Pi Day!

Smiley: HELLO WORLD!

Squiggle: Smiley, you don't have to yell into the microphone.

Smiley: YES I DO! HOW ELSE WILL EVERYONE HEAR ME?

Squiggle: That's a good question.....

Smiley: NOW HEAR THIS! IT'S PI DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Squiggle: Pie? I LOVE pie! Apple or pumpkin?

Smiley: Both!

Squiggle: You do realized it's pi day as in math, right?

Smiley: Yeah, but who cares? It's an excuse to eat pie!

Squiggle: Wait! We need an excuse to eat pie?

Smiley: Yeah, why else do you think gas prices are going up? No one is turning in their pie excuses.

Squiggle: I don't think it works like that, Smiley.

Smiley: You sure?

Squiggle: Positive.

Smiley: Well, in that case, PIE FOR EVERYONE! And HAPPY PI DAY TO EVERYONE ELSE! BYE!

Smiley All Alone

Smiley: Yay! I'm on the air! I'm Smiley!

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Smiley: That's weird, usually someone says something right then........ I'm Smiley!

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Smiley: Hello? Is anyone else even here?

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Smiley: That means nobody is guarding the big box that creates ice cream!

Squiggle: Smiley! What are you doing here?

Smiley: Well I'm NOT raiding the ice cream box if that's what you thought.

Squiggle: No, I didn't think that, I thought we didn't have our show until next week. How did you get in here anyway?

Smiley: Do you really want to know?

Squiggle: Not really.

Smiley: Well, I had this pail of glue, and a box full of Pluto-

Squiggle: Play-Doh.

Smiley: Whatever, and I also had a bottle of ranch dressing, anyway, I passed the studio and the Air Duct was open.

Squiggle: Don't tell me you broke in.

Smiley: No, I went through the front door.

Squiggle: Then why mention the Air Duct?

Smiley: Because, that's where I put my glue and ranch dressing. I came in to find popcorn, but instead I found the microphone!

Squiggle: Okay, that makes more sense.

Smiley: To the ice cream! Bye peoples!

Squiggle: Ditto!

Celebrating an Momentous Occasion

Dizzy: Welcome to the Dizzy Izzy Show! I'm Dizzy, and with me today are the hosts of Smiley The Raccoon's talk show!

Muffin: And me!

Dizzy: Yes, and my co-host Muffin.

Smiley: What about a muffin?

Squiggle: No thanks, I just ate.

Dizzy: Anyway, today's show is in honor of Muffin's birthday!

Muffin: Too bad it was a week ago.......

Smiley: Happy birthday!

Dizzy: Well, our show didn't air a week ago, so it's now or never, and if it's never then we don''t get cake........

Muffin: Okay! Bring on the cake!

Squiggle: Didn't I just say I just ate?

Smiley: Don't mention that when there's cake around, we might not get some!

Dizzy: And now on to why we have Smiley and Squiggle on the show!

Smiley: There's a reason?

Muffin: Not really.

Dizzy: You get to sing!

Squiggle: Who?

Smiley: Us? Really! Yay!!!

Muffin: Oh boy.

Smiley: ROW, ROW, ROW YOUR MOTORCYCLE GENTLY DOWN THE TREE!

Squiggle: Um, Smiley, I don't think those are the right words.

Smiley: Really?

Squiggle: Yeah, I thought it was gently down the store.

Dizzy: Well, that's it for today. Happy birthday Muffin!

Muffin: I thought it was boat......

Happy Moldy Cheese Day!

Smiley: Happy Mold Cheese Day everyone!

Squiggle: Why celebrate moldy chees? We have absolutly no idea! We are just going with the flow!

Smiley: Do we even have moldy cheese?

Squiggle: I don't know, but we have this old cheese that is turning green.

Smiley: That isn't cheese, that is my Pluto.

Squiggle: Pay Doh.

Smiley: What does moldy cheese even look like?

Squiggle: I don't know, but I think there's some in the museam down town.

Smiley: Cool, let's go!

Smiley: Welcome to my show!!!!!

Squiggle: Hi people! Today we have an AWESOME topic! It's all about Africa, and the big sea water scandal! Smiley...... what are you eating?

Smiley: I don't know, but it's salty. I think the person who gave it to me said it was called Pluto, and was soy.

Squiggle: Are you sure it wasn't Play-Doh and a toy?

Smiley: I don't know, but I think it could use more salt........ what were we talking about?

Squiggle: Sea water.

Smiley: What's the point? It's not like they're bad.

Squiggle: How so?

Smiley: Well, sea water is salt water, and they make Pluto out of salt and soy.

Squiggle: Yeah. Let's go with that.

Smiley: Oh, and guess what!

Squiggle: What!

Smiley: You didn't guess.

Squiggle: Um, an elephant?

Smiley: You cheated!

Squiggle: I'm right? Cool I'm right!

Smiley: Yes, and that elephant is right here, made out of Pluto!

Squiggle: Why is it purple?

Smiley: Purple's the only color I had........ Bye Peoples!

Squiggle: Bye!

Tape It! Tape It All!

Smiley: Just a little bit more here. And,

Squiggle: Smiley, why are you covered with office supplies?

Smiley: Squiggle, Squiggle, Squiggle, can't you see, I'm making a fashion, um, paradisiacal. Yeah, a fashion paradisiacal.

Squiggle: Wow, Smiley, I didn't know you had that kind of vocabulary.

Smiley: I don't. But Mana gave me this funny book with funny words and this word had "Smiley isn't" in front of it. So I'm making myself paradisiacal. Whatever that is.

Squiggle: Smiley, the definition is right here, it says-

Smiley: Quiet! I need absolute and complete silence!

Squiggle: What is it Smiley?

Smiley: I've just discovered something magical!

Squiggle: What is it?

Smiley: TAPE!

A Newly Recovered Show With Smiley and Omlet!

Smiley: Yay! It's my show! I love this show!

Omlet: I know! Me too! Be quiet so I can hear it!

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Smiley: Maybe they forgot what they were going to say.....

Omlet: Maybe we should call in and give some ideas.

Smiley: Okie dokie artichokie! It's ringing!

RING! RING!! RING
Omlet: Should I answer that?

Smiley: No, I'm calling my show! Let it ring.

Omlet: Have they answered yet?

Smiley: No. How rude, just letting a phone ring like that.

Omlet: And not even doing anything on their show either.

Smiley: Yeah, and it's my favorite because it's MY show, and I was really looking forward to hearing it for the first time!

Omlet: Yeah, me too! Whenever it's on, we;re always talking, and miss it.

Smiley: Yeah. Let's go get some strawberries that are grown on those coconut trees, I hear they're delicious!

Omlet: I thought only coconuts grew on coconut trees.

Smiley: Well, you're wrong! Let's go!