Smiley's Pi Day

Smiley: Hi everybody!!!!!!!!! Welcome to my show!

Squiggle: Smiley, do you know what day it is?

Smiley: Friday?

Squiggle: No. Actually it's Sunday, but that wasn't what I wanted. Today is Pi Day!

Smiley: No way! Pie Day! What flavor? Cherry?

Squiggle: No, not pie, pi.

Smiley: That's what I said, pie.

Squiggle: No, pi as in mathematical.

Smiley: I've never heard of that flavor before.

Squiggle: That's because it's not food!

Smiley: I know! It must be one of those new flavors!

Squiggle: This is hopeless.......