Smiley: Welcome to my show, staring ME! Smiley The Raccoon!!!!
Squiggle: And me too! Squiggle!
Smiley: Today we have a GREAT visitor! Omlet!
Omlet: I don't think I would be considered a visitor seeing how you tracked me down and kept asking me to come on the show.
Squiggle: I don't see how that makes you anything else besides a visitor.
Smiley: Yeah, that's how we get ALL our visitors, and it was either you or Norman the goat dude. And he kept going on and on about how the starts were made out of gas, and I was like "Stars are made out of that glitter glue you buy at Super Big Mart!" And he was like, "No! It's a mass of incandescent gas!" Whatever THAT means!
Omlet: And you wonder why people don't have meaningful conversations with you.....
Squiggle: What do you mean? I thought it because Smiley was just TO fun for everyone.
Omlet: Um, yeah, that's EXACTLY why! Just TOO much fun for just anyone to handle!
Smiley: And then I said, "I don't know what you're talking about, I'm going to invite my bestest friend Omlet to come on my show!" And he was all, "Why you inviting that snail? Omlet can't handle the fun!"
Squiggle: Bye everyone!
Omlet: Who wants pickle cheese?
Smiley: Ooh! I do! I do! I just LOVE pickle cheese! Um... what's pickle cheese?
