Dizzy: Welcome to the Dizzy Izzy Show! I'm your host, Dizzy!
Muffin: And I'm Muffin!
Dizzy: Today we will be talking about two things, the new site, and-
Muffin: How Smiley became as successful as she is now!
Dizzy: Yes, that too. Now on to business! As producer of the Smiley Show, or whatever Smiley's show is called-
Muffin: Wait, YOU'RE their producer?
Dizzy: I thought we went over this already?
Muffin: We might have, but I was watching the waffles cook, turning a golden brown, all nice and warm.......
Dizzy: Anyway, as the producer and creator of the website I am slowly trying to make the site look as forest-like as I can. And now for the Smiley portion!
Muffin: Let's welcome to the show, Smiley!
Smiley: Wow! You guys really remodeled this dump! It looks completely different!
Squiggle: Yeah! And the Waffles are a nice improvement too!
Muffin: I know, right?
Dizzy: Smiley, thank you for coming down. We would like to ask you how you became so successful.
Smiley: Didn't I already do an interview like that?
Dizzy: Yes, but you and Omlet left to get ice cream.
Smiley: No way! Waffles!
Squiggle: Did you miss that whole part about the waffles?
Smiley: Waffles!
Muffin: I know, right?
Dizzy: Well, since we're out of time and everyone wants waffles, let's get some waffles!
Super-Duper Thingy-Madab
Smiley: Welcome to my talk show! We still haven't agreed on one. Someone has issues with being on a talk show called 'Planetarious Obstruvantical Nonsensical Blabbernatious Notawordnessical Yo-yo Show.'
For those who need a prununciation key [Planet-air-E-ous Obstrew-van-tea-call Nonsense-E-call Blabber-gnat-E-ous Not-a-word-ness-E-call yo-yo show]
Squiggle: Smiley, that would be you. I was fine with it, but you decided against it shortly after thinking it up.
Smiley: What's your point? Someone doesn't like it. That doesn't mean it's you. Besides, we have more important matters to attend to. The magic sock!
Squiggle: Sock? You never said ANYTHING about a sock! When did you decide on a sock? I thought we were doing the pogo stick.
Smiley: Yeah, we were, but someone didn't like that idea after all. So on with the sock!
Squiggle: Cool it's green!
Smiley: It also glows!
Squiggle: Does it sparkle?
Smiley: Don't be ridiculous! This is a sock! It can do almost anything! It can time travel, wash the dishes, clean your room, and do your homework, but the one thing it cannot do is sparkle. It's a good thing I didn't run this by you or else you would've dumped glitter all over it.
Squiggle: Why wouldn't I? It would sparkle!
Smiley: Yes, but that would disrupt the balance in all things awesome.
Squiggle: What about gloves, can they sparkle?
Smiley: They don't do anything but do that. Bye people!!!!!!!!
For those who need a prununciation key [Planet-air-E-ous Obstrew-van-tea-call Nonsense-E-call Blabber-gnat-E-ous Not-a-word-ness-E-call yo-yo show]
Squiggle: Smiley, that would be you. I was fine with it, but you decided against it shortly after thinking it up.
Smiley: What's your point? Someone doesn't like it. That doesn't mean it's you. Besides, we have more important matters to attend to. The magic sock!
Squiggle: Sock? You never said ANYTHING about a sock! When did you decide on a sock? I thought we were doing the pogo stick.
Smiley: Yeah, we were, but someone didn't like that idea after all. So on with the sock!
Squiggle: Cool it's green!
Smiley: It also glows!
Squiggle: Does it sparkle?
Smiley: Don't be ridiculous! This is a sock! It can do almost anything! It can time travel, wash the dishes, clean your room, and do your homework, but the one thing it cannot do is sparkle. It's a good thing I didn't run this by you or else you would've dumped glitter all over it.
Squiggle: Why wouldn't I? It would sparkle!
Smiley: Yes, but that would disrupt the balance in all things awesome.
Squiggle: What about gloves, can they sparkle?
Smiley: They don't do anything but do that. Bye people!!!!!!!!
What Holdiday????
Smiley: I have a VERY serious problem!
Squiggle: NO!!!!!! What is it?
Smiley: I don't have any animal crackers!
Squiggle: Since when has that ever been an issue?
Smiley: Since I found out that today was National Aniaml Cracker day!
Squiggle: Well then, I see why having no animal crackers would be a problem.
