Smiley: HELLO WORLD!
Squiggle: Smiley, you don't have to yell into the microphone.
Smiley: YES I DO! HOW ELSE WILL EVERYONE HEAR ME?
Squiggle: That's a good question.....
Smiley: NOW HEAR THIS! IT'S PI DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Squiggle: Pie? I LOVE pie! Apple or pumpkin?
Smiley: Both!
Squiggle: You do realized it's pi day as in math, right?
Smiley: Yeah, but who cares? It's an excuse to eat pie!
Squiggle: Wait! We need an excuse to eat pie?
Smiley: Yeah, why else do you think gas prices are going up? No one is turning in their pie excuses.
Squiggle: I don't think it works like that, Smiley.
Smiley: You sure?
Squiggle: Positive.
Smiley: Well, in that case, PIE FOR EVERYONE! And HAPPY PI DAY TO EVERYONE ELSE! BYE!
Smiley All Alone
Smiley: Yay! I'm on the air! I'm Smiley!
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Smiley: That's weird, usually someone says something right then........ I'm Smiley!
-----------Nothing-----------
Smiley: Hello? Is anyone else even here?
------------Nothing---------
Smiley: That means nobody is guarding the big box that creates ice cream!
Squiggle: Smiley! What are you doing here?
Smiley: Well I'm NOT raiding the ice cream box if that's what you thought.
Squiggle: No, I didn't think that, I thought we didn't have our show until next week. How did you get in here anyway?
Smiley: Do you really want to know?
Squiggle: Not really.
Smiley: Well, I had this pail of glue, and a box full of Pluto-
Squiggle: Play-Doh.
Smiley: Whatever, and I also had a bottle of ranch dressing, anyway, I passed the studio and the Air Duct was open.
Squiggle: Don't tell me you broke in.
Smiley: No, I went through the front door.
Squiggle: Then why mention the Air Duct?
Smiley: Because, that's where I put my glue and ranch dressing. I came in to find popcorn, but instead I found the microphone!
Squiggle: Okay, that makes more sense.
Smiley: To the ice cream! Bye peoples!
Squiggle: Ditto!
Celebrating an Momentous Occasion
Dizzy: Welcome to the Dizzy Izzy Show! I'm Dizzy, and with me today are the hosts of Smiley The Raccoon's talk show!
Muffin: And me!
Dizzy: Yes, and my co-host Muffin.
Smiley: What about a muffin?
Squiggle: No thanks, I just ate.
Dizzy: Anyway, today's show is in honor of Muffin's birthday!
Muffin: Too bad it was a week ago.......
Smiley: Happy birthday!
Dizzy: Well, our show didn't air a week ago, so it's now or never, and if it's never then we don''t get cake........
Muffin: Okay! Bring on the cake!
Squiggle: Didn't I just say I just ate?
Smiley: Don't mention that when there's cake around, we might not get some!
Dizzy: And now on to why we have Smiley and Squiggle on the show!
Smiley: There's a reason?
Muffin: Not really.
Dizzy: You get to sing!
Squiggle: Who?
Smiley: Us? Really! Yay!!!
Muffin: Oh boy.
Smiley: ROW, ROW, ROW YOUR MOTORCYCLE GENTLY DOWN THE TREE!
Squiggle: Um, Smiley, I don't think those are the right words.
Smiley: Really?
Squiggle: Yeah, I thought it was gently down the store.
Dizzy: Well, that's it for today. Happy birthday Muffin!
Muffin: I thought it was boat......
Muffin: And me!
Dizzy: Yes, and my co-host Muffin.
Smiley: What about a muffin?
Squiggle: No thanks, I just ate.
Dizzy: Anyway, today's show is in honor of Muffin's birthday!
Muffin: Too bad it was a week ago.......
Smiley: Happy birthday!
Dizzy: Well, our show didn't air a week ago, so it's now or never, and if it's never then we don''t get cake........
Muffin: Okay! Bring on the cake!
Squiggle: Didn't I just say I just ate?
Smiley: Don't mention that when there's cake around, we might not get some!
Dizzy: And now on to why we have Smiley and Squiggle on the show!
Smiley: There's a reason?
Muffin: Not really.
Dizzy: You get to sing!
Squiggle: Who?
Smiley: Us? Really! Yay!!!
Muffin: Oh boy.
Smiley: ROW, ROW, ROW YOUR MOTORCYCLE GENTLY DOWN THE TREE!
Squiggle: Um, Smiley, I don't think those are the right words.
Smiley: Really?
Squiggle: Yeah, I thought it was gently down the store.
Dizzy: Well, that's it for today. Happy birthday Muffin!
Muffin: I thought it was boat......
Happy Moldy Cheese Day!
Smiley: Happy Mold Cheese Day everyone!
Squiggle: Why celebrate moldy chees? We have absolutly no idea! We are just going with the flow!
Smiley: Do we even have moldy cheese?
Squiggle: I don't know, but we have this old cheese that is turning green.
