Smiley: Hi everybody!!!!!!!!! Welcome to my show!
Squiggle: Smiley, do you know what day it is?
Smiley: Friday?
Squiggle: No. Actually it's Sunday, but that wasn't what I wanted. Today is Pi Day!
Smiley: No way! Pie Day! What flavor? Cherry?
Squiggle: No, not pie, pi.
Smiley: That's what I said, pie.
Squiggle: No, pi as in mathematical.
Smiley: I've never heard of that flavor before.
Squiggle: That's because it's not food!
Smiley: I know! It must be one of those new flavors!
Squiggle: This is hopeless.......