Fun With Words! (2)
Smiley: Welcome to Smiley's Fun With Words! I'm your host Smiley the Raccoon.
Sherbert: And I'm your co-host, Sherbert da Fox. If you heard our first show and are still listening, well, there's only one thing that can be said. You clearly don't know anything about quality.
Smiley: Sherbert, you don't need to have quality to have a successful talk show. All you need is a subject to talk about. And that brings us to today's subject, FUN WITH WORDS #2!
Sherbert: Thank you Smiley. As you probably know, Fun With Words is when we pick a whole bunch of random words and put them into sentences. The first set of words are: sheepish, depict, incomprehensible, hypocrite, and contemporary.
Smiley: I told the contemporary hypocrite to depict an incomprehensible sheepish smile.
Sherbert: For those of you who don’t know what Smiley said, it means: I told the modern pretender to sketch a misunderstood shy smile.
Smiley: Don’t you just love my sentences?
Sherbert: No. Next Set of words are: adverse, groundless, stamina, maximum, and encompass.
Smiley: I have adverse fears, including a groundless one about a stamina filled runner encompassing me at their maximum speed.
Sherbert: The translation to that sentence should be I’m an idiot and don’t know what I’m saying, but since it’s not I can’t say that. The translation is: I have unfavorable fears, including a reasonless one about a strength filled runner surrounding me at their highest possible speed.
Smiley: I think I’m getting good at this. Do you think so too, Sherbert?
Sherbert: No, I don’t, Smiley. The next set of words are: mimic, constrain, confront, disinterested, and serene.
Smiley: Due to the serene area, I was disinterested in confronting the mime who wanted to mimic me when I constrained my dog from jumping in front of a car.
Sherbert: Due to the calm area, I was aloof-
Smiley: ALOOF!!!!!!! That is an AWSOME word! Can we do a talk show thing on words?
Sherbert: Smiley, we’re doing a talk show on words right now and you just interrupted me!
Smiley: We are? Cool! Hi peoples of the world!
Sherbert: May I finish the sentence, Smiley?
Smiley: Yeah, what makes you think you need my permission? It isn’t like I’m gonna interrupt you or anything.
Sherbert: Now, that Smiley’s done with her epiphany, and before Smiley interrupts I’ll say it for her, epiphany is a cool word, I’m going to start the translation over: Due to the calm area, I was unconcerned about facing the mime who wanted to copy me when I restrained my dog from jumping in front of a car.
Smiley: That’s a weird sentence, who came up with it?
Sherbert: You came up with it, Smiley, and you’re going to come up with one more too. The words are: arid, assailant, billow, manipulate, and ruffle.
Smiley: In the arid desert, I manipulated my assailant to ruffle his hair and let it billow in the wind.
Sherbert: In the dry desert, I conducted my attacker to mess up his hair and let it wave in the wind.
Smiley: Can we close the show so we can eat some of that pie.
Sherbert: What pie?
Smiley: The pie that I brought in to eat, duh!
Sherbert: Okay, thanks for listening to Smiley’s Fun With Words!
Smiley: Bye-bye! I get to have pie and you don’t! HA-HA!
Sherbert: Wait a minute Smiley. You don’t even like pie.
Smiley: I don’t? Oh well, bye peoples!
