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Smiley: Welcome to my talk show! We still haven't agreed on one. Someone has issues with being on a talk show called 'Planetarious Obstruvantical Nonsensical Blabbernatious Notawordnessical Yo-yo Show.'

For those who need a prununciation key [Planet-air-E-ous Obstrew-van-tea-call Nonsense-E-call Blabber-gnat-E-ous Not-a-word-ness-E-call yo-yo show]

Squiggle: Smiley, that would be you. I was fine with it, but you decided against it shortly after thinking it up.

Smiley: What's your point? Someone doesn't like it. That doesn't mean it's you. Besides, we have more important matters to attend to. The magic sock!

Squiggle: Sock? You never said ANYTHING about a sock! When did you decide on a sock? I thought we were doing the pogo stick.

Smiley: Yeah, we were, but someone didn't like that idea after all. So on with the sock!

Squiggle: Cool it's green!

Smiley: It also glows!

Squiggle: Does it sparkle?

Smiley: Don't be ridiculous! This is a sock! It can do almost anything! It can time travel, wash the dishes, clean your room, and do your homework, but the one thing it cannot do is sparkle. It's a good thing I didn't run this by you or else you would've dumped glitter all over it.

Squiggle: Why wouldn't I? It would sparkle!

Smiley: Yes, but that would disrupt the balance in all things awesome.

Squiggle: What about gloves, can they sparkle?

Smiley: They don't do anything but do that. Bye people!!!!!!!!

What Holdiday????

Smiley: I have a VERY serious problem!

Squiggle: NO!!!!!! What is it?

Smiley: I don't have any animal crackers!

Squiggle: Since when has that ever been an issue?

Smiley: Since I found out that today was National Aniaml Cracker day!

Squiggle: Well then, I see why having no animal crackers would be a problem.

Smiley: Now do you get the seriousness of the issue? Do you know anyone with a surpluss of animal crackers? We could barrow some from them.

Squiggle: Omlet has some!

Smiley: How do you know that?

Squiggle: When Omlet told me last time we talked, don't you remember? You were asking around about free-range chicken eggs.

Smiley: Now I remember, I never did find those........

Squiggle: Not the eggs, Omlet!

Smiley: Wait, Omlet was there? When was this?

Squiggle: When we ran into Omlet at the egg section at Wally-World.

Smiley: Oh. Do you think Omlet has animal crackers?

Squiggle: I'll go ask.

Smiley: HAPPY NATIONAL ANIMAL CRACKER DAY!

Smiley's Pi Day

Smiley: Hi everybody!!!!!!!!! Welcome to my show!

Squiggle: Smiley, do you know what day it is?

Smiley: Friday?

Squiggle: No. Actually it's Sunday, but that wasn't what I wanted. Today is Pi Day!

Smiley: No way! Pie Day! What flavor? Cherry?

Squiggle: No, not pie, pi.

Smiley: That's what I said, pie.

Squiggle: No, pi as in mathematical.

Smiley: I've never heard of that flavor before.

Squiggle: That's because it's not food!

Smiley: I know! It must be one of those new flavors!

Squiggle: This is hopeless.......

New Year's Resolutions

Smiley: Hi world and all who inhabit it!!!!!!

Squiggle: What about the people in space?

Smiley: Hi people in space!!!!!

Squiggle: Thank you for tuning in for our first show of 2010!

Smiley: No way!!! It's 2010?

Squiggle: Yes way!

Smiley: Oh no! I just remembered! I still have to get my New Year's ice cream!

Squiggle: But Smiley, you have ice cream every night, what's so special about having your New Year's ice cream?

Smiley: Squiggle, Squiggle, Squiggle, must I always be the wiser? I make my resolutions while eating my ice cream. By the way, what does resolution mean?

Squiggle: The act of resolving or determining upon an action or course of action, method procedure, etc.

Smiley: Ohhhhhh, so THAT'S what it means! My resolution is to eat more pancakes!

Squiggle: Smiley, where did you get that ice cream, and why don't I have any?

Smiley: There's always some ice cream in that freezer over there, you can have some too.

Squiggle: Yay!!!!

Smiley: Bye peoples! And remember to eat more pancakes!!!!

Post-Christmas Show

Smiley: Hi everyone!!!!!!!

Sherbert: Weren't we supposed to have this show three days ago?

Omlet: Yes, but SOMEONE didn't get here until today!

Muffin: Wait, wasn't it YOU, Omlet who was late?

Omlet: Maybe, but that isn't the point!

Smiley: The point is that this is our Post-Christmas Show!!!!

Squiggle: And to celebrate Smiley and I got everyone a present!!!

Dizzy: I don't see any presents........

Smiley: That's because we gave you the gift of being on our show!!!!

Sherbert: Yippee!!!!!

Omlet: Are you sure you don't have anything else?

Smiley: How about we all go bowling!

Dizzy: That sounds great!

Sherbert: Omlet, you're going to pay!

Omlet: What? How come I always have to pay?

Squiggle: Because everyone else is broke!

Smiley: Bye Peoples!

If All The Gumdrops

Smiley: What is the difference between gum and gumdrops?

Sqiuggle: I don't know Smiley, what?

Smiley: If I knew would I be asking you?

Squiggle: I guess not. Sorry.

Smiley: I guess since Squiggle doesn't know, I'll have to consult with the phone lines!

Squiggle: Smiley, no one's calling.......

Smiley: What? Why not?

Squiggle: Maybe they don't know.....

RING!

Smiley: Hola?

Caller: HI, Smiley, the difference between the two is that one has drop at the end if its name.

Squiggle: Hey, you sound familiar, are you Sherbert?

Caller: Yes, I am. I'm Taking care of my grandma, and did not leave because of Smiley.

Smiley: Told you so!

Squiggle: I didn't ever say she did!

Sherbert: Well, I've got to go know!

Smiley: Bye, are you coming in for the Christmas show?

Squiggle: Yeah, are you? Omlet, Dizzy, and Muffin are coming!

Sherbert: Sure, that sounds great! Bye!

Squiggle: That was nice.

Smiley: Yeah. Bye peoples! Tune in next time for my show!

Smiley On Dizzy's Show

(Above Pangolin)

Dizzy: Welcome to the Dizzy Show! Today we have a real treat for you!

Muffin: Can I tell them what the treat is Dizzy? Please??????????

Dizzy: Sure, I can see no harm in that.

Muffin: Today, we have with us Smiley The Raccoon!!!! And her new co-host, Squiggle!

Smiley: Why am I here again?

Squiggle: You agreed to come on Dizzy's talk show today, remember?

Smiley: Not really. When do we get to eat?

Dizzy: After the show.

Muffin: I don't know about you, but I'm hungry!

Squiggle: Me too!

Smiley: I'll say something so we can end this show. I WANT A HIPPOPOTAMUS FOR CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Squiggle: I thought you wanted a pangolin.

Smiley: I want one of those too!

Dizzy: We all want something, and right now, we want food! Have a good day!

Muffin: Tune in next time, we'll be interviewing a blind cockroach!