Smiley: Happy Mold Cheese Day everyone!
Squiggle: Why celebrate moldy chees? We have absolutly no idea! We are just going with the flow!
Smiley: Do we even have moldy cheese?
Squiggle: I don't know, but we have this old cheese that is turning green.
Smiley: That isn't cheese, that is my Pluto.
Squiggle: Pay Doh.
Smiley: What does moldy cheese even look like?
Squiggle: I don't know, but I think there's some in the museam down town.
Smiley: Cool, let's go!
Smiley: Welcome to my show!!!!!
Squiggle: Hi people! Today we have an AWESOME topic! It's all about Africa, and the big sea water scandal! Smiley...... what are you eating?
Smiley: I don't know, but it's salty. I think the person who gave it to me said it was called Pluto, and was soy.
Squiggle: Are you sure it wasn't Play-Doh and a toy?
Smiley: I don't know, but I think it could use more salt........ what were we talking about?
Squiggle: Sea water.
Smiley: What's the point? It's not like they're bad.
Squiggle: How so?
Smiley: Well, sea water is salt water, and they make Pluto out of salt and soy.
Squiggle: Yeah. Let's go with that.
Smiley: Oh, and guess what!
Squiggle: What!
Smiley: You didn't guess.
Squiggle: Um, an elephant?
Smiley: You cheated!
Squiggle: I'm right? Cool I'm right!
Smiley: Yes, and that elephant is right here, made out of Pluto!
Squiggle: Why is it purple?
Smiley: Purple's the only color I had........ Bye Peoples!
Squiggle: Bye!
Squiggle: Hi people! Today we have an AWESOME topic! It's all about Africa, and the big sea water scandal! Smiley...... what are you eating?
Smiley: I don't know, but it's salty. I think the person who gave it to me said it was called Pluto, and was soy.
Squiggle: Are you sure it wasn't Play-Doh and a toy?
Smiley: I don't know, but I think it could use more salt........ what were we talking about?
Squiggle: Sea water.
Smiley: What's the point? It's not like they're bad.
Squiggle: How so?
Smiley: Well, sea water is salt water, and they make Pluto out of salt and soy.
Squiggle: Yeah. Let's go with that.
Smiley: Oh, and guess what!
Squiggle: What!
Smiley: You didn't guess.
Squiggle: Um, an elephant?
Smiley: You cheated!
Squiggle: I'm right? Cool I'm right!
Smiley: Yes, and that elephant is right here, made out of Pluto!
Squiggle: Why is it purple?
Smiley: Purple's the only color I had........ Bye Peoples!
Squiggle: Bye!
Tape It! Tape It All!
Smiley: Just a little bit more here. And,
Squiggle: Smiley, why are you covered with office supplies?
Smiley: Squiggle, Squiggle, Squiggle, can't you see, I'm making a fashion, um, paradisiacal. Yeah, a fashion paradisiacal.
Squiggle: Wow, Smiley, I didn't know you had that kind of vocabulary.
Smiley: I don't. But Mana gave me this funny book with funny words and this word had "Smiley isn't" in front of it. So I'm making myself paradisiacal. Whatever that is.
Squiggle: Smiley, the definition is right here, it says-
Smiley: Quiet! I need absolute and complete silence!
Squiggle: What is it Smiley?
Smiley: I've just discovered something magical!
Squiggle: What is it?
Smiley: TAPE!
Squiggle: Smiley, why are you covered with office supplies?
Smiley: Squiggle, Squiggle, Squiggle, can't you see, I'm making a fashion, um, paradisiacal. Yeah, a fashion paradisiacal.
Squiggle: Wow, Smiley, I didn't know you had that kind of vocabulary.
Smiley: I don't. But Mana gave me this funny book with funny words and this word had "Smiley isn't" in front of it. So I'm making myself paradisiacal. Whatever that is.
Squiggle: Smiley, the definition is right here, it says-
Smiley: Quiet! I need absolute and complete silence!
Squiggle: What is it Smiley?
Smiley: I've just discovered something magical!
Squiggle: What is it?
Smiley: TAPE!
A Newly Recovered Show With Smiley and Omlet!
Smiley: Yay! It's my show! I love this show!
Omlet: I know! Me too! Be quiet so I can hear it!
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Smiley: Maybe they forgot what they were going to say.....
Omlet: Maybe we should call in and give some ideas.
Smiley: Okie dokie artichokie! It's ringing!
RING! RING!! RING
Omlet: Should I answer that?
Smiley: No, I'm calling my show! Let it ring.
Omlet: Have they answered yet?
Smiley: No. How rude, just letting a phone ring like that.