Smiley: That isn't cheese, that is my Pluto.
Squiggle: Pay Doh.
Smiley: What does moldy cheese even look like?
Squiggle: I don't know, but I think there's some in the museam down town.
Smiley: Cool, let's go!
Squiggle: Why celebrate moldy chees? We have absolutly no idea! We are just going with the flow!
Smiley: Do we even have moldy cheese?
Squiggle: I don't know, but we have this old cheese that is turning green.
Smiley: That isn't cheese, that is my Pluto.
Squiggle: Pay Doh.
Smiley: What does moldy cheese even look like?
Squiggle: I don't know, but I think there's some in the museam down town.
Smiley: Cool, let's go!
Smiley: Welcome to my show!!!!!
Squiggle: Hi people! Today we have an AWESOME topic! It's all about Africa, and the big sea water scandal! Smiley...... what are you eating?
Smiley: I don't know, but it's salty. I think the person who gave it to me said it was called Pluto, and was soy.
Squiggle: Are you sure it wasn't Play-Doh and a toy?
Smiley: I don't know, but I think it could use more salt........ what were we talking about?
Squiggle: Sea water.
Smiley: What's the point? It's not like they're bad.
Squiggle: How so?
Smiley: Well, sea water is salt water, and they make Pluto out of salt and soy.
Squiggle: Yeah. Let's go with that.
Smiley: Oh, and guess what!
Squiggle: What!
Smiley: You didn't guess.
Squiggle: Um, an elephant?
Smiley: You cheated!
Squiggle: I'm right? Cool I'm right!
Smiley: Yes, and that elephant is right here, made out of Pluto!
Squiggle: Why is it purple?
Smiley: Purple's the only color I had........ Bye Peoples!
Squiggle: Bye!
Squiggle: Hi people! Today we have an AWESOME topic! It's all about Africa, and the big sea water scandal! Smiley...... what are you eating?
Smiley: I don't know, but it's salty. I think the person who gave it to me said it was called Pluto, and was soy.
Squiggle: Are you sure it wasn't Play-Doh and a toy?
Smiley: I don't know, but I think it could use more salt........ what were we talking about?
Squiggle: Sea water.
Smiley: What's the point? It's not like they're bad.
Squiggle: How so?
Smiley: Well, sea water is salt water, and they make Pluto out of salt and soy.
Squiggle: Yeah. Let's go with that.
Smiley: Oh, and guess what!
Squiggle: What!
Smiley: You didn't guess.
Squiggle: Um, an elephant?
Smiley: You cheated!
Squiggle: I'm right? Cool I'm right!
Smiley: Yes, and that elephant is right here, made out of Pluto!
Squiggle: Why is it purple?
Smiley: Purple's the only color I had........ Bye Peoples!
Squiggle: Bye!
Tape It! Tape It All!
Smiley: Just a little bit more here. And,
Squiggle: Smiley, why are you covered with office supplies?
Smiley: Squiggle, Squiggle, Squiggle, can't you see, I'm making a fashion, um, paradisiacal. Yeah, a fashion paradisiacal.
Squiggle: Wow, Smiley, I didn't know you had that kind of vocabulary.
Smiley: I don't. But Mana gave me this funny book with funny words and this word had "Smiley isn't" in front of it. So I'm making myself paradisiacal. Whatever that is.
Squiggle: Smiley, the definition is right here, it says-
Smiley: Quiet! I need absolute and complete silence!
Squiggle: What is it Smiley?
Smiley: I've just discovered something magical!
Squiggle: What is it?
Smiley: TAPE!
Squiggle: Smiley, why are you covered with office supplies?
Smiley: Squiggle, Squiggle, Squiggle, can't you see, I'm making a fashion, um, paradisiacal. Yeah, a fashion paradisiacal.
Squiggle: Wow, Smiley, I didn't know you had that kind of vocabulary.
Smiley: I don't. But Mana gave me this funny book with funny words and this word had "Smiley isn't" in front of it. So I'm making myself paradisiacal. Whatever that is.
Squiggle: Smiley, the definition is right here, it says-
Smiley: Quiet! I need absolute and complete silence!
Squiggle: What is it Smiley?
Smiley: I've just discovered something magical!
Squiggle: What is it?
Smiley: TAPE!
A Newly Recovered Show With Smiley and Omlet!
Smiley: Yay! It's my show! I love this show!
Omlet: I know! Me too! Be quiet so I can hear it!
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Smiley: Maybe they forgot what they were going to say.....
Omlet: Maybe we should call in and give some ideas.
Smiley: Okie dokie artichokie! It's ringing!
RING! RING!! RING
Omlet: Should I answer that?
Smiley: No, I'm calling my show! Let it ring.
Omlet: Have they answered yet?
Smiley: No. How rude, just letting a phone ring like that.
Omlet: And not even doing anything on their show either.
Smiley: Yeah, and it's my favorite because it's MY show, and I was really looking forward to hearing it for the first time!
