(As you all know Sherbert has left the Smiley show, this is not because she no longer likes Smiley, but because she was run out of town by the Potato Inspectors [she didn't have enough potatoes to last the next hundred years, only one short:(] But here is a small thing for the Smiley Fans of the world, the Omlet Replacement Try-Outs, hosted by Dizzy and Muffin!)
Dizzy: Hello? Is this thing on?
Muffin: Um, I think it is......
Dizzy: Okay, Welcome to the Dizzy Show! The show where we do everything, but destroy the bridges of Venice.
Muffin: Dizzy, we need to change that opening statement, remember we did that last week.
Dizzy: Fine, we do everything but clean your kitchen table. Today we will be assisting Smiley's show, isn't amazing how she's gone so long without a permanent name for the show?
Muffin: Bring in the first try-out!
Dizzy: Welcome to the Best-Friend Try-Outs! Please state your name.
Stranger 1: Ola me amigos! I'm Bob!
Muffin: Your name's boring, NEXT!
Stranger 2: Hi, I'm Hidey.
Dizzy: You'll hide from Smiley! NEXT!
Stranger 3: Hi, I'm Rocky, before you say anything to me, I was wondering what happened to Omlet, and why you're hosting the Best Friend Try-Outs instead of Smiley.
Dizzy: First of all, you're name makes you sound like a rock and not a snake. Second, we only know what Smiley told us. This is what she said, "Omlet left and said she'd be back never, so I need a friend till she gets back, will you host a show for it? Oh, yeah, do you know what month never is after?"
Muffin: NEXT!
Stranger 4: HI!!!!!! I'm Smiley's BIGGEST fan!!!!!! I'm so HAPPY to be here!!!!!! Sorry, I'm getting ahead of myself, I'm Sherbert!
Dizzy: I like you! You win!
Muffin: Here's your 'I'm Smiley The Raccoon's Best Friend' ribbon!
Sherbert: Really? I win? HURRAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Strangers 19992, 55243, 872-990, and 15: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Take us instead!!!!!!!! You can't pick someone by theor name!!!!
Dizzy: Too bad, I just did!
Muffin: Come on Sherbert, let's go teach you how to be on Smiley's radio show.
Sherbert: You mean there's actually order behind the madness?
Dizzy: Of course not!
Muffin: This has been the Dizzy Show! Tune in next time for, 'How To Create A Well Known Company in 3 minutes!'
Dizzy: Hello? Is this thing on?
Muffin: Um, I think it is......
Dizzy: Okay, Welcome to the Dizzy Show! The show where we do everything, but destroy the bridges of Venice.
Muffin: Dizzy, we need to change that opening statement, remember we did that last week.
Dizzy: Fine, we do everything but clean your kitchen table. Today we will be assisting Smiley's show, isn't amazing how she's gone so long without a permanent name for the show?
Muffin: Bring in the first try-out!
Dizzy: Welcome to the Best-Friend Try-Outs! Please state your name.
Stranger 1: Ola me amigos! I'm Bob!
Muffin: Your name's boring, NEXT!
Stranger 2: Hi, I'm Hidey.
Dizzy: You'll hide from Smiley! NEXT!
Stranger 3: Hi, I'm Rocky, before you say anything to me, I was wondering what happened to Omlet, and why you're hosting the Best Friend Try-Outs instead of Smiley.
Dizzy: First of all, you're name makes you sound like a rock and not a snake. Second, we only know what Smiley told us. This is what she said, "Omlet left and said she'd be back never, so I need a friend till she gets back, will you host a show for it? Oh, yeah, do you know what month never is after?"
Muffin: NEXT!
Stranger 4: HI!!!!!! I'm Smiley's BIGGEST fan!!!!!! I'm so HAPPY to be here!!!!!! Sorry, I'm getting ahead of myself, I'm Sherbert!
Dizzy: I like you! You win!
Muffin: Here's your 'I'm Smiley The Raccoon's Best Friend' ribbon!
Sherbert: Really? I win? HURRAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Strangers 19992, 55243, 872-990, and 15: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Take us instead!!!!!!!! You can't pick someone by theor name!!!!
Dizzy: Too bad, I just did!
Muffin: Come on Sherbert, let's go teach you how to be on Smiley's radio show.
Sherbert: You mean there's actually order behind the madness?
Dizzy: Of course not!
Muffin: This has been the Dizzy Show! Tune in next time for, 'How To Create A Well Known Company in 3 minutes!'
