Smiley: Welcome to my show, staring ME! Smiley The Raccoon!!!!
Squiggle: And me too! Squiggle!
Smiley: Today we have a GREAT visitor! Omlet!
Omlet: I don't think I would be considered a visitor seeing how you tracked me down and kept asking me to come on the show.
Squiggle: I don't see how that makes you anything else besides a visitor.
Smiley: Yeah, that's how we get ALL our visitors, and it was either you or Norman the goat dude. And he kept going on and on about how the starts were made out of gas, and I was like "Stars are made out of that glitter glue you buy at Super Big Mart!" And he was like, "No! It's a mass of incandescent gas!" Whatever THAT means!
Omlet: And you wonder why people don't have meaningful conversations with you.....
Squiggle: What do you mean? I thought it because Smiley was just TO fun for everyone.
Omlet: Um, yeah, that's EXACTLY why! Just TOO much fun for just anyone to handle!
Smiley: And then I said, "I don't know what you're talking about, I'm going to invite my bestest friend Omlet to come on my show!" And he was all, "Why you inviting that snail? Omlet can't handle the fun!"
Squiggle: Bye everyone!
Omlet: Who wants pickle cheese?
Smiley: Ooh! I do! I do! I just LOVE pickle cheese! Um... what's pickle cheese?
Dizzy Izzy Show
Dizzy: Welcome to the Dizzy Izzy Show! I'm your host, Dizzy!
Muffin: And I'm Muffin!
Dizzy: Today we will be talking about two things, the new site, and-
Muffin: How Smiley became as successful as she is now!
Dizzy: Yes, that too. Now on to business! As producer of the Smiley Show, or whatever Smiley's show is called-
Muffin: Wait, YOU'RE their producer?
Dizzy: I thought we went over this already?
Muffin: We might have, but I was watching the waffles cook, turning a golden brown, all nice and warm.......
Dizzy: Anyway, as the producer and creator of the website I am slowly trying to make the site look as forest-like as I can. And now for the Smiley portion!
Muffin: Let's welcome to the show, Smiley!
Smiley: Wow! You guys really remodeled this dump! It looks completely different!
Squiggle: Yeah! And the Waffles are a nice improvement too!
Muffin: I know, right?
Dizzy: Smiley, thank you for coming down. We would like to ask you how you became so successful.
Smiley: Didn't I already do an interview like that?
Dizzy: Yes, but you and Omlet left to get ice cream.
Smiley: No way! Waffles!
Squiggle: Did you miss that whole part about the waffles?
Smiley: Waffles!
Muffin: I know, right?
Dizzy: Well, since we're out of time and everyone wants waffles, let's get some waffles!
Muffin: And I'm Muffin!
Dizzy: Today we will be talking about two things, the new site, and-
Muffin: How Smiley became as successful as she is now!
Dizzy: Yes, that too. Now on to business! As producer of the Smiley Show, or whatever Smiley's show is called-
Muffin: Wait, YOU'RE their producer?
Dizzy: I thought we went over this already?
Muffin: We might have, but I was watching the waffles cook, turning a golden brown, all nice and warm.......
Dizzy: Anyway, as the producer and creator of the website I am slowly trying to make the site look as forest-like as I can. And now for the Smiley portion!
Muffin: Let's welcome to the show, Smiley!
Smiley: Wow! You guys really remodeled this dump! It looks completely different!
Squiggle: Yeah! And the Waffles are a nice improvement too!
Muffin: I know, right?
Dizzy: Smiley, thank you for coming down. We would like to ask you how you became so successful.
Smiley: Didn't I already do an interview like that?
Dizzy: Yes, but you and Omlet left to get ice cream.
Smiley: No way! Waffles!
Squiggle: Did you miss that whole part about the waffles?
Smiley: Waffles!
Muffin: I know, right?
Dizzy: Well, since we're out of time and everyone wants waffles, let's get some waffles!
Super-Duper Thingy-Madab
Smiley: Welcome to my talk show! We still haven't agreed on one. Someone has issues with being on a talk show called 'Planetarious Obstruvantical Nonsensical Blabbernatious Notawordnessical Yo-yo Show.'
For those who need a prununciation key [Planet-air-E-ous Obstrew-van-tea-call Nonsense-E-call Blabber-gnat-E-ous Not-a-word-ness-E-call yo-yo show]
Squiggle: Smiley, that would be you. I was fine with it, but you decided against it shortly after thinking it up.
