Smiley: Welcome to Smiley’s Fun With Words! I’m your host, Smiley the Raccoon!
Shurbert: And I’m Shurbert da Fox, Smiley’s co-host.
Smiley: Today we are starting a new show thing. It’s called, Fun With Words!
Shurbert: Fun With Words is when we ‘enrich’ our vocabulary by saying random words, in random sentences, with randomness.
Smiley: Now that we know that, I’m going to start. Bring out the Random Word Picker Thingy!
Shurbert: The words are: inept, phase, oaf, muffler, and recede.
Smiley: I don’t know any of those words, but here it goes. I am such an oaf that I’m inept at receding from phasing mufflers.
Shurbert: Wow. For those who don’t know, Smiley doesn’t know what she just said, and neither do I. So I’m bringing out the Sentence Analyzer Machine.
Smiley: Analyzer is an awesome word. Why wasn’t that one of the words? WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shurbert: Smiley’s sentence means this; I am so stupid/ clumsy that I’m unable to back up away from developing scarves of wool or other material worn around the neck for warmth. What that’s supposed to mean? You can figure that out for yourselves.
Smiley: We need to go on to the next set of words!
Shurbert: Okay, the next set of words are: apparel, douse, ingenious, instantaneous, and forsake.
Smiley: My instantaneous plan was ingenious; all I had to do was douse my apparel with water and refuse to forsake my swimming pool.
Shurbert: That’s some sentence Smiley.
Smiley: Thanks, I try.
Shurbert: I’m sure you do. Let’s translate that sentence. My instant plan was clever; all I had to do was drench my clothes with water and refuse to leave my swimming pool. That makes so much more sense then before, doesn’t it?
Smiley: More words!
Shurbert: Compress, expressly, immense, misgiving, and famished. This will be a hard one, Smiley.
Smiley: Ha! If ‘The’ wasn’t my middle name I’m sure ‘Hard’ would be. So here you go, my ‘hard’ sentence: I expressly compressed my immense misgiving of being famished.
Shurbert: The translation to that is: I plainly reduced in size my giant fear of lacking something.
Smiley: See, I told you I could do it.
Shurbert: Yeah, you sure showed me. The last set of words are: denounce, gainful, coincidences, libel, and sumptuous.
Smiley: I denounced my sumptuous friend of the coincidence of the libel that was sent to me and the inability to have any gainful products.
Shurbert: I accused my rich friend of the correspondence of the false statement that was sent to me and the inability to have profitable products.
Smiley: And you thought I couldn’t do it.
Shurbert: You’re right I did think you couldn’t do it. And I still think you can’t do it.
Smiley: You’re mean.
Shurbert: Thank-you for listening to our show!
Smiley: You can’t close the show, only I can close the show!
Shurbert: Smiley’s Fun With Words!
