Smiley: Welcome to my talk show, I'm Smiley The Raccoon!
(Sherbert is pronounced [shur-bert])
Sherbert: And I'm the new co host Sherbert da Fox!
Smiley: Now, on with the show, we will now discuss the reasons why Omlet should have stayed.
Sherbert: What? I though you liked me! And didn't you fire Omlet?
Smiley: I might like you, I might not. I DO like your name though. And me firing Omlet is just a technicality, whatever that is.
Sherbert: So you only hired me because of my name?
Smiley: Yes, I did indeed.
Sherbert: Okay! Fine with me!
Smiley: So on with what we need to do! The first reason Omlet should've stayed is because we wouldn't have Sherbert her with us today, we would have Omlet!
Sherbert: Another reason is Smiley would stop talking about Omlet.
Smiley: See, now you're getting the hang of it!
Sherbert: I guess I am, but Smiley, can we be friends?
Smiley: Do elephants drive bulldozers over the tundra?
Sherbert: No, not that I know of.
Smiley: Then okay, I'll be your friend! Bye everyone!
Good-Bye to Omlet
Smiley: Welcome to my talk show that doesn't really have a name! I'm Smiley The Raccoon!
Omlet: I'm the co host, Omlet Snail.
Smiley: You should put more pizazz to your name, Omlet. Say it with flair! Like I am the one and only, Omlet the super Snail! Not plain old, I'm the co host, Omlet Snail. Say it with enthusiasm!
Omlet: I think I'll pass. Now on with today's line of business. I will be taking a vacation so today Smiley will pick a new co host.
Smiley: What!? You're leaving! You can't leave! You're my only co host! Wait, before you quit, I fire you! There, not you can't quit because I fired you! In your face!!!!!
Omlet: Okay, bye.
Smiley: Serves you right! You could never succeed if you didn't like the tutus! Bye everyone!
Omlet: I'm the co host, Omlet Snail.
Smiley: You should put more pizazz to your name, Omlet. Say it with flair! Like I am the one and only, Omlet the super Snail! Not plain old, I'm the co host, Omlet Snail. Say it with enthusiasm!
Omlet: I think I'll pass. Now on with today's line of business. I will be taking a vacation so today Smiley will pick a new co host.
Smiley: What!? You're leaving! You can't leave! You're my only co host! Wait, before you quit, I fire you! There, not you can't quit because I fired you! In your face!!!!!
Omlet: Okay, bye.
Smiley: Serves you right! You could never succeed if you didn't like the tutus! Bye everyone!
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