Smiley's Riddle

Smiley: Welcome to my show. I'm your wonderful host, of all shapes and colors, Smiley!

Sherbert: Hi everybody! I'm Sherbert da Fox! I'm new here. Been here for a day, but I hope I can be better than Omlet!

Smiley: Don't worry, you already are. Now down to business. We are now opening comments, but no embarrassing ones that make the show look bad! In the comments I want you listeners to answer this riddle. Sherbert, tell them the riddle.

Sherbert: Two elephants are walking down the street, one of them falls into a grate, why?

Smiley: Oooo, I know! I know! Pick me, pick me!!!!!!!!

Sherbert: Smiley, I know, you know, but it's up to the people to answer the riddle, not you!

Smiley: Okay............

Sherbert: Until next time, this is Sherbert da Fox on Smiley's talk show.

Smiley: And this is Smiley The Raccoon, telling things to you that make no sense! And remember, Pens are evil!!!!!!!!!!!!

Smiley and the New Co Host

Smiley: Welcome to my talk show, I'm Smiley The Raccoon!

(Sherbert is pronounced [shur-bert])

Sherbert: And I'm the new co host Sherbert da Fox!

Smiley: Now, on with the show, we will now discuss the reasons why Omlet should have stayed.

Sherbert: What? I though you liked me! And didn't you fire Omlet?

Smiley: I might like you, I might not. I DO like your name though. And me firing Omlet is just a technicality, whatever that is.

Sherbert: So you only hired me because of my name?

Smiley: Yes, I did indeed.

Sherbert: Okay! Fine with me!

Smiley: So on with what we need to do! The first reason Omlet should've stayed is because we wouldn't have Sherbert her with us today, we would have Omlet!

Sherbert: Another reason is Smiley would stop talking about Omlet.

Smiley: See, now you're getting the hang of it!

Sherbert: I guess I am, but Smiley, can we be friends?

Smiley: Do elephants drive bulldozers over the tundra?

Sherbert: No, not that I know of.

Smiley: Then okay, I'll be your friend! Bye everyone!

Good-Bye to Omlet

Smiley: Welcome to my talk show that doesn't really have a name! I'm Smiley The Raccoon!

Omlet: I'm the co host, Omlet Snail.

Smiley: You should put more pizazz to your name, Omlet. Say it with flair! Like I am the one and only, Omlet the super Snail! Not plain old, I'm the co host, Omlet Snail. Say it with enthusiasm!

Omlet: I think I'll pass. Now on with today's line of business. I will be taking a vacation so today Smiley will pick a new co host.

Smiley: What!? You're leaving! You can't leave! You're my only co host! Wait, before you quit, I fire you! There, not you can't quit because I fired you! In your face!!!!!

Omlet: Okay, bye.

Smiley: Serves you right! You could never succeed if you didn't like the tutus! Bye everyone!

Support Smiley!!!!

Smiley: Welcome to my talk show that doesn't really have a name!

Omlet: Not that we need one or anything.

Smiley: Don't be so negitive!

Omlet: The truth hurts.

Smiley: Then YOU tell the listeners why we don't need one!

Omlet: Okay, the reason why is because we have only had a total of 44 listeners since opening.

Smiley: 44! That's a big number, right?

Omlet: No, it's not. We need our listener's help here.

Smiley: You need to share with the unenlightened the joy we bring!

Omlet: Not that we bring any joy or anything.

Smiley: Pleace help us! If we don't get more listeners the Man will cancel us!

Omlet: Help please!

Smiley's First Concert

Smiley: Welcome to my show. I'm taking Omlet to a concert today and bringing my show with me too!

Omlet: I'm here Smiley. Wait, why is the radio show junk, I mean stuff here?

Smiley: That's irrelevent. Guess what!

Omlet: Um.... Okay, what?

Smiley: I'm going to a concert and you aren't!

Omlet: Smiley, I'm going with you, remember?

Smiley: Remember what? Huh?

Omlet: I, Omlet the Snail am going with you, Smiley the Raccoon.

Smiley: But I'm Smiley the Raccoon.

Omlet: Exactly.

Smiley: If you are going to the concert with me how are we going to get to the concert?

Omlet: We're going on a train.

Smiley: Really? I've always wanted to ride on a train!!!!!! What's a train?

Omlet: A train is an automobile that goes fast.

Smiley: What's an automobole?

Omlet: Never mind. Let's go now, okay.

Smiley: Okay, let's go to the Wiggles Live now!

Omlet: Wait, you said we were going to go see Jesse McCartney!

Smiley: Who cares about that guy?

Omlet: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Smiley: Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!

Omlet: Why did you wait until we were bording the train to tell me this?

Smiley: Now that we're on the train I can tell you that after the Wiggles we're going to go see Go Diago, Go! Live, Dora, and Winnie the Pooh Live! Now I need you to put on this tutu because we're also going to see Blue's Clues Ballet.

Omlet: I'm not going to go see any of those! Who even gave you the crazy idea to take me?

Smiley: You did, silly!

Omlet: I really need to get new friends.

Smiley: I love you too Omlet!

Smiley, It's Smiley!!!! Ho, Ho, Ho

I understand that it is not Christmas time, but this show is not taking place during that time. Hopefully this has cleared any concern.

Smiley: I'm writing a letter to Santa! Santa, I'm being really good and you haven't brought me any presents!

Omlet: Hi Smiley! I picked up a Santa costume from the dollar store on the way here. You like?

Smiley: Santa? You're here?

Omlet: Okay, I'm here, but I'm Omlet, not Santa.

Smiley: Santa. did you bring me presents? Huh? Did ya? Huh?

Omlet: I stopped at Subway and got you a piece of turkey.

Smiley: YEAH! I LOVE TURKEY!

Omlet: I wonder what would happen if I took this costume off....

Smiley: Omlet! You missed him! Santa was just here. What did you do to him? Where did he go?

Omlet: Smiley. we're like out of time on the show.

Smiley: We can't go! Santa didn't give me the turkey!

Smiley Omlet

Omlet: Welcome to the Smiley Omlet Show!

Smiley: I thought we agreed that I got to welcome the listeners!

Omlet: I'm going to ignore you about that. We have a new segment today. It's called, 'Be Mean to the Caller!'

Ring! Ring! Ring!

Smiley: Yellow?

Phone Line: Hi my name is-

Smiley: Can I just call you person?

Person: Even though we're animals, sure.

Smiley: Thanks! Now, would you please tell us why you're calling us today? If it's not too mush trouble of course.

Omlet: Smiley, we're supposed to be mean! Like this, CALL BACK WHEN I'M NOT HERE! GOOD RIDDEN!

Smiley: That was mean, Omlet. You could have been a little nicer.

Omlet: The segment was called 'Be Mean to the Caller', not 'Be Nice to the Caller.'

Smiley: I feel like singing. The wheels on the bus go round and round!

Omlet: Before I start a segment called 'Be Mean to Smiley', bye!

Smiley: Round and round!