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Smiley: Welcome to my talk show that doesn't really have a name!

Omlet: Not that we need one or anything.

Smiley: Don't be so negitive!

Omlet: The truth hurts.

Smiley: Then YOU tell the listeners why we don't need one!

Omlet: Okay, the reason why is because we have only had a total of 44 listeners since opening.

Smiley: 44! That's a big number, right?

Omlet: No, it's not. We need our listener's help here.

Smiley: You need to share with the unenlightened the joy we bring!

Omlet: Not that we bring any joy or anything.

Smiley: Pleace help us! If we don't get more listeners the Man will cancel us!

Omlet: Help please!

Smiley's First Concert

Smiley: Welcome to my show. I'm taking Omlet to a concert today and bringing my show with me too!

Omlet: I'm here Smiley. Wait, why is the radio show junk, I mean stuff here?

Smiley: That's irrelevent. Guess what!

Omlet: Um.... Okay, what?

Smiley: I'm going to a concert and you aren't!

Omlet: Smiley, I'm going with you, remember?

Smiley: Remember what? Huh?

Omlet: I, Omlet the Snail am going with you, Smiley the Raccoon.

Smiley: But I'm Smiley the Raccoon.

Omlet: Exactly.

Smiley: If you are going to the concert with me how are we going to get to the concert?

Omlet: We're going on a train.

Smiley: Really? I've always wanted to ride on a train!!!!!! What's a train?

Omlet: A train is an automobile that goes fast.

Smiley: What's an automobole?

Omlet: Never mind. Let's go now, okay.

Smiley: Okay, let's go to the Wiggles Live now!

Omlet: Wait, you said we were going to go see Jesse McCartney!

Smiley: Who cares about that guy?

Omlet: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Smiley: Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!

Omlet: Why did you wait until we were bording the train to tell me this?

Smiley: Now that we're on the train I can tell you that after the Wiggles we're going to go see Go Diago, Go! Live, Dora, and Winnie the Pooh Live! Now I need you to put on this tutu because we're also going to see Blue's Clues Ballet.

Omlet: I'm not going to go see any of those! Who even gave you the crazy idea to take me?

Smiley: You did, silly!

Omlet: I really need to get new friends.

Smiley: I love you too Omlet!

Smiley, It's Smiley!!!! Ho, Ho, Ho

I understand that it is not Christmas time, but this show is not taking place during that time. Hopefully this has cleared any concern.

Smiley: I'm writing a letter to Santa! Santa, I'm being really good and you haven't brought me any presents!

Omlet: Hi Smiley! I picked up a Santa costume from the dollar store on the way here. You like?

Smiley: Santa? You're here?

Omlet: Okay, I'm here, but I'm Omlet, not Santa.

Smiley: Santa. did you bring me presents? Huh? Did ya? Huh?

Omlet: I stopped at Subway and got you a piece of turkey.

Smiley: YEAH! I LOVE TURKEY!

Omlet: I wonder what would happen if I took this costume off....

Smiley: Omlet! You missed him! Santa was just here. What did you do to him? Where did he go?

Omlet: Smiley. we're like out of time on the show.

Smiley: We can't go! Santa didn't give me the turkey!

Smiley Omlet

Omlet: Welcome to the Smiley Omlet Show!

Smiley: I thought we agreed that I got to welcome the listeners!

Omlet: I'm going to ignore you about that. We have a new segment today. It's called, 'Be Mean to the Caller!'

Ring! Ring! Ring!

Smiley: Yellow?

Phone Line: Hi my name is-

Smiley: Can I just call you person?

Person: Even though we're animals, sure.

Smiley: Thanks! Now, would you please tell us why you're calling us today? If it's not too mush trouble of course.

Omlet: Smiley, we're supposed to be mean! Like this, CALL BACK WHEN I'M NOT HERE! GOOD RIDDEN!

Smiley: That was mean, Omlet. You could have been a little nicer.

Omlet: The segment was called 'Be Mean to the Caller', not 'Be Nice to the Caller.'

Smiley: I feel like singing. The wheels on the bus go round and round!

Omlet: Before I start a segment called 'Be Mean to Smiley', bye!

Smiley: Round and round!

