your fault I wake up in the middle of the night screaming!
Smiley: Screaming for joy! I'm so happy you met me! Yay! More satisfied listeners!
Mana: What do you mean, you silly--------------------
Omlet: Sorry, I cut the phone wire while I was making my mom a Valentine's Card.
Smiley: But it's April.
Omlet: Really? Oh, well. I'll just make this into a May Day basket!
Smiley: Oh, that's cool! I want one too! I'll go make a Spring Day card! Bye, Omlet!
Omlet: Wait! Who's going to close the show? Do do da Do. Bye. I guess.
Omlet: I'm here! Why did you start singing without me? I like 'This is the way we Wash our Boats'.
Smiley: So what if I sang, you were late and you have to tell pencil goodies.
Omlet: Okay, what did the pencil say to the eraser after it got yelled at?
Smiley: What?
Omlet: Stop yelling at me, I can only make so many mistakes!
Smiley: I don't get it.
Omlet: Whatever. What's orange and long?
Smiley: A pencil?
Omlet: You weren't supposed to say that! You know what? I'm done.
Smiley: Good. Now we will take calls from our fans!
Ring! Ring! Ring!
Smiley: Hello? You're on Smiley's Talk of Smiles!
Phone: My name is Mana.
Smiley: Hi Mana! You're on the Smile Hot line!
Mana: Why did you change my show to a Smile Show? It's all because of you I got fired! And it's all your fault I wake up in the middle of the night screaming!
Smiley: Screaming for joy! I'm so happy you met me! Yay! More satisfied listeners!
Mana: What do you mean, you silly--------------------
Omlet: Sorry, I cut the phone wire while I was making my mom a Valentine's Card.
Smiley: But it's April.
Omlet: Really? Oh, well. I'll just make this into a May Day basket!
Smiley: Oh, that's cool! I want one too! I'll go make a Spring Day card! Bye, Omlet!
Omlet: Wait! Who's going to close the show? Do do da Do. Bye. I guess.
Mana's Question Corner
Mana: I'm so popular! The radio show people would only let me have a talk show if it was about questions, but I don't want to answer any questions because that would be work, and everybody knows popular people don't work. That's why I hired Smiley The Raccoon to answer the questions.
Smiley: Hi, my name is Smiley and I like pencils. Their point is all pointy and smiley and HAPPY!
Mana: Why is that, Smiley?
Smiley: I don't know, but they are happy! Really, really happy! But pens are EVIL! EVIL I tell you, EVIL!
Mana: Pens are evil? Why do you say that? I have a shiny pink pen right here and it's never tried to take over the world.
Smiley: PEN! AH! EVIL! They're evil because if you mess up you're stuck with your mistake because pens don't have an eraser or something like that. To talk more about pens and their evilness, and also pencils, I've invited Omlet the Snail to the station.
Mana: You cannot do that Smiley! You can't invite another animal on the set. Only I can do that! Did you expect to get away with that?
Smiley: Yes, because I'm answering the questions, not that there actually are any questions, and I said so. Oh, Hi Omlet!
Omlet: It's an honor to be here on the talk show. This is my FAVORITE talk show! Hey, Smiley, who's that cat?
Smiley: It's my job to answer questions so, the cat is Mana, the talk show host!
Omlet: Really? Never heard of her. I probably never heard her talk show. Hey, cat! You need to advertise better.
Mana: How could you never of heard my talk show? You just said it was your favorite talk show!
Omlet: Yeah, I don't listen to talk shows.
Smiley: I like pencils!
Omlet: Pens are evil!
Mana: Okay, time to go off air before we get complaints!
Smiley & Omlet: PENCIL!
Smiley's Introduction
This is a blog I made to post my Smiley talk shows. Smiley is a raccoon that has ADD at random times. She changes co-hosts every so often so she won't get bored. These talk-shows only include what the characters say, no stage directions or whatnot. That's it. Have fun with Smiley!
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