Smiley: HELLO WORLD!
Squiggle: Smiley, you don't have to yell into the microphone.
Smiley: YES I DO! HOW ELSE WILL EVERYONE HEAR ME?
Squiggle: That's a good question.....
Smiley: NOW HEAR THIS! IT'S PI DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Squiggle: Pie? I LOVE pie! Apple or pumpkin?
Smiley: Both!
Squiggle: You do realized it's pi day as in math, right?
Smiley: Yeah, but who cares? It's an excuse to eat pie!
Squiggle: Wait! We need an excuse to eat pie?
Smiley: Yeah, why else do you think gas prices are going up? No one is turning in their pie excuses.
Squiggle: I don't think it works like that, Smiley.
Smiley: You sure?
Squiggle: Positive.
Smiley: Well, in that case, PIE FOR EVERYONE! And HAPPY PI DAY TO EVERYONE ELSE! BYE!