Smiley: What's your point? Someone doesn't like it. That doesn't mean it's you. Besides, we have more important matters to attend to. The magic sock!
Squiggle: Sock? You never said ANYTHING about a sock! When did you decide on a sock? I thought we were doing the pogo stick.
Smiley: Yeah, we were, but someone didn't like that idea after all. So on with the sock!
Squiggle: Cool it's green!
Smiley: It also glows!
Squiggle: Does it sparkle?
Smiley: Don't be ridiculous! This is a sock! It can do almost anything! It can time travel, wash the dishes, clean your room, and do your homework, but the one thing it cannot do is sparkle. It's a good thing I didn't run this by you or else you would've dumped glitter all over it.
Squiggle: Why wouldn't I? It would sparkle!
Smiley: Yes, but that would disrupt the balance in all things awesome.
Squiggle: What about gloves, can they sparkle?
Smiley: They don't do anything but do that. Bye people!!!!!!!!
For those who need a prununciation key [Planet-air-E-ous Obstrew-van-tea-call Nonsense-E-call Blabber-gnat-E-ous Not-a-word-ness-E-call yo-yo show]
Squiggle: Smiley, that would be you. I was fine with it, but you decided against it shortly after thinking it up.
Smiley: What's your point? Someone doesn't like it. That doesn't mean it's you. Besides, we have more important matters to attend to. The magic sock!
Squiggle: Sock? You never said ANYTHING about a sock! When did you decide on a sock? I thought we were doing the pogo stick.
Smiley: Yeah, we were, but someone didn't like that idea after all. So on with the sock!
Squiggle: Cool it's green!
Smiley: It also glows!
Squiggle: Does it sparkle?
Smiley: Don't be ridiculous! This is a sock! It can do almost anything! It can time travel, wash the dishes, clean your room, and do your homework, but the one thing it cannot do is sparkle. It's a good thing I didn't run this by you or else you would've dumped glitter all over it.
Squiggle: Why wouldn't I? It would sparkle!
Smiley: Yes, but that would disrupt the balance in all things awesome.
Squiggle: What about gloves, can they sparkle?
Smiley: They don't do anything but do that. Bye people!!!!!!!!
What Holdiday????
Smiley: I have a VERY serious problem!
Squiggle: NO!!!!!! What is it?
Smiley: I don't have any animal crackers!
Squiggle: Since when has that ever been an issue?
Smiley: Since I found out that today was National Aniaml Cracker day!
Squiggle: Well then, I see why having no animal crackers would be a problem.
Smiley: Now do you get the seriousness of the issue? Do you know anyone with a surpluss of animal crackers? We could barrow some from them.
Squiggle: Omlet has some!
Smiley: How do you know that?
Squiggle: When Omlet told me last time we talked, don't you remember? You were asking around about free-range chicken eggs.
Smiley: Now I remember, I never did find those........
Squiggle: Not the eggs, Omlet!
Smiley: Wait, Omlet was there? When was this?
Squiggle: When we ran into Omlet at the egg section at Wally-World.
Smiley: Oh. Do you think Omlet has animal crackers?
Squiggle: I'll go ask.
Smiley: HAPPY NATIONAL ANIMAL CRACKER DAY!
Squiggle: NO!!!!!! What is it?
Smiley: I don't have any animal crackers!
Squiggle: Since when has that ever been an issue?
Smiley: Since I found out that today was National Aniaml Cracker day!
Squiggle: Well then, I see why having no animal crackers would be a problem.
Smiley: Now do you get the seriousness of the issue? Do you know anyone with a surpluss of animal crackers? We could barrow some from them.
Squiggle: Omlet has some!
Smiley: How do you know that?
Squiggle: When Omlet told me last time we talked, don't you remember? You were asking around about free-range chicken eggs.
Smiley: Now I remember, I never did find those........
Squiggle: Not the eggs, Omlet!
Smiley: Wait, Omlet was there? When was this?
Squiggle: When we ran into Omlet at the egg section at Wally-World.
Smiley: Oh. Do you think Omlet has animal crackers?
Squiggle: I'll go ask.
Smiley: HAPPY NATIONAL ANIMAL CRACKER DAY!
Smiley's Pi Day
Smiley: Hi everybody!!!!!!!!! Welcome to my show!
Squiggle: Smiley, do you know what day it is?
Smiley: Friday?
Squiggle: No. Actually it's Sunday, but that wasn't what I wanted. Today is Pi Day!
Smiley: No way! Pie Day! What flavor? Cherry?
Squiggle: No, not pie, pi.
