Smiley: Welcome to Smiley's Talk of Smiles! Omlet is late.... again. So I'll just sing a song! Oh---- This is the way we wash our boats, wash our boats wash our boats! This is the way we wash our boats early in the morning!
Omlet: I'm here! Why did you start singing without me? I like 'This is the way we Wash our Boats'.
Smiley: So what if I sang, you were late and you have to tell pencil goodies.
Omlet: Okay, what did the pencil say to the eraser after it got yelled at?
Smiley: What?
Omlet: Stop yelling at me, I can only make so many mistakes!
Smiley: I don't get it.
Omlet: Whatever. What's orange and long?
Smiley: A pencil?
Omlet: You weren't supposed to say that! You know what? I'm done.
Smiley: Good. Now we will take calls from our fans!
Ring! Ring! Ring!
Smiley: Hello? You're on Smiley's Talk of Smiles!
Phone: My name is Mana.
Smiley: Hi Mana! You're on the Smile Hot line!
Mana: Why did you change my show to a Smile Show? It's all because of you I got fired! And it's all your fault I wake up in the middle of the night screaming!
Smiley: Screaming for joy! I'm so happy you met me! Yay! More satisfied listeners!
Mana: What do you mean, you silly--------------------
Omlet: Sorry, I cut the phone wire while I was making my mom a Valentine's Card.
Smiley: But it's April.
Omlet: Really? Oh, well. I'll just make this into a May Day basket!
Smiley: Oh, that's cool! I want one too! I'll go make a Spring Day card! Bye, Omlet!
Omlet: Wait! Who's going to close the show? Do do da Do. Bye. I guess.