Smiley: Now do you get the seriousness of the issue? Do you know anyone with a surpluss of animal crackers? We could barrow some from them.
Squiggle: Omlet has some!
Smiley: How do you know that?
Squiggle: When Omlet told me last time we talked, don't you remember? You were asking around about free-range chicken eggs.
Smiley: Now I remember, I never did find those........
Squiggle: Not the eggs, Omlet!
Smiley: Wait, Omlet was there? When was this?
Squiggle: When we ran into Omlet at the egg section at Wally-World.
Smiley: Oh. Do you think Omlet has animal crackers?
Squiggle: I'll go ask.
Smiley: HAPPY NATIONAL ANIMAL CRACKER DAY!
Squiggle: NO!!!!!! What is it?
Smiley: I don't have any animal crackers!
Squiggle: Since when has that ever been an issue?
Smiley: Since I found out that today was National Aniaml Cracker day!
Squiggle: Well then, I see why having no animal crackers would be a problem.
Smiley: Now do you get the seriousness of the issue? Do you know anyone with a surpluss of animal crackers? We could barrow some from them.
Squiggle: Omlet has some!
Smiley: How do you know that?
Squiggle: When Omlet told me last time we talked, don't you remember? You were asking around about free-range chicken eggs.
Smiley: Now I remember, I never did find those........
Squiggle: Not the eggs, Omlet!
Smiley: Wait, Omlet was there? When was this?
Squiggle: When we ran into Omlet at the egg section at Wally-World.
Smiley: Oh. Do you think Omlet has animal crackers?
Squiggle: I'll go ask.
Smiley: HAPPY NATIONAL ANIMAL CRACKER DAY!
Smiley's Pi Day
Smiley: Hi everybody!!!!!!!!! Welcome to my show!
Squiggle: Smiley, do you know what day it is?
Smiley: Friday?
Squiggle: No. Actually it's Sunday, but that wasn't what I wanted. Today is Pi Day!
Smiley: No way! Pie Day! What flavor? Cherry?
Squiggle: No, not pie, pi.
Smiley: That's what I said, pie.
Squiggle: No, pi as in mathematical.
Smiley: I've never heard of that flavor before.
Squiggle: That's because it's not food!
Smiley: I know! It must be one of those new flavors!
Squiggle: This is hopeless.......
Squiggle: Smiley, do you know what day it is?
Smiley: Friday?
Squiggle: No. Actually it's Sunday, but that wasn't what I wanted. Today is Pi Day!
Smiley: No way! Pie Day! What flavor? Cherry?
Squiggle: No, not pie, pi.
Smiley: That's what I said, pie.
Squiggle: No, pi as in mathematical.
Smiley: I've never heard of that flavor before.
Squiggle: That's because it's not food!
Smiley: I know! It must be one of those new flavors!
Squiggle: This is hopeless.......
New Year's Resolutions
Smiley: Hi world and all who inhabit it!!!!!!
Squiggle: What about the people in space?
Smiley: Hi people in space!!!!!
Squiggle: Thank you for tuning in for our first show of 2010!
Smiley: No way!!! It's 2010?
Squiggle: Yes way!
Smiley: Oh no! I just remembered! I still have to get my New Year's ice cream!
Squiggle: But Smiley, you have ice cream every night, what's so special about having your New Year's ice cream?
Smiley: Squiggle, Squiggle, Squiggle, must I always be the wiser? I make my resolutions while eating my ice cream. By the way, what does resolution mean?
Squiggle: The act of resolving or determining upon an action or course of action, method procedure, etc.
Smiley: Ohhhhhh, so THAT'S what it means! My resolution is to eat more pancakes!
Squiggle: Smiley, where did you get that ice cream, and why don't I have any?
Smiley: There's always some ice cream in that freezer over there, you can have some too.
Squiggle: Yay!!!!
Smiley: Bye peoples! And remember to eat more pancakes!!!!
Squiggle: What about the people in space?
Smiley: Hi people in space!!!!!
Squiggle: Thank you for tuning in for our first show of 2010!
Smiley: No way!!! It's 2010?
Squiggle: Yes way!
Smiley: Oh no! I just remembered! I still have to get my New Year's ice cream!
Squiggle: But Smiley, you have ice cream every night, what's so special about having your New Year's ice cream?