Omlet: Yeah, me too! Whenever it's on, we;re always talking, and miss it.
Smiley: Yeah. Let's go get some strawberries that are grown on those coconut trees, I hear they're delicious!
Omlet: I thought only coconuts grew on coconut trees.
Smiley: Well, you're wrong! Let's go!
Omlet: I know! Me too! Be quiet so I can hear it!
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........
Smiley: Maybe they forgot what they were going to say.....
Omlet: Maybe we should call in and give some ideas.
Smiley: Okie dokie artichokie! It's ringing!
RING! RING!! RING
Omlet: Should I answer that?
Smiley: No, I'm calling my show! Let it ring.
Omlet: Have they answered yet?
Smiley: No. How rude, just letting a phone ring like that.
Omlet: And not even doing anything on their show either.
Smiley: Yeah, and it's my favorite because it's MY show, and I was really looking forward to hearing it for the first time!
Omlet: Yeah, me too! Whenever it's on, we;re always talking, and miss it.
Smiley: Yeah. Let's go get some strawberries that are grown on those coconut trees, I hear they're delicious!
Omlet: I thought only coconuts grew on coconut trees.
Smiley: Well, you're wrong! Let's go!
Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Goat
Smiley: Welcome to my show, staring ME! Smiley The Raccoon!!!!
Squiggle: And me too! Squiggle!
Smiley: Today we have a GREAT visitor! Omlet!
Omlet: I don't think I would be considered a visitor seeing how you tracked me down and kept asking me to come on the show.
Squiggle: I don't see how that makes you anything else besides a visitor.
Smiley: Yeah, that's how we get ALL our visitors, and it was either you or Norman the goat dude. And he kept going on and on about how the starts were made out of gas, and I was like "Stars are made out of that glitter glue you buy at Super Big Mart!" And he was like, "No! It's a mass of incandescent gas!" Whatever THAT means!
Omlet: And you wonder why people don't have meaningful conversations with you.....
Squiggle: What do you mean? I thought it because Smiley was just TO fun for everyone.
Omlet: Um, yeah, that's EXACTLY why! Just TOO much fun for just anyone to handle!
Smiley: And then I said, "I don't know what you're talking about, I'm going to invite my bestest friend Omlet to come on my show!" And he was all, "Why you inviting that snail? Omlet can't handle the fun!"
Squiggle: Bye everyone!
Omlet: Who wants pickle cheese?
Smiley: Ooh! I do! I do! I just LOVE pickle cheese! Um... what's pickle cheese?
Squiggle: And me too! Squiggle!
Smiley: Today we have a GREAT visitor! Omlet!
Omlet: I don't think I would be considered a visitor seeing how you tracked me down and kept asking me to come on the show.
Squiggle: I don't see how that makes you anything else besides a visitor.
Smiley: Yeah, that's how we get ALL our visitors, and it was either you or Norman the goat dude. And he kept going on and on about how the starts were made out of gas, and I was like "Stars are made out of that glitter glue you buy at Super Big Mart!" And he was like, "No! It's a mass of incandescent gas!" Whatever THAT means!
Omlet: And you wonder why people don't have meaningful conversations with you.....
Squiggle: What do you mean? I thought it because Smiley was just TO fun for everyone.
Omlet: Um, yeah, that's EXACTLY why! Just TOO much fun for just anyone to handle!
Smiley: And then I said, "I don't know what you're talking about, I'm going to invite my bestest friend Omlet to come on my show!" And he was all, "Why you inviting that snail? Omlet can't handle the fun!"
Squiggle: Bye everyone!
Omlet: Who wants pickle cheese?
Smiley: Ooh! I do! I do! I just LOVE pickle cheese! Um... what's pickle cheese?
Dizzy Izzy Show
Dizzy: Welcome to the Dizzy Izzy Show! I'm your host, Dizzy!
Muffin: And I'm Muffin!
Dizzy: Today we will be talking about two things, the new site, and-
Muffin: How Smiley became as successful as she is now!
Dizzy: Yes, that too. Now on to business! As producer of the Smiley Show, or whatever Smiley's show is called-
Muffin: Wait, YOU'RE their producer?
Dizzy: I thought we went over this already?
Muffin: We might have, but I was watching the waffles cook, turning a golden brown, all nice and warm.......
Dizzy: Anyway, as the producer and creator of the website I am slowly trying to make the site look as forest-like as I can. And now for the Smiley portion!
Muffin: Let's welcome to the show, Smiley!
Smiley: Wow! You guys really remodeled this dump! It looks completely different!
Squiggle: Yeah! And the Waffles are a nice improvement too!
Muffin: I know, right?
Dizzy: Smiley, thank you for coming down. We would like to ask you how you became so successful.
Smiley: Didn't I already do an interview like that?
Dizzy: Yes, but you and Omlet left to get ice cream.
Smiley: No way! Waffles!
Squiggle: Did you miss that whole part about the waffles?
Smiley: Waffles!
Muffin: I know, right?
