Support Smiley!!!!

Smiley: Welcome to my talk show that doesn't really have a name!

Omlet: Not that we need one or anything.

Smiley: Don't be so negitive!

Omlet: The truth hurts.

Smiley: Then YOU tell the listeners why we don't need one!

Omlet: Okay, the reason why is because we have only had a total of 44 listeners since opening.

Smiley: 44! That's a big number, right?

Omlet: No, it's not. We need our listener's help here.

Smiley: You need to share with the unenlightened the joy we bring!

Omlet: Not that we bring any joy or anything.

Smiley: Pleace help us! If we don't get more listeners the Man will cancel us!

Omlet: Help please!

Smiley's First Concert

Smiley: Welcome to my show. I'm taking Omlet to a concert today and bringing my show with me too!

Omlet: I'm here Smiley. Wait, why is the radio show junk, I mean stuff here?

Smiley: That's irrelevent. Guess what!

Omlet: Um.... Okay, what?

Smiley: I'm going to a concert and you aren't!

Omlet: Smiley, I'm going with you, remember?

Smiley: Remember what? Huh?

Omlet: I, Omlet the Snail am going with you, Smiley the Raccoon.

Smiley: But I'm Smiley the Raccoon.

Omlet: Exactly.

Smiley: If you are going to the concert with me how are we going to get to the concert?

Omlet: We're going on a train.

Smiley: Really? I've always wanted to ride on a train!!!!!! What's a train?

Omlet: A train is an automobile that goes fast.

Smiley: What's an automobole?

Omlet: Never mind. Let's go now, okay.

Smiley: Okay, let's go to the Wiggles Live now!

Omlet: Wait, you said we were going to go see Jesse McCartney!

Smiley: Who cares about that guy?

Omlet: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Smiley: Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!

Omlet: Why did you wait until we were bording the train to tell me this?

Smiley: Now that we're on the train I can tell you that after the Wiggles we're going to go see Go Diago, Go! Live, Dora, and Winnie the Pooh Live! Now I need you to put on this tutu because we're also going to see Blue's Clues Ballet.

Omlet: I'm not going to go see any of those! Who even gave you the crazy idea to take me?

Smiley: You did, silly!

Omlet: I really need to get new friends.

Smiley: I love you too Omlet!