Smiley: That's what I said, pie.
Squiggle: No, pi as in mathematical.
Smiley: I've never heard of that flavor before.
Squiggle: That's because it's not food!
Smiley: I know! It must be one of those new flavors!
Squiggle: This is hopeless.......
Squiggle: Smiley, do you know what day it is?
Smiley: Friday?
Squiggle: No. Actually it's Sunday, but that wasn't what I wanted. Today is Pi Day!
Smiley: No way! Pie Day! What flavor? Cherry?
Squiggle: No, not pie, pi.
Smiley: That's what I said, pie.
Squiggle: No, pi as in mathematical.
Smiley: I've never heard of that flavor before.
Squiggle: That's because it's not food!
Smiley: I know! It must be one of those new flavors!
Squiggle: This is hopeless.......
New Year's Resolutions
Smiley: Hi world and all who inhabit it!!!!!!
Squiggle: What about the people in space?
Smiley: Hi people in space!!!!!
Squiggle: Thank you for tuning in for our first show of 2010!
Smiley: No way!!! It's 2010?
Squiggle: Yes way!
Smiley: Oh no! I just remembered! I still have to get my New Year's ice cream!
Squiggle: But Smiley, you have ice cream every night, what's so special about having your New Year's ice cream?
Smiley: Squiggle, Squiggle, Squiggle, must I always be the wiser? I make my resolutions while eating my ice cream. By the way, what does resolution mean?
Squiggle: The act of resolving or determining upon an action or course of action, method procedure, etc.
Smiley: Ohhhhhh, so THAT'S what it means! My resolution is to eat more pancakes!
Squiggle: Smiley, where did you get that ice cream, and why don't I have any?
Smiley: There's always some ice cream in that freezer over there, you can have some too.
Squiggle: Yay!!!!
Smiley: Bye peoples! And remember to eat more pancakes!!!!
Squiggle: What about the people in space?
Smiley: Hi people in space!!!!!
Squiggle: Thank you for tuning in for our first show of 2010!
Smiley: No way!!! It's 2010?
Squiggle: Yes way!
Smiley: Oh no! I just remembered! I still have to get my New Year's ice cream!
Squiggle: But Smiley, you have ice cream every night, what's so special about having your New Year's ice cream?
Smiley: Squiggle, Squiggle, Squiggle, must I always be the wiser? I make my resolutions while eating my ice cream. By the way, what does resolution mean?
Squiggle: The act of resolving or determining upon an action or course of action, method procedure, etc.
Smiley: Ohhhhhh, so THAT'S what it means! My resolution is to eat more pancakes!
Squiggle: Smiley, where did you get that ice cream, and why don't I have any?
Smiley: There's always some ice cream in that freezer over there, you can have some too.
Squiggle: Yay!!!!
Smiley: Bye peoples! And remember to eat more pancakes!!!!
Post-Christmas Show
Smiley: Hi everyone!!!!!!!
Sherbert: Weren't we supposed to have this show three days ago?
Omlet: Yes, but SOMEONE didn't get here until today!
Muffin: Wait, wasn't it YOU, Omlet who was late?
Omlet: Maybe, but that isn't the point!
Smiley: The point is that this is our Post-Christmas Show!!!!
Squiggle: And to celebrate Smiley and I got everyone a present!!!
Dizzy: I don't see any presents........
Smiley: That's because we gave you the gift of being on our show!!!!
Sherbert: Yippee!!!!!
Omlet: Are you sure you don't have anything else?
Smiley: How about we all go bowling!
Dizzy: That sounds great!
Sherbert: Omlet, you're going to pay!
Omlet: What? How come I always have to pay?
Squiggle: Because everyone else is broke!
Smiley: Bye Peoples!
Sherbert: Weren't we supposed to have this show three days ago?
Omlet: Yes, but SOMEONE didn't get here until today!
Muffin: Wait, wasn't it YOU, Omlet who was late?
Omlet: Maybe, but that isn't the point!
Smiley: The point is that this is our Post-Christmas Show!!!!
Squiggle: And to celebrate Smiley and I got everyone a present!!!
Dizzy: I don't see any presents........
Smiley: That's because we gave you the gift of being on our show!!!!
Sherbert: Yippee!!!!!
Omlet: Are you sure you don't have anything else?
Smiley: How about we all go bowling!
Dizzy: That sounds great!
Sherbert: Omlet, you're going to pay!
Omlet: What? How come I always have to pay?
Squiggle: Because everyone else is broke!
Smiley: Bye Peoples!
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