Dizzy: Well, since we're out of time and everyone wants waffles, let's get some waffles!
Muffin: And I'm Muffin!
Dizzy: Today we will be talking about two things, the new site, and-
Muffin: How Smiley became as successful as she is now!
Dizzy: Yes, that too. Now on to business! As producer of the Smiley Show, or whatever Smiley's show is called-
Muffin: Wait, YOU'RE their producer?
Dizzy: I thought we went over this already?
Muffin: We might have, but I was watching the waffles cook, turning a golden brown, all nice and warm.......
Dizzy: Anyway, as the producer and creator of the website I am slowly trying to make the site look as forest-like as I can. And now for the Smiley portion!
Muffin: Let's welcome to the show, Smiley!
Smiley: Wow! You guys really remodeled this dump! It looks completely different!
Squiggle: Yeah! And the Waffles are a nice improvement too!
Muffin: I know, right?
Dizzy: Smiley, thank you for coming down. We would like to ask you how you became so successful.
Smiley: Didn't I already do an interview like that?
Dizzy: Yes, but you and Omlet left to get ice cream.
Smiley: No way! Waffles!
Squiggle: Did you miss that whole part about the waffles?
Smiley: Waffles!
Muffin: I know, right?
Dizzy: Well, since we're out of time and everyone wants waffles, let's get some waffles!
Super-Duper Thingy-Madab
Smiley: Welcome to my talk show! We still haven't agreed on one. Someone has issues with being on a talk show called 'Planetarious Obstruvantical Nonsensical Blabbernatious Notawordnessical Yo-yo Show.'
For those who need a prununciation key [Planet-air-E-ous Obstrew-van-tea-call Nonsense-E-call Blabber-gnat-E-ous Not-a-word-ness-E-call yo-yo show]
Squiggle: Smiley, that would be you. I was fine with it, but you decided against it shortly after thinking it up.
Smiley: What's your point? Someone doesn't like it. That doesn't mean it's you. Besides, we have more important matters to attend to. The magic sock!
Squiggle: Sock? You never said ANYTHING about a sock! When did you decide on a sock? I thought we were doing the pogo stick.
Smiley: Yeah, we were, but someone didn't like that idea after all. So on with the sock!
Squiggle: Cool it's green!
Smiley: It also glows!
Squiggle: Does it sparkle?
Smiley: Don't be ridiculous! This is a sock! It can do almost anything! It can time travel, wash the dishes, clean your room, and do your homework, but the one thing it cannot do is sparkle. It's a good thing I didn't run this by you or else you would've dumped glitter all over it.
Squiggle: Why wouldn't I? It would sparkle!
Smiley: Yes, but that would disrupt the balance in all things awesome.
Squiggle: What about gloves, can they sparkle?
Smiley: They don't do anything but do that. Bye people!!!!!!!!
For those who need a prununciation key [Planet-air-E-ous Obstrew-van-tea-call Nonsense-E-call Blabber-gnat-E-ous Not-a-word-ness-E-call yo-yo show]
Squiggle: Smiley, that would be you. I was fine with it, but you decided against it shortly after thinking it up.
Smiley: What's your point? Someone doesn't like it. That doesn't mean it's you. Besides, we have more important matters to attend to. The magic sock!
Squiggle: Sock? You never said ANYTHING about a sock! When did you decide on a sock? I thought we were doing the pogo stick.
Smiley: Yeah, we were, but someone didn't like that idea after all. So on with the sock!
Squiggle: Cool it's green!
Smiley: It also glows!
Squiggle: Does it sparkle?
Smiley: Don't be ridiculous! This is a sock! It can do almost anything! It can time travel, wash the dishes, clean your room, and do your homework, but the one thing it cannot do is sparkle. It's a good thing I didn't run this by you or else you would've dumped glitter all over it.
Squiggle: Why wouldn't I? It would sparkle!
Smiley: Yes, but that would disrupt the balance in all things awesome.
Squiggle: What about gloves, can they sparkle?
Smiley: They don't do anything but do that. Bye people!!!!!!!!
What Holdiday????
Smiley: I have a VERY serious problem!
Squiggle: NO!!!!!! What is it?
Smiley: I don't have any animal crackers!
Squiggle: Since when has that ever been an issue?
Smiley: Since I found out that today was National Aniaml Cracker day!
Squiggle: Well then, I see why having no animal crackers would be a problem.
Smiley: Now do you get the seriousness of the issue? Do you know anyone with a surpluss of animal crackers? We could barrow some from them.
Squiggle: Omlet has some!
Smiley: How do you know that?
Squiggle: When Omlet told me last time we talked, don't you remember? You were asking around about free-range chicken eggs.
Smiley: Now I remember, I never did find those........
Squiggle: Not the eggs, Omlet!
Smiley: Wait, Omlet was there? When was this?
Squiggle: When we ran into Omlet at the egg section at Wally-World.
Smiley: Oh. Do you think Omlet has animal crackers?
Squiggle: I'll go ask.