Smiley: Squiggle, Squiggle, Squiggle, must I always be the wiser? I make my resolutions while eating my ice cream. By the way, what does resolution mean?
Squiggle: The act of resolving or determining upon an action or course of action, method procedure, etc.
Smiley: Ohhhhhh, so THAT'S what it means! My resolution is to eat more pancakes!
Squiggle: Smiley, where did you get that ice cream, and why don't I have any?
Smiley: There's always some ice cream in that freezer over there, you can have some too.
Squiggle: Yay!!!!
Smiley: Bye peoples! And remember to eat more pancakes!!!!
Post-Christmas Show
Smiley: Hi everyone!!!!!!!
Sherbert: Weren't we supposed to have this show three days ago?
Omlet: Yes, but SOMEONE didn't get here until today!
Muffin: Wait, wasn't it YOU, Omlet who was late?
Omlet: Maybe, but that isn't the point!
Smiley: The point is that this is our Post-Christmas Show!!!!
Squiggle: And to celebrate Smiley and I got everyone a present!!!
Dizzy: I don't see any presents........
Smiley: That's because we gave you the gift of being on our show!!!!
Sherbert: Yippee!!!!!
Omlet: Are you sure you don't have anything else?
Smiley: How about we all go bowling!
Dizzy: That sounds great!
Sherbert: Omlet, you're going to pay!
Omlet: What? How come I always have to pay?
Squiggle: Because everyone else is broke!
Smiley: Bye Peoples!
Sherbert: Weren't we supposed to have this show three days ago?
Omlet: Yes, but SOMEONE didn't get here until today!
Muffin: Wait, wasn't it YOU, Omlet who was late?
Omlet: Maybe, but that isn't the point!
Smiley: The point is that this is our Post-Christmas Show!!!!
Squiggle: And to celebrate Smiley and I got everyone a present!!!
Dizzy: I don't see any presents........
Smiley: That's because we gave you the gift of being on our show!!!!
Sherbert: Yippee!!!!!
Omlet: Are you sure you don't have anything else?
Smiley: How about we all go bowling!
Dizzy: That sounds great!
Sherbert: Omlet, you're going to pay!
Omlet: What? How come I always have to pay?
Squiggle: Because everyone else is broke!
Smiley: Bye Peoples!
If All The Gumdrops
Smiley: What is the difference between gum and gumdrops?
Sqiuggle: I don't know Smiley, what?
Smiley: If I knew would I be asking you?
Squiggle: I guess not. Sorry.
Smiley: I guess since Squiggle doesn't know, I'll have to consult with the phone lines!
Squiggle: Smiley, no one's calling.......
Smiley: What? Why not?
Squiggle: Maybe they don't know.....
Smiley: Hola?
Caller: HI, Smiley, the difference between the two is that one has drop at the end if its name.
Squiggle: Hey, you sound familiar, are you Sherbert?
Caller: Yes, I am. I'm Taking care of my grandma, and did not leave because of Smiley.
Smiley: Told you so!
Squiggle: I didn't ever say she did!
Sherbert: Well, I've got to go know!
Smiley: Bye, are you coming in for the Christmas show?
Squiggle: Yeah, are you? Omlet, Dizzy, and Muffin are coming!
Sherbert: Sure, that sounds great! Bye!
Squiggle: That was nice.
Smiley: Yeah. Bye peoples! Tune in next time for my show!
Sqiuggle: I don't know Smiley, what?
Smiley: If I knew would I be asking you?
Squiggle: I guess not. Sorry.
Smiley: I guess since Squiggle doesn't know, I'll have to consult with the phone lines!
Squiggle: Smiley, no one's calling.......
Smiley: What? Why not?
Squiggle: Maybe they don't know.....
RING!
Smiley: Hola?
Caller: HI, Smiley, the difference between the two is that one has drop at the end if its name.
Squiggle: Hey, you sound familiar, are you Sherbert?
Caller: Yes, I am. I'm Taking care of my grandma, and did not leave because of Smiley.
Smiley: Told you so!
Squiggle: I didn't ever say she did!
Sherbert: Well, I've got to go know!
Smiley: Bye, are you coming in for the Christmas show?
Squiggle: Yeah, are you? Omlet, Dizzy, and Muffin are coming!
Sherbert: Sure, that sounds great! Bye!
Squiggle: That was nice.
Smiley: Yeah. Bye peoples! Tune in next time for my show!
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