Omlet: And not even doing anything on their show either.
Smiley: Yeah, and it's my favorite because it's MY show, and I was really looking forward to hearing it for the first time!
Omlet: Yeah, me too! Whenever it's on, we;re always talking, and miss it.
Smiley: Yeah. Let's go get some strawberries that are grown on those coconut trees, I hear they're delicious!
Omlet: I thought only coconuts grew on coconut trees.
Smiley: Well, you're wrong! Let's go!
Omlet: I know! Me too! Be quiet so I can hear it!
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Smiley: Maybe they forgot what they were going to say.....
Omlet: Maybe we should call in and give some ideas.
Smiley: Okie dokie artichokie! It's ringing!
RING! RING!! RING
Omlet: Should I answer that?
Smiley: No, I'm calling my show! Let it ring.
Omlet: Have they answered yet?
Smiley: No. How rude, just letting a phone ring like that.
Omlet: And not even doing anything on their show either.
Smiley: Yeah, and it's my favorite because it's MY show, and I was really looking forward to hearing it for the first time!
Omlet: Yeah, me too! Whenever it's on, we;re always talking, and miss it.
Smiley: Yeah. Let's go get some strawberries that are grown on those coconut trees, I hear they're delicious!
Omlet: I thought only coconuts grew on coconut trees.
Smiley: Well, you're wrong! Let's go!
Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Goat
Smiley: Welcome to my show, staring ME! Smiley The Raccoon!!!!
Squiggle: And me too! Squiggle!
Smiley: Today we have a GREAT visitor! Omlet!
Omlet: I don't think I would be considered a visitor seeing how you tracked me down and kept asking me to come on the show.
Squiggle: I don't see how that makes you anything else besides a visitor.
Smiley: Yeah, that's how we get ALL our visitors, and it was either you or Norman the goat dude. And he kept going on and on about how the starts were made out of gas, and I was like "Stars are made out of that glitter glue you buy at Super Big Mart!" And he was like, "No! It's a mass of incandescent gas!" Whatever THAT means!
Omlet: And you wonder why people don't have meaningful conversations with you.....
Squiggle: What do you mean? I thought it because Smiley was just TO fun for everyone.
Omlet: Um, yeah, that's EXACTLY why! Just TOO much fun for just anyone to handle!
Smiley: And then I said, "I don't know what you're talking about, I'm going to invite my bestest friend Omlet to come on my show!" And he was all, "Why you inviting that snail? Omlet can't handle the fun!"
Squiggle: Bye everyone!
Omlet: Who wants pickle cheese?
Smiley: Ooh! I do! I do! I just LOVE pickle cheese! Um... what's pickle cheese?
Squiggle: And me too! Squiggle!
Smiley: Today we have a GREAT visitor! Omlet!
Omlet: I don't think I would be considered a visitor seeing how you tracked me down and kept asking me to come on the show.
Squiggle: I don't see how that makes you anything else besides a visitor.
Smiley: Yeah, that's how we get ALL our visitors, and it was either you or Norman the goat dude. And he kept going on and on about how the starts were made out of gas, and I was like "Stars are made out of that glitter glue you buy at Super Big Mart!" And he was like, "No! It's a mass of incandescent gas!" Whatever THAT means!
Omlet: And you wonder why people don't have meaningful conversations with you.....
Squiggle: What do you mean? I thought it because Smiley was just TO fun for everyone.
Omlet: Um, yeah, that's EXACTLY why! Just TOO much fun for just anyone to handle!
Smiley: And then I said, "I don't know what you're talking about, I'm going to invite my bestest friend Omlet to come on my show!" And he was all, "Why you inviting that snail? Omlet can't handle the fun!"
Squiggle: Bye everyone!
Omlet: Who wants pickle cheese?
Smiley: Ooh! I do! I do! I just LOVE pickle cheese! Um... what's pickle cheese?
Dizzy Izzy Show
Dizzy: Welcome to the Dizzy Izzy Show! I'm your host, Dizzy!
Muffin: And I'm Muffin!
Dizzy: Today we will be talking about two things, the new site, and-
Muffin: How Smiley became as successful as she is now!
Dizzy: Yes, that too. Now on to business! As producer of the Smiley Show, or whatever Smiley's show is called-
Muffin: Wait, YOU'RE their producer?
Dizzy: I thought we went over this already?
Muffin: We might have, but I was watching the waffles cook, turning a golden brown, all nice and warm.......
Dizzy: Anyway, as the producer and creator of the website I am slowly trying to make the site look as forest-like as I can. And now for the Smiley portion!