Smiley: HAPPY NATIONAL ANIMAL CRACKER DAY!
Squiggle: NO!!!!!! What is it?
Smiley: I don't have any animal crackers!
Squiggle: Since when has that ever been an issue?
Smiley: Since I found out that today was National Aniaml Cracker day!
Squiggle: Well then, I see why having no animal crackers would be a problem.
Smiley: Now do you get the seriousness of the issue? Do you know anyone with a surpluss of animal crackers? We could barrow some from them.
Squiggle: Omlet has some!
Smiley: How do you know that?
Squiggle: When Omlet told me last time we talked, don't you remember? You were asking around about free-range chicken eggs.
Smiley: Now I remember, I never did find those........
Squiggle: Not the eggs, Omlet!
Smiley: Wait, Omlet was there? When was this?
Squiggle: When we ran into Omlet at the egg section at Wally-World.
Smiley: Oh. Do you think Omlet has animal crackers?
Squiggle: I'll go ask.
Smiley: HAPPY NATIONAL ANIMAL CRACKER DAY!
Smiley's Pi Day
Smiley: Hi everybody!!!!!!!!! Welcome to my show!
Squiggle: Smiley, do you know what day it is?
Smiley: Friday?
Squiggle: No. Actually it's Sunday, but that wasn't what I wanted. Today is Pi Day!
Smiley: No way! Pie Day! What flavor? Cherry?
Squiggle: No, not pie, pi.
Smiley: That's what I said, pie.
Squiggle: No, pi as in mathematical.
Smiley: I've never heard of that flavor before.
Squiggle: That's because it's not food!
Smiley: I know! It must be one of those new flavors!
Squiggle: This is hopeless.......
Squiggle: Smiley, do you know what day it is?
Smiley: Friday?
Squiggle: No. Actually it's Sunday, but that wasn't what I wanted. Today is Pi Day!
Smiley: No way! Pie Day! What flavor? Cherry?
Squiggle: No, not pie, pi.
Smiley: That's what I said, pie.
Squiggle: No, pi as in mathematical.
Smiley: I've never heard of that flavor before.
Squiggle: That's because it's not food!
Smiley: I know! It must be one of those new flavors!
Squiggle: This is hopeless.......
New Year's Resolutions
Smiley: Hi world and all who inhabit it!!!!!!
Squiggle: What about the people in space?
Smiley: Hi people in space!!!!!
Squiggle: Thank you for tuning in for our first show of 2010!
Smiley: No way!!! It's 2010?
Squiggle: Yes way!
Smiley: Oh no! I just remembered! I still have to get my New Year's ice cream!
Squiggle: But Smiley, you have ice cream every night, what's so special about having your New Year's ice cream?
Smiley: Squiggle, Squiggle, Squiggle, must I always be the wiser? I make my resolutions while eating my ice cream. By the way, what does resolution mean?
Squiggle: The act of resolving or determining upon an action or course of action, method procedure, etc.
Smiley: Ohhhhhh, so THAT'S what it means! My resolution is to eat more pancakes!
Squiggle: Smiley, where did you get that ice cream, and why don't I have any?
Smiley: There's always some ice cream in that freezer over there, you can have some too.
Squiggle: Yay!!!!
Smiley: Bye peoples! And remember to eat more pancakes!!!!
Squiggle: What about the people in space?
Smiley: Hi people in space!!!!!
Squiggle: Thank you for tuning in for our first show of 2010!
Smiley: No way!!! It's 2010?
Squiggle: Yes way!
Smiley: Oh no! I just remembered! I still have to get my New Year's ice cream!
Squiggle: But Smiley, you have ice cream every night, what's so special about having your New Year's ice cream?
Smiley: Squiggle, Squiggle, Squiggle, must I always be the wiser? I make my resolutions while eating my ice cream. By the way, what does resolution mean?
Squiggle: The act of resolving or determining upon an action or course of action, method procedure, etc.
Smiley: Ohhhhhh, so THAT'S what it means! My resolution is to eat more pancakes!
Squiggle: Smiley, where did you get that ice cream, and why don't I have any?
Smiley: There's always some ice cream in that freezer over there, you can have some too.
Squiggle: Yay!!!!
Smiley: Bye peoples! And remember to eat more pancakes!!!!
Post-Christmas Show
Smiley: Hi everyone!!!!!!!
Sherbert: Weren't we supposed to have this show three days ago?
Omlet: Yes, but SOMEONE didn't get here until today!
Muffin: Wait, wasn't it YOU, Omlet who was late?
Omlet: Maybe, but that isn't the point!
Smiley: The point is that this is our Post-Christmas Show!!!!
Squiggle: And to celebrate Smiley and I got everyone a present!!!
Dizzy: I don't see any presents........
Smiley: That's because we gave you the gift of being on our show!!!!
Sherbert: Yippee!!!!!
Omlet: Are you sure you don't have anything else?
Smiley: How about we all go bowling!
Dizzy: That sounds great!
Sherbert: Omlet, you're going to pay!
