Fun With Words! (3)

Smiley: Welcome to Smiley’s Fun With Words!

Sherbert: The only show that 24 states have outlawed and 26 have praised. Now on with the show.

Smiley: You mean the one with the words?

Sherbert: Yes, Smiley. That one.

Smiley: Boy, o boy, o boy! This is so exciting!

Sherbert: I’m sure it is. The first set of words are: illusion, queue, bigot, enigma, and sage.

Smiley: While the sage was speaking, an enigma came across my mind: what would happen if I had an illusion of a queue made up of bigots?

Sherbert: Smiley, is there a reason why the Sentence Analyzer Machine isn’t working?

Smiley: Yes.

Sherbert: What would that reason be, Smiley?

Smiley: I broke it.

Sherbert: Do you have any idea of how I’m going to fix it?

Smiley: Try hitting it with that rubber pangolin.

Sherbert: A rubber what?

Smiley: A rubber pangolin.

Sherbert: What is a pangolin?

Smiley: Pangolins are scaly mammals that look like anteaters.

Sherbert: I’m not going to ask how you know that. But I am going to ask why hitting the Sentence Analyzer Machine with a rubber pangolin would fix it.

Smiley: Why do you question my messed up logic?

Sherbert: Because somebody needs to question it and- Smiley! Stop banging that rubber pangolin on the Sentence Analyzer Machine! Stop! You’re going to break it even more then you already have!

Smiley: I fixed it!

Sherbert: Wow, it worked. I’m sorry I doubted you, Smiley. The sentence was: While the sage was speaking, an enigma came across my mind: what would happen if I had an illusion of a queue made up of bigots? Translation: While the wise man was speaking, a puzzle came across my mind: what would happen if I had a vision of a line made up of biased people?

Smiley: More words!

Sherbert: The words are barrage, global, vocation, gloat, and diversity.

Smiley: The Global Diversity Team hit me with a barrage of questions when I started to gloat

about my vocation.

Sherbert: Translation: The Worldwide Variety Team hit me with a rapid shower of questions when I started to exclaim triumph about my career. The next set of words are: designate, infuriate, pacifist, restrict, and wither.

Smiley: The withered pacifist will become infuriated if I designate that he is in restricted area.

Sherbert: The wilted peace-lover will become enraged if I decide that he is in a limited area. The

last set of words are: motivate, slake, terrain, vow, and waylay.

Smiley: On the way to the waylay we took a vow never to be motivated to slake our thirsts while we were on dry terrain.

Sherbert: Translation: On the way to the ambush we promised never to be provoked to satisfy our thirsts while we were on dry landscape. Okay Smiley, that’s all the sentences for today.

Smiley: Does this mean we get to say fragments now?

Sherbert: No, Smiley, it doesn’t.

Smiley: Darn. I really. Wanted to. Speak. In fragments.

Sherbert: You do realize that just because you speak like that doesn’t mean it’s a fragment, right?

Smiley: So what? Bye peoples! Thanks for listening! Next time bring me some ice cream!

Fun With Words! (2)

Smiley: Welcome to Smiley's Fun With Words! I'm your host Smiley the Raccoon.

Sherbert: And I'm your co-host, Sherbert da Fox. If you heard our first show and are still listening, well, there's only one thing that can be said. You clearly don't know anything about quality.

Smiley: Sherbert, you don't need to have quality to have a successful talk show. All you need is a subject to talk about. And that brings us to today's subject, FUN WITH WORDS #2!

Sherbert: Thank you Smiley. As you probably know, Fun With Words is when we pick a whole bunch of random words and put them into sentences. The first set of words are: sheepish, depict, incomprehensible, hypocrite, and contemporary.

Smiley: I told the contemporary hypocrite to depict an incomprehensible sheepish smile.

Sherbert: For those of you who don’t know what Smiley said, it means: I told the modern pretender to sketch a misunderstood shy smile.

Smiley: Don’t you just love my sentences?

Sherbert: No. Next Set of words are: adverse, groundless, stamina, maximum, and encompass.

Smiley: I have adverse fears, including a groundless one about a stamina filled runner encompassing me at their maximum speed.

Sherbert: The translation to that sentence should be I’m an idiot and don’t know what I’m saying, but since it’s not I can’t say that. The translation is: I have unfavorable fears, including a reasonless one about a strength filled runner surrounding me at their highest possible speed.

