Smiley: I thought we agreed that I got to welcome the listeners!
Omlet: I'm going to ignore you about that. We have a new segment today. It's called, 'Be Mean to the Caller!'
Ring! Ring! Ring!
Smiley: Yellow?
Phone Line: Hi my name is-
Smiley: Can I just call you person?
Person: Even though we're animals, sure.
Smiley: Thanks! Now, would you please tell us why you're calling us today? If it's not too mush trouble of course.
Omlet: Smiley, we're supposed to be mean! Like this, CALL BACK WHEN I'M NOT HERE! GOOD RIDDEN!
Smiley: That was mean, Omlet. You could have been a little nicer.
Omlet: The segment was called 'Be Mean to the Caller', not 'Be Nice to the Caller.'
Smiley: I feel like singing. The wheels on the bus go round and round!
Omlet: Before I start a segment called 'Be Mean to Smiley', bye!
Smiley: Round and round!