Omlet: What? How come I always have to pay?
Squiggle: Because everyone else is broke!
Smiley: Bye Peoples!
Sherbert: Weren't we supposed to have this show three days ago?
Omlet: Yes, but SOMEONE didn't get here until today!
Muffin: Wait, wasn't it YOU, Omlet who was late?
Omlet: Maybe, but that isn't the point!
Smiley: The point is that this is our Post-Christmas Show!!!!
Squiggle: And to celebrate Smiley and I got everyone a present!!!
Dizzy: I don't see any presents........
Smiley: That's because we gave you the gift of being on our show!!!!
Sherbert: Yippee!!!!!
Omlet: Are you sure you don't have anything else?
Smiley: How about we all go bowling!
Dizzy: That sounds great!
Sherbert: Omlet, you're going to pay!
Omlet: What? How come I always have to pay?
Squiggle: Because everyone else is broke!
Smiley: Bye Peoples!
If All The Gumdrops
Smiley: What is the difference between gum and gumdrops?
Sqiuggle: I don't know Smiley, what?
Smiley: If I knew would I be asking you?
Squiggle: I guess not. Sorry.
Smiley: I guess since Squiggle doesn't know, I'll have to consult with the phone lines!
Squiggle: Smiley, no one's calling.......
Smiley: What? Why not?
Squiggle: Maybe they don't know.....
Smiley: Hola?
Caller: HI, Smiley, the difference between the two is that one has drop at the end if its name.
Squiggle: Hey, you sound familiar, are you Sherbert?
Caller: Yes, I am. I'm Taking care of my grandma, and did not leave because of Smiley.
Smiley: Told you so!
Squiggle: I didn't ever say she did!
Sherbert: Well, I've got to go know!
Smiley: Bye, are you coming in for the Christmas show?
Squiggle: Yeah, are you? Omlet, Dizzy, and Muffin are coming!
Sherbert: Sure, that sounds great! Bye!
Squiggle: That was nice.
Smiley: Yeah. Bye peoples! Tune in next time for my show!
Sqiuggle: I don't know Smiley, what?
Smiley: If I knew would I be asking you?
Squiggle: I guess not. Sorry.
Smiley: I guess since Squiggle doesn't know, I'll have to consult with the phone lines!
Squiggle: Smiley, no one's calling.......
Smiley: What? Why not?
Squiggle: Maybe they don't know.....
RING!
Smiley: Hola?
Caller: HI, Smiley, the difference between the two is that one has drop at the end if its name.
Squiggle: Hey, you sound familiar, are you Sherbert?
Caller: Yes, I am. I'm Taking care of my grandma, and did not leave because of Smiley.
Smiley: Told you so!
Squiggle: I didn't ever say she did!
Sherbert: Well, I've got to go know!
Smiley: Bye, are you coming in for the Christmas show?
Squiggle: Yeah, are you? Omlet, Dizzy, and Muffin are coming!
Sherbert: Sure, that sounds great! Bye!
Squiggle: That was nice.
Smiley: Yeah. Bye peoples! Tune in next time for my show!
Smiley On Dizzy's Show
(Above Pangolin)
Dizzy: Welcome to the Dizzy Show! Today we have a real treat for you!
Muffin: Can I tell them what the treat is Dizzy? Please??????????
Dizzy: Sure, I can see no harm in that.
Muffin: Today, we have with us Smiley The Raccoon!!!! And her new co-host, Squiggle!
Smiley: Why am I here again?
Squiggle: You agreed to come on Dizzy's talk show today, remember?
Smiley: Not really. When do we get to eat?
Dizzy: After the show.
Muffin: I don't know about you, but I'm hungry!
Squiggle: Me too!
Smiley: I'll say something so we can end this show. I WANT A HIPPOPOTAMUS FOR CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Squiggle: I thought you wanted a pangolin.
Smiley: I want one of those too!
Dizzy: We all want something, and right now, we want food! Have a good day!
Muffin: Tune in next time, we'll be interviewing a blind cockroach!
Muffin: Can I tell them what the treat is Dizzy? Please??????????
Dizzy: Sure, I can see no harm in that.
Muffin: Today, we have with us Smiley The Raccoon!!!! And her new co-host, Squiggle!
Smiley: Why am I here again?
Squiggle: You agreed to come on Dizzy's talk show today, remember?
Smiley: Not really. When do we get to eat?
Dizzy: After the show.
Muffin: I don't know about you, but I'm hungry!
Squiggle: Me too!
Smiley: I'll say something so we can end this show. I WANT A HIPPOPOTAMUS FOR CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Squiggle: I thought you wanted a pangolin.
Smiley: I want one of those too!
Dizzy: We all want something, and right now, we want food! Have a good day!
Muffin: Tune in next time, we'll be interviewing a blind cockroach!
