Smiley: I have a VERY serious problem!
Squiggle: NO!!!!!! What is it?
Smiley: I don't have any animal crackers!
Squiggle: Since when has that ever been an issue?
Smiley: Since I found out that today was National Aniaml Cracker day!
Squiggle: Well then, I see why having no animal crackers would be a problem.
Smiley: Now do you get the seriousness of the issue? Do you know anyone with a surpluss of animal crackers? We could barrow some from them.
Squiggle: Omlet has some!
Smiley: How do you know that?
Squiggle: When Omlet told me last time we talked, don't you remember? You were asking around about free-range chicken eggs.
Smiley: Now I remember, I never did find those........
Squiggle: Not the eggs, Omlet!
Smiley: Wait, Omlet was there? When was this?
Squiggle: When we ran into Omlet at the egg section at Wally-World.
Smiley: Oh. Do you think Omlet has animal crackers?
Squiggle: I'll go ask.
Smiley: HAPPY NATIONAL ANIMAL CRACKER DAY!
