Smiley: Welcome to Smiley's...... well we don't really have a name. Anyway, welcome to my show, the reason you haven't heard from me was because I just got back from Africa taming wild lions!
Shurbert: No you haven't Smiley. You've been in a Popsicle eating contest.
Smiley: Good times, good times. Anyway today's segment thingy is called "Smiley's School Tips" I will tell you what to get and what not to get, well Sherbert will at least.
Sherbert: Okay, you shouldn't get paper because paper means cutting down trees and that's bad for the environment-
Smiley: AND I LIVE IN A TREE!!!!!! YOU COULD BE CUTTING DOWN MY HOME!!!!!!!!!
Sherbert: Yeah, that too. You should buy pencils though, but not pens, pens are evil.
Smiley: Yeah they are!
Sherbert: And we're out of time, remember, no paper or pens, but plenty of pencils!
Smiley: PENCILS!!!!!