A small tribute to Sherbert
(As you all know Sherbert has left the Smiley show, this is not because she no longer likes Smiley, but because she was run out of town by the Potato Inspectors [she didn't have enough potatoes to last the next hundred years, only one short:(] But here is a small thing for the Smiley Fans of the world, the Omlet Replacement Try-Outs, hosted by Dizzy and Muffin!)
Dizzy: Hello? Is this thing on?
Muffin: Um, I think it is......
Dizzy: Okay, Welcome to the Dizzy Show! The show where we do everything, but destroy the bridges of Venice.
Muffin: Dizzy, we need to change that opening statement, remember we did that last week.
Dizzy: Fine, we do everything but clean your kitchen table. Today we will be assisting Smiley's show, isn't amazing how she's gone so long without a permanent name for the show?
Muffin: Bring in the first try-out!
Dizzy: Welcome to the Best-Friend Try-Outs! Please state your name.
Stranger 1: Ola me amigos! I'm Bob!
Muffin: Your name's boring, NEXT!
Stranger 2: Hi, I'm Hidey.
Dizzy: You'll hide from Smiley! NEXT!
Stranger 3: Hi, I'm Rocky, before you say anything to me, I was wondering what happened to Omlet, and why you're hosting the Best Friend Try-Outs instead of Smiley.
Dizzy: First of all, you're name makes you sound like a rock and not a snake. Second, we only know what Smiley told us. This is what she said, "Omlet left and said she'd be back never, so I need a friend till she gets back, will you host a show for it? Oh, yeah, do you know what month never is after?"
Muffin: NEXT!
Stranger 4: HI!!!!!! I'm Smiley's BIGGEST fan!!!!!! I'm so HAPPY to be here!!!!!! Sorry, I'm getting ahead of myself, I'm Sherbert!
Dizzy: I like you! You win!
Muffin: Here's your 'I'm Smiley The Raccoon's Best Friend' ribbon!
Sherbert: Really? I win? HURRAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Strangers 19992, 55243, 872-990, and 15: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Take us instead!!!!!!!! You can't pick someone by theor name!!!!
Dizzy: Too bad, I just did!
Muffin: Come on Sherbert, let's go teach you how to be on Smiley's radio show.
Sherbert: You mean there's actually order behind the madness?
Dizzy: Of course not!
Muffin: This has been the Dizzy Show! Tune in next time for, 'How To Create A Well Known Company in 3 minutes!'
Dizzy: Hello? Is this thing on?
Muffin: Um, I think it is......
Dizzy: Okay, Welcome to the Dizzy Show! The show where we do everything, but destroy the bridges of Venice.
Muffin: Dizzy, we need to change that opening statement, remember we did that last week.
Dizzy: Fine, we do everything but clean your kitchen table. Today we will be assisting Smiley's show, isn't amazing how she's gone so long without a permanent name for the show?
Muffin: Bring in the first try-out!
Dizzy: Welcome to the Best-Friend Try-Outs! Please state your name.
Stranger 1: Ola me amigos! I'm Bob!
Muffin: Your name's boring, NEXT!
Stranger 2: Hi, I'm Hidey.
Dizzy: You'll hide from Smiley! NEXT!
Stranger 3: Hi, I'm Rocky, before you say anything to me, I was wondering what happened to Omlet, and why you're hosting the Best Friend Try-Outs instead of Smiley.
Dizzy: First of all, you're name makes you sound like a rock and not a snake. Second, we only know what Smiley told us. This is what she said, "Omlet left and said she'd be back never, so I need a friend till she gets back, will you host a show for it? Oh, yeah, do you know what month never is after?"
Muffin: NEXT!
Stranger 4: HI!!!!!! I'm Smiley's BIGGEST fan!!!!!! I'm so HAPPY to be here!!!!!! Sorry, I'm getting ahead of myself, I'm Sherbert!
Dizzy: I like you! You win!
Muffin: Here's your 'I'm Smiley The Raccoon's Best Friend' ribbon!
Sherbert: Really? I win? HURRAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Strangers 19992, 55243, 872-990, and 15: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Take us instead!!!!!!!! You can't pick someone by theor name!!!!
Dizzy: Too bad, I just did!
Muffin: Come on Sherbert, let's go teach you how to be on Smiley's radio show.
Sherbert: You mean there's actually order behind the madness?
Dizzy: Of course not!
Muffin: This has been the Dizzy Show! Tune in next time for, 'How To Create A Well Known Company in 3 minutes!'
Note to the Reader
The Following 8 shows where made for a school vocabulary assignment, but are still quite enjoyable. Please enjoy.
Fun With Words! (8)
Smiley: Welcome to Smiley's Fun With Words! I'm Smiley The Raccoon, the only host of this radio show, except when I'm not.
Squiggle: Hi! I'm Smiley's co-host Squiggle von Ferret!
Smiley: Today we will be doing a segment called Fun With Words!
Squiggle: Not that we do anything else, but we just want you to know that we're doing it!
Smiley: Hurray!
Squiggle: The first set of words is perishable, martial, cringe, immobile, and minimum.