Muffin: Let's welcome to the show, Smiley!
Smiley: Wow! You guys really remodeled this dump! It looks completely different!
Squiggle: Yeah! And the Waffles are a nice improvement too!
Muffin: I know, right?
Dizzy: Smiley, thank you for coming down. We would like to ask you how you became so successful.
Smiley: Didn't I already do an interview like that?
Dizzy: Yes, but you and Omlet left to get ice cream.
Smiley: No way! Waffles!
Squiggle: Did you miss that whole part about the waffles?
Smiley: Waffles!
Muffin: I know, right?
Dizzy: Well, since we're out of time and everyone wants waffles, let's get some waffles!
Muffin: And I'm Muffin!
Dizzy: Today we will be talking about two things, the new site, and-
Muffin: How Smiley became as successful as she is now!
Dizzy: Yes, that too. Now on to business! As producer of the Smiley Show, or whatever Smiley's show is called-
Muffin: Wait, YOU'RE their producer?
Dizzy: I thought we went over this already?
Muffin: We might have, but I was watching the waffles cook, turning a golden brown, all nice and warm.......
Dizzy: Anyway, as the producer and creator of the website I am slowly trying to make the site look as forest-like as I can. And now for the Smiley portion!
Muffin: Let's welcome to the show, Smiley!
Smiley: Wow! You guys really remodeled this dump! It looks completely different!
Squiggle: Yeah! And the Waffles are a nice improvement too!
Muffin: I know, right?
Dizzy: Smiley, thank you for coming down. We would like to ask you how you became so successful.
Smiley: Didn't I already do an interview like that?
Dizzy: Yes, but you and Omlet left to get ice cream.
Smiley: No way! Waffles!
Squiggle: Did you miss that whole part about the waffles?
Smiley: Waffles!
Muffin: I know, right?
Dizzy: Well, since we're out of time and everyone wants waffles, let's get some waffles!
Super-Duper Thingy-Madab
Smiley: Welcome to my talk show! We still haven't agreed on one. Someone has issues with being on a talk show called 'Planetarious Obstruvantical Nonsensical Blabbernatious Notawordnessical Yo-yo Show.'
For those who need a prununciation key [Planet-air-E-ous Obstrew-van-tea-call Nonsense-E-call Blabber-gnat-E-ous Not-a-word-ness-E-call yo-yo show]
Squiggle: Smiley, that would be you. I was fine with it, but you decided against it shortly after thinking it up.
Smiley: What's your point? Someone doesn't like it. That doesn't mean it's you. Besides, we have more important matters to attend to. The magic sock!
Squiggle: Sock? You never said ANYTHING about a sock! When did you decide on a sock? I thought we were doing the pogo stick.
Smiley: Yeah, we were, but someone didn't like that idea after all. So on with the sock!
Squiggle: Cool it's green!
Smiley: It also glows!
Squiggle: Does it sparkle?
Smiley: Don't be ridiculous! This is a sock! It can do almost anything! It can time travel, wash the dishes, clean your room, and do your homework, but the one thing it cannot do is sparkle. It's a good thing I didn't run this by you or else you would've dumped glitter all over it.
Squiggle: Why wouldn't I? It would sparkle!
Smiley: Yes, but that would disrupt the balance in all things awesome.
Squiggle: What about gloves, can they sparkle?
Smiley: They don't do anything but do that. Bye people!!!!!!!!
For those who need a prununciation key [Planet-air-E-ous Obstrew-van-tea-call Nonsense-E-call Blabber-gnat-E-ous Not-a-word-ness-E-call yo-yo show]
Squiggle: Smiley, that would be you. I was fine with it, but you decided against it shortly after thinking it up.
Smiley: What's your point? Someone doesn't like it. That doesn't mean it's you. Besides, we have more important matters to attend to. The magic sock!
Squiggle: Sock? You never said ANYTHING about a sock! When did you decide on a sock? I thought we were doing the pogo stick.
Smiley: Yeah, we were, but someone didn't like that idea after all. So on with the sock!
Squiggle: Cool it's green!
Smiley: It also glows!
Squiggle: Does it sparkle?
Smiley: Don't be ridiculous! This is a sock! It can do almost anything! It can time travel, wash the dishes, clean your room, and do your homework, but the one thing it cannot do is sparkle. It's a good thing I didn't run this by you or else you would've dumped glitter all over it.
Squiggle: Why wouldn't I? It would sparkle!
Smiley: Yes, but that would disrupt the balance in all things awesome.
Squiggle: What about gloves, can they sparkle?
Smiley: They don't do anything but do that. Bye people!!!!!!!!
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