Smiley: Welcome to Smiley's Fun With Words! I'm Smiley The Raccoon, the only host of this radio show, except when I'm not.
Squiggle: Hi! I'm Smiley's co-host Squiggle von Ferret!
Smiley: Today we will be doing a segment called Fun With Words!
Squiggle: Not that we do anything else, but we just want you to know that we're doing it!
Smiley: Hurray!
Squiggle: The first set of words is perishable, martial, cringe, immobile, and minimum.
Smiley: The boy told us about a perishable martial art that has minimum effects such as becoming immobile, or cringing at the sight of goats.
Squiggle: The boy told us about an unstable warlike art that has minimal effects such as becoming frozen, or submissive at the sight of goats.
Smiley: Why would someone become submissive at the sight of goats?
Squiggle: I don't know, Smiley.
Smiley: Then why did you say it?
Squiggle: I don't know, I had a random impulse!
Smiley: You should see a doctor about that. I once had random impulses and people couldn't stand to be around me.
Squiggle: What a shocker.
Smiley: I know. The strange thing is, people still don't enjoy my presence.
Squiggle: Imagine that.
Smiley: I wasn't imagining, people do avoid me.
Squiggle: Let's move on. Next set of words are affluence, onset, nimble, arrears, and taut.
Smiley: Most people in society are nimble and taut about the onset of arrears, but people with great affluence don't worry about that kind of stuff.
Squiggle: Most people in society are alert and tense about the start of debit, but people with great wealth don't worry about that kind of stuff.
Smiley: I'm rejected by society.
Squiggle: Of course you are. Next set of words are crotchety, impassable, jovial, partition, and sinister.
Smiley: The sinister and crotchety man put up an impassable partition to keep the jovial boy out of his yard.
Squiggle: The evil and cranky man put up an impenetrable barrier to keep the gleeful boy out of his yard.
Smiley: That's so sad.
Squiggle: What?
Smiley: That's. So. Sad.
Squiggle: I heard what you said, but why is it sad?
Smiley: Because, all the boy wanted to do is spread happiness to the grumpy old man.
Squiggle: Okay...... Last set of words are retrieve, manacle, innovation, format, and cascade.
Smiley: The manacle's format was a new innovation to the department that was retrieved from a cascade of water.
Squiggle: The shackle's pattern was a new addition to the department that was retrieved from a chute of water.
Smiley: Are we done yet?
Squiggle: Yes, Smiley. Bye!
Smiley: Remember to wash behind your ears!
Squiggle: I thought you said that last time......
Smiley: Don't be silly, I said 'Lather, rinse and repeat!"