Smiley: I think I’m getting good at this. Do you think so too, Sherbert?

Sherbert: No, I don’t, Smiley. The next set of words are: mimic, constrain, confront, disinterested, and serene.

Smiley: Due to the serene area, I was disinterested in confronting the mime who wanted to mimic me when I constrained my dog from jumping in front of a car.

Sherbert: Due to the calm area, I was aloof-

Smiley: ALOOF!!!!!!! That is an AWSOME word! Can we do a talk show thing on words?

Sherbert: Smiley, we’re doing a talk show on words right now and you just interrupted me!

Smiley: We are? Cool! Hi peoples of the world!

Sherbert: May I finish the sentence, Smiley?

Smiley: Yeah, what makes you think you need my permission? It isn’t like I’m gonna interrupt you or anything.

Sherbert: Now, that Smiley’s done with her epiphany, and before Smiley interrupts I’ll say it for her, epiphany is a cool word, I’m going to start the translation over: Due to the calm area, I was unconcerned about facing the mime who wanted to copy me when I restrained my dog from jumping in front of a car.

Smiley: That’s a weird sentence, who came up with it?

Sherbert: You came up with it, Smiley, and you’re going to come up with one more too. The words are: arid, assailant, billow, manipulate, and ruffle.

Smiley: In the arid desert, I manipulated my assailant to ruffle his hair and let it billow in the wind.

Sherbert: In the dry desert, I conducted my attacker to mess up his hair and let it wave in the wind.

Smiley: Can we close the show so we can eat some of that pie.

Sherbert: What pie?

Smiley: The pie that I brought in to eat, duh!

Sherbert: Okay, thanks for listening to Smiley’s Fun With Words!

Smiley: Bye-bye! I get to have pie and you don’t! HA-HA!

Sherbert: Wait a minute Smiley. You don’t even like pie.

Smiley: I don’t? Oh well, bye peoples!

Fun With Words! (1)

Smiley: Welcome to Smiley’s Fun With Words! I’m your host, Smiley the Raccoon!

Shurbert: And I’m Shurbert da Fox, Smiley’s co-host.

Smiley: Today we are starting a new show thing. It’s called, Fun With Words!

Shurbert: Fun With Words is when we ‘enrich’ our vocabulary by saying random words, in random sentences, with randomness.

Smiley: Now that we know that, I’m going to start. Bring out the Random Word Picker Thingy!

Shurbert: The words are: inept, phase, oaf, muffler, and recede.

Smiley: I don’t know any of those words, but here it goes. I am such an oaf that I’m inept at receding from phasing mufflers.

Shurbert: Wow. For those who don’t know, Smiley doesn’t know what she just said, and neither do I. So I’m bringing out the Sentence Analyzer Machine.

Smiley: Analyzer is an awesome word. Why wasn’t that one of the words? WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shurbert: Smiley’s sentence means this; I am so stupid/ clumsy that I’m unable to back up away from developing scarves of wool or other material worn around the neck for warmth. What that’s supposed to mean? You can figure that out for yourselves.

Smiley: We need to go on to the next set of words!

Shurbert: Okay, the next set of words are: apparel, douse, ingenious, instantaneous, and forsake.

Smiley: My instantaneous plan was ingenious; all I had to do was douse my apparel with water and refuse to forsake my swimming pool.

Shurbert: That’s some sentence Smiley.

Smiley: Thanks, I try.

Shurbert: I’m sure you do. Let’s translate that sentence. My instant plan was clever; all I had to do was drench my clothes with water and refuse to leave my swimming pool. That makes so much more sense then before, doesn’t it?

Smiley: More words!

Shurbert: Compress, expressly, immense, misgiving, and famished. This will be a hard one, Smiley.

Smiley: Ha! If ‘The’ wasn’t my middle name I’m sure ‘Hard’ would be. So here you go, my ‘hard’ sentence: I expressly compressed my immense misgiving of being famished.

Shurbert: The translation to that is: I plainly reduced in size my giant fear of lacking something.

Smiley: See, I told you I could do it.

Shurbert: Yeah, you sure showed me. The last set of words are: denounce, gainful, coincidences, libel, and sumptuous.

