Smiley and the New Co Host

Smiley: Welcome to my talk show, I'm Smiley The Raccoon!

(Sherbert is pronounced [shur-bert])

Sherbert: And I'm the new co host Sherbert da Fox!

Smiley: Now, on with the show, we will now discuss the reasons why Omlet should have stayed.

Sherbert: What? I though you liked me! And didn't you fire Omlet?

Smiley: I might like you, I might not. I DO like your name though. And me firing Omlet is just a technicality, whatever that is.

Sherbert:
So you only hired me because of my name?

Smiley: Yes, I did indeed.

Sherbert:
Okay! Fine with me!

Smiley: So on with what we need to do! The first reason Omlet should've stayed is because we wouldn't have Sherbert her with us today, we would have Omlet!

Sherbert:
Another reason is Smiley would stop talking about Omlet.

Smiley: See, now you're getting the hang of it!

Sherbert:
I guess I am, but Smiley, can we be friends?

Smiley: Do elephants drive bulldozers over the tundra?

Sherbert: No, not that I know of.

Smiley: Then okay, I'll be your friend! Bye everyone!