Smiley: The boy told us about a perishable martial art that has minimum effects such as becoming immobile, or cringing at the sight of goats.
Squiggle: The boy told us about an unstable warlike art that has minimal effects such as becoming frozen, or submissive at the sight of goats.
Smiley: Why would someone become submissive at the sight of goats?
Squiggle: I don't know, Smiley.
Smiley: Then why did you say it?
Squiggle: I don't know, I had a random impulse!
Smiley: You should see a doctor about that. I once had random impulses and people couldn't stand to be around me.
Squiggle: What a shocker.
Smiley: I know. The strange thing is, people still don't enjoy my presence.
Squiggle: Imagine that.
Smiley: I wasn't imagining, people do avoid me.
Squiggle: Let's move on. Next set of words are affluence, onset, nimble, arrears, and taut.
Smiley: Most people in society are nimble and taut about the onset of arrears, but people with great affluence don't worry about that kind of stuff.
Squiggle: Most people in society are alert and tense about the start of debit, but people with great wealth don't worry about that kind of stuff.
Smiley: I'm rejected by society.
Squiggle: Of course you are. Next set of words are crotchety, impassable, jovial, partition, and sinister.
Smiley: The sinister and crotchety man put up an impassable partition to keep the jovial boy out of his yard.
Squiggle: The evil and cranky man put up an impenetrable barrier to keep the gleeful boy out of his yard.
Smiley: That's so sad.
Squiggle: What?
Smiley: That's. So. Sad.
Squiggle: I heard what you said, but why is it sad?
Smiley: Because, all the boy wanted to do is spread happiness to the grumpy old man.
Squiggle: Okay...... Last set of words are retrieve, manacle, innovation, format, and cascade.
Smiley: The manacle's format was a new innovation to the department that was retrieved from a cascade of water.
Squiggle: The shackle's pattern was a new addition to the department that was retrieved from a chute of water.
Smiley: Are we done yet?
Squiggle: Yes, Smiley. Bye!
Smiley: Remember to wash behind your ears!
Squiggle: I thought you said that last time......
Smiley: Don't be silly, I said 'Lather, rinse and repeat!"
Fun With Words! (7)
Smiley: Welcome to Smiley’s Fun With Words! I’m your host, Smiley the Raccoon!
Squiggle: And I’m your co-host, Squiggle von Ferret.
Smiley: Are we done yet? I’m bored.
Squiggle: We just started, and besides, no one’s ever been bored to death. The first set of words is: gullible, quash, illicit, biography, and booty.
Smiley: The gullible author agreed to write a biography on a man who performed an illicit crime of quashing the booty. And for your earlier comment, I know someone who got hit by a wild boar and the poor fellow literally was boared to death.
Squiggle: That’s not the same thing. I’m talking about the “bore” spelled B-O-R-E, you’re talking about the B-O-A-R “boar”. Anyway, the translation to that sentence is: The easily fooled author agreed to write an account of a man’s life who performed an illegal crime of squashing the plunder. Moving on, the next set of words is authorize, culprit, dissect, pathetic, and scour.
Smiley: The pathetic guard authorized the culprit of the crime to dissect the goat before he scoured the pot.
Squiggle: Smiley, that sentence makes no sense.
Smiley: Is there a law saying my sentences have to?
Squiggle: Well, I guess not. So, I guess I’ll have to translate that. The feeble guard allowed the criminal to examine the goat before he cleaned the pot.
Smiley: I don’t get it. Why would someone examine a goat?
Squiggle: I’m not the one who said it. The next set of words is expend, persevere, reminisce, fatality, and memorandum.
Smiley: The memorandum caused me to reminisce how my friend persevered on the trek while expending his energy which led to a horrible fatality.
Squiggle: The note caused me to remember how my friend proceeded on the trek while consuming his energy which led to a horrible death.
Smiley: That’s so sad! Who would come up with such a depressing sentence?
Squiggle: You did Smiley. Anyway, you over react--- it wasn’t that sad anyway.
Smiley: That’s what you think! I demand a refund!
Squiggle: A refund of what?
Smiley: I don’t know. That’s the first thing that popped into my head.
Squiggle: Okay..... The next, and last, set of words is dawdle, immerse, inflammatory, relish, and
writhe.
writhe.
Smiley: Okay, I’ve got this. In order to receive the full relish of the inflammatory performance you mustn’t dawdle in the hall or you’ll miss the part where he writhes in pain after being immersed in water.
Squiggle: In order to receive the full satisfaction of the exciting performance you mustn’t dilly dally in the hall or you’ll miss the part where he squirms in pain after being plunged into water.
Smiley: That performance sounds better than this show. We should go get tickets.
Squiggle: You do realize that there is no performance like that. You made it up, remember?
Smiley: I did? I have really good ideas then.
Squiggle: Well, we should close up the show so you can go get your tickets.
Smiley: Do you know where I can get some?
Squiggle: No. Bye!
Smiley: Don’t do things that kill you! Remember who you are! Lather, rinse and repeat!
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