Smiley's Interview

Dizzy: Welcome to Dizzy's Update! Everyone knows that "Smiley's Talk of Smiles" wend off with a bang. But did you know that Smiley changed the name of her show to "The Smiley Omlet Show?" I invited Smiley to come and tell us why she did that.

Smiley: Hola, me amigos! Me a a plethora of da fans?

Omlet: Smiley, we're not broadcasting to Mexico, besides, I don't think some of those words where even Spanish!

Smiley: Now you tell me?! I even brought a sombrero, a poncho, and a fake moustache!

Omlet: Really? I thought you where going to a Mexican Hat Party or something.

Dizzy: Okay, let's settle down before you replace me like you did to that Mana person. Smiley, why did you change the name of your talk show?

Smiley: Well, Muffin told me that I was leaving Omlet out of the title. So I changed it so me and Omlet are in the title!

Dizzy: Omlet and I are in the title.

Smiley: You're name' s not in the title, mine and Omlet's are.

Omlet: Ice cream truck! let's go get some!

Smiley: Yay! Ice cream!

Dizzy: Wait! I'm not done with your interview!

Smiley's Talk of Smiles

Smiley: Welcome to Smiley's Talk of Smiles! Omlet is late.... again. So I'll just sing a song! Oh---- This is the way we wash our boats, wash our boats wash our boats! This is the way we wash our boats early in the morning!

Omlet: I'm here! Why did you start singing without me? I like 'This is the way we Wash our Boats'.

Smiley: So what if I sang, you were late and you have to tell pencil goodies.

Omlet: Okay, what did the pencil say to the eraser after it got yelled at?

Smiley: What?

Omlet: Stop yelling at me, I can only make so many mistakes!

Smiley: I don't get it.

Omlet: Whatever. What's orange and long?

Smiley: A pencil?

Omlet: You weren't supposed to say that! You know what? I'm done.

Smiley: Good. Now we will take calls from our fans!

Ring! Ring! Ring!

Smiley: Hello? You're on Smiley's Talk of Smiles!

Phone: My name is Mana.

Smiley: Hi Mana! You're on the Smile Hot line!

Mana: Why did you change my show to a Smile Show? It's all because of you I got fired! And it's all your fault I wake up in the middle of the night screaming!

Smiley: Screaming for joy! I'm so happy you met me! Yay! More satisfied listeners!

Mana: What do you mean, you silly--------------------

Omlet: Sorry, I cut the phone wire while I was making my mom a Valentine's Card.

Smiley: But it's April.

Omlet: Really? Oh, well. I'll just make this into a May Day basket!

Smiley: Oh, that's cool! I want one too! I'll go make a Spring Day card! Bye, Omlet!

Omlet: Wait! Who's going to close the show? Do do da Do. Bye. I guess.

Mana's Question Corner

Mana: I'm so popular! The radio show people would only let me have a talk show if it was about questions, but I don't want to answer any questions because that would be work, and everybody knows popular people don't work. That's why I hired Smiley The Raccoon to answer the questions.

Smiley: Hi, my name is Smiley and I like pencils. Their point is all pointy and smiley and HAPPY!

Mana: Why is that, Smiley?

Smiley: I don't know, but they are happy! Really, really happy! But pens are EVIL! EVIL I tell you, EVIL!

Mana: Pens are evil? Why do you say that? I have a shiny pink pen right here and it's never tried to take over the world.

Smiley: PEN! AH! EVIL! They're evil because if you mess up you're stuck with your mistake because pens don't have an eraser or something like that. To talk more about pens and their evilness, and also pencils, I've invited Omlet the Snail to the station.

Mana: You cannot do that Smiley! You can't invite another animal on the set. Only I can do that! Did you expect to get away with that?

Smiley: Yes, because I'm answering the questions, not that there actually are any questions, and I said so. Oh, Hi Omlet!

Omlet: It's an honor to be here on the talk show. This is my FAVORITE talk show! Hey, Smiley, who's that cat?

Smiley: It's my job to answer questions so, the cat is Mana, the talk show host!

Omlet: Really? Never heard of her. I probably never heard her talk show. Hey, cat! You need to advertise better.

Mana: How could you never of heard my talk show? You just said it was your favorite talk show!

Omlet: Yeah, I don't listen to talk shows.

Smiley: I like pencils!

Omlet: Pens are evil!

Mana: Okay, time to go off air before we get complaints!

Smiley & Omlet: PENCIL!