Smiley All Alone

Smiley: Yay! I'm on the air! I'm Smiley!

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Smiley: That's weird, usually someone says something right then........ I'm Smiley!

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Smiley: Hello? Is anyone else even here?

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Smiley: That means nobody is guarding the big box that creates ice cream!

Squiggle: Smiley! What are you doing here?

Smiley: Well I'm NOT raiding the ice cream box if that's what you thought.

Squiggle: No, I didn't think that, I thought we didn't have our show until next week. How did you get in here anyway?

Smiley: Do you really want to know?

Squiggle: Not really.

Smiley: Well, I had this pail of glue, and a box full of Pluto-

Squiggle: Play-Doh.

Smiley: Whatever, and I also had a bottle of ranch dressing, anyway, I passed the studio and the Air Duct was open.

Squiggle: Don't tell me you broke in.

Smiley: No, I went through the front door.

Squiggle: Then why mention the Air Duct?

Smiley: Because, that's where I put my glue and ranch dressing. I came in to find popcorn, but instead I found the microphone!

Squiggle: Okay, that makes more sense.

Smiley: To the ice cream! Bye peoples!

Squiggle: Ditto!

Celebrating an Momentous Occasion

Dizzy: Welcome to the Dizzy Izzy Show! I'm Dizzy, and with me today are the hosts of Smiley The Raccoon's talk show!

Muffin: And me!

Dizzy: Yes, and my co-host Muffin.

Smiley: What about a muffin?

Squiggle: No thanks, I just ate.

Dizzy: Anyway, today's show is in honor of Muffin's birthday!

Muffin: Too bad it was a week ago.......

Smiley: Happy birthday!

Dizzy: Well, our show didn't air a week ago, so it's now or never, and if it's never then we don''t get cake........

Muffin: Okay! Bring on the cake!

Squiggle: Didn't I just say I just ate?

Smiley: Don't mention that when there's cake around, we might not get some!

Dizzy: And now on to why we have Smiley and Squiggle on the show!

Smiley: There's a reason?

Muffin: Not really.

Dizzy: You get to sing!

Squiggle: Who?

Smiley: Us? Really! Yay!!!

Muffin: Oh boy.

Smiley: ROW, ROW, ROW YOUR MOTORCYCLE GENTLY DOWN THE TREE!

Squiggle: Um, Smiley, I don't think those are the right words.

Smiley: Really?

Squiggle: Yeah, I thought it was gently down the store.

Dizzy: Well, that's it for today. Happy birthday Muffin!

Muffin: I thought it was boat......

Happy Moldy Cheese Day!

Smiley: Happy Mold Cheese Day everyone!

Squiggle: Why celebrate moldy chees? We have absolutly no idea! We are just going with the flow!

Smiley: Do we even have moldy cheese?

Squiggle: I don't know, but we have this old cheese that is turning green.

Smiley: That isn't cheese, that is my Pluto.

Squiggle: Pay Doh.

Smiley: What does moldy cheese even look like?

Squiggle: I don't know, but I think there's some in the museam down town.

Smiley: Cool, let's go!

Smiley: Welcome to my show!!!!!

Squiggle: Hi people! Today we have an AWESOME topic! It's all about Africa, and the big sea water scandal! Smiley...... what are you eating?

Smiley: I don't know, but it's salty. I think the person who gave it to me said it was called Pluto, and was soy.

Squiggle: Are you sure it wasn't Play-Doh and a toy?

Smiley: I don't know, but I think it could use more salt........ what were we talking about?

Squiggle: Sea water.

Smiley: What's the point? It's not like they're bad.

Squiggle: How so?

Smiley: Well, sea water is salt water, and they make Pluto out of salt and soy.

Squiggle: Yeah. Let's go with that.

Smiley: Oh, and guess what!

Squiggle: What!

Smiley: You didn't guess.

Squiggle: Um, an elephant?

Smiley: You cheated!

Squiggle: I'm right? Cool I'm right!

Smiley: Yes, and that elephant is right here, made out of Pluto!

Squiggle: Why is it purple?

Smiley: Purple's the only color I had........ Bye Peoples!

Squiggle: Bye!

Tape It! Tape It All!

Smiley: Just a little bit more here. And,

Squiggle: Smiley, why are you covered with office supplies?

Smiley: Squiggle, Squiggle, Squiggle, can't you see, I'm making a fashion, um, paradisiacal. Yeah, a fashion paradisiacal.

Squiggle: Wow, Smiley, I didn't know you had that kind of vocabulary.

Smiley: I don't. But Mana gave me this funny book with funny words and this word had "Smiley isn't" in front of it. So I'm making myself paradisiacal. Whatever that is.

Squiggle: Smiley, the definition is right here, it says-

Smiley: Quiet! I need absolute and complete silence!

Squiggle: What is it Smiley?

Smiley: I've just discovered something magical!

Squiggle: What is it?

Smiley: TAPE!

A Newly Recovered Show With Smiley and Omlet!

Smiley: Yay! It's my show! I love this show!

Omlet: I know! Me too! Be quiet so I can hear it!

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Smiley: Maybe they forgot what they were going to say.....

Omlet: Maybe we should call in and give some ideas.

Smiley: Okie dokie artichokie! It's ringing!

RING! RING!! RING
Omlet: Should I answer that?

Smiley: No, I'm calling my show! Let it ring.

Omlet: Have they answered yet?

Smiley: No. How rude, just letting a phone ring like that.

Omlet: And not even doing anything on their show either.

Smiley: Yeah, and it's my favorite because it's MY show, and I was really looking forward to hearing it for the first time!

Omlet: Yeah, me too! Whenever it's on, we;re always talking, and miss it.

Smiley: Yeah. Let's go get some strawberries that are grown on those coconut trees, I hear they're delicious!

Omlet: I thought only coconuts grew on coconut trees.

Smiley: Well, you're wrong! Let's go!

Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Goat

Smiley: Welcome to my show, staring ME! Smiley The Raccoon!!!!

Squiggle: And me too! Squiggle!

Smiley: Today we have a GREAT visitor! Omlet!

Omlet: I don't think I would be considered a visitor seeing how you tracked me down and kept asking me to come on the show.

Squiggle: I don't see how that makes you anything else besides a visitor.

Smiley: Yeah, that's how we get ALL our visitors, and it was either you or Norman the goat dude. And he kept going on and on about how the starts were made out of gas, and I was like "Stars are made out of that glitter glue you buy at Super Big Mart!" And he was like, "No! It's a mass of incandescent gas!" Whatever THAT means!

Omlet: And you wonder why people don't have meaningful conversations with you.....

Squiggle: What do you mean? I thought it because Smiley was just TO fun for everyone.

Omlet: Um, yeah, that's EXACTLY why! Just TOO much fun for just anyone to handle!

Smiley: And then I said, "I don't know what you're talking about, I'm going to invite my bestest friend Omlet to come on my show!" And he was all, "Why you inviting that snail? Omlet can't handle the fun!"

Squiggle: Bye everyone!

Omlet: Who wants pickle cheese?

Smiley: Ooh! I do! I do! I just LOVE pickle cheese! Um... what's pickle cheese?