Smiley: I denounced my sumptuous friend of the coincidence of the libel that was sent to me and the inability to have any gainful products.

Shurbert: I accused my rich friend of the correspondence of the false statement that was sent to me and the inability to have profitable products.
Smiley: And you thought I couldn’t do it.

Shurbert: You’re right I did think you couldn’t do it. And I still think you can’t do it.

Smiley: You’re mean.

Shurbert: Thank-you for listening to our show!

Smiley: You can’t close the show, only I can close the show!

Shurbert: Smiley’s Fun With Words!

Smiley's School Tips

Smiley: Welcome to Smiley's...... well we don't really have a name. Anyway, welcome to my show, the reason you haven't heard from me was because I just got back from Africa taming wild lions!

Shurbert: No you haven't Smiley. You've been in a Popsicle eating contest.

Smiley: Good times, good times. Anyway today's segment thingy is called "Smiley's School Tips" I will tell you what to get and what not to get, well Sherbert will at least.

Sherbert: Okay, you shouldn't get paper because paper means cutting down trees and that's bad for the environment-

Smiley: AND I LIVE IN A TREE!!!!!! YOU COULD BE CUTTING DOWN MY HOME!!!!!!!!!

Sherbert: Yeah, that too. You should buy pencils though, but not pens, pens are evil.

Smiley: Yeah they are!

Sherbert: And we're out of time, remember, no paper or pens, but plenty of pencils!

Smiley: PENCILS!!!!!

Smiley's Riddle

Smiley: Welcome to my show. I'm your wonderful host, of all shapes and colors, Smiley!

Sherbert: Hi everybody! I'm Sherbert da Fox! I'm new here. Been here for a day, but I hope I can be better than Omlet!

Smiley: Don't worry, you already are. Now down to business. We are now opening comments, but no embarrassing ones that make the show look bad! In the comments I want you listeners to answer this riddle. Sherbert, tell them the riddle.

Sherbert: Two elephants are walking down the street, one of them falls into a grate, why?

Smiley: Oooo, I know! I know! Pick me, pick me!!!!!!!!

Sherbert: Smiley, I know, you know, but it's up to the people to answer the riddle, not you!

Smiley: Okay............

Sherbert: Until next time, this is Sherbert da Fox on Smiley's talk show.

Smiley: And this is Smiley The Raccoon, telling things to you that make no sense! And remember, Pens are evil!!!!!!!!!!!!

Smiley and the New Co Host

Smiley: Welcome to my talk show, I'm Smiley The Raccoon!

(Sherbert is pronounced [shur-bert])

Sherbert: And I'm the new co host Sherbert da Fox!

Smiley: Now, on with the show, we will now discuss the reasons why Omlet should have stayed.

Sherbert: What? I though you liked me! And didn't you fire Omlet?

Smiley: I might like you, I might not. I DO like your name though. And me firing Omlet is just a technicality, whatever that is.

Sherbert: So you only hired me because of my name?

Smiley: Yes, I did indeed.

Sherbert: Okay! Fine with me!

Smiley: So on with what we need to do! The first reason Omlet should've stayed is because we wouldn't have Sherbert her with us today, we would have Omlet!

Sherbert: Another reason is Smiley would stop talking about Omlet.

Smiley: See, now you're getting the hang of it!

Sherbert: I guess I am, but Smiley, can we be friends?

Smiley: Do elephants drive bulldozers over the tundra?

Sherbert: No, not that I know of.

Smiley: Then okay, I'll be your friend! Bye everyone!

Good-Bye to Omlet

Smiley: Welcome to my talk show that doesn't really have a name! I'm Smiley The Raccoon!

Omlet: I'm the co host, Omlet Snail.

Smiley: You should put more pizazz to your name, Omlet. Say it with flair! Like I am the one and only, Omlet the super Snail! Not plain old, I'm the co host, Omlet Snail. Say it with enthusiasm!

Omlet: I think I'll pass. Now on with today's line of business. I will be taking a vacation so today Smiley will pick a new co host.

Smiley: What!? You're leaving! You can't leave! You're my only co host! Wait, before you quit, I fire you! There, not you can't quit because I fired you! In your face!!!!!

Omlet: Okay, bye.

Smiley: Serves you right! You could never succeed if you didn't like the tutus! Bye everyone!