Smiley The Raccoon

Pi Day!

2011-03-14T17:55:00.002-04:00

Smiley: HELLO WORLD!

Squiggle: Smiley, you don't have to yell into the microphone.

Smiley: YES I DO! HOW ELSE WILL EVERYONE HEAR ME?

Squiggle: That's a good question.....

Smiley: NOW HEAR THIS! IT'S PI DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Squiggle: Pie? I LOVE pie! Apple or pumpkin?

Smiley: Both!

Squiggle: You do realized it's pi day as in math, right?

Smiley: Yeah, but who cares? It's an excuse to eat pie!

Squiggle: Wait! We need an excuse to eat pie?

Smiley: Yeah, why else do you think gas prices are going up? No one is turning in their pie excuses.

Squiggle: I don't think it works like that, Smiley.

Smiley: You sure?

Squiggle: Positive.

Smiley: Well, in that case, PIE FOR EVERYONE! And HAPPY PI DAY TO EVERYONE ELSE! BYE!

Smiley All Alone

2010-11-03T17:43:00.004-04:00

Smiley: Yay! I'm on the air! I'm Smiley!

----------Nothing----------

Smiley: That's weird, usually someone says something right then........ I'm Smiley!

-----------Nothing-----------

Smiley: Hello? Is anyone else even here?

------------Nothing---------

Smiley: That means nobody is guarding the big box that creates ice cream!

Squiggle: Smiley! What are you doing here?

Smiley: Well I'm NOT raiding the ice cream box if that's what you thought.

Squiggle: No, I didn't think that, I thought we didn't have our show until next week. How did you get in here anyway?

Smiley: Do you really want to know?

Squiggle: Not really.

Smiley: Well, I had this pail of glue, and a box full of Pluto-

Squiggle: Play-Doh.

Smiley: Whatever, and I also had a bottle of ranch dressing, anyway, I passed the studio and the Air Duct was open.

Squiggle: Don't tell me you broke in.

Smiley: No, I went through the front door.

Squiggle: Then why mention the Air Duct?

Smiley: Because, that's where I put my glue and ranch dressing. I came in to find popcorn, but instead I found the microphone!

Squiggle: Okay, that makes more sense.

Smiley: To the ice cream! Bye peoples!

Squiggle: Ditto!

Celebrating an Momentous Occasion

2010-10-30T12:30:00.004-04:00

Dizzy: Welcome to the Dizzy Izzy Show! I'm Dizzy, and with me today are the hosts of Smiley The Raccoon's talk show!

Muffin: And me!

Dizzy: Yes, and my co-host Muffin.

Smiley: What about a muffin?

Squiggle: No thanks, I just ate.

Dizzy: Anyway, today's show is in honor of Muffin's birthday!

Muffin: Too bad it was a week ago.......

Smiley: Happy birthday!

Dizzy: Well, our show didn't air a week ago, so it's now or never, and if it's never then we don''t get cake........

Muffin: Okay! Bring on the cake!

Squiggle: Didn't I just say I just ate?

Smiley: Don't mention that when there's cake around, we might not get some!

Dizzy: And now on to why we have Smiley and Squiggle on the show!

Smiley: There's a reason?

Muffin: Not really.

Dizzy: You get to sing!

Squiggle: Who?

Smiley: Us? Really! Yay!!!

Muffin: Oh boy.

Smiley: ROW, ROW, ROW YOUR MOTORCYCLE GENTLY DOWN THE TREE!

Squiggle: Um, Smiley, I don't think those are the right words.

Smiley: Really?

Squiggle: Yeah, I thought it was gently down the store.

Dizzy: Well, that's it for today. Happy birthday Muffin!

Muffin: I thought it was boat......

Happy Moldy Cheese Day!

2010-10-09T16:54:00.002-04:00

Smiley: Happy Mold Cheese Day everyone!

Squiggle: Why celebrate moldy chees? We have absolutly no idea! We are just going with the flow!

Smiley: Do we even have moldy cheese?

Squiggle: I don't know, but we have this old cheese that is turning green.

Smiley: That isn't cheese, that is my Pluto.

Squiggle: Pay Doh.

Smiley: What does moldy cheese even look like?

Squiggle: I don't know, but I think there's some in the museam down town.

Smiley: Cool, let's go!

2010-09-24T15:08:00.003-04:00

Smiley: Welcome to my show!!!!!

Squiggle: Hi people! Today we have an AWESOME topic! It's all about Africa, and the big sea water scandal! Smiley...... what are you eating?

Smiley: I don't know, but it's salty. I think the person who gave it to me said it was called Pluto, and was soy.

Squiggle: Are you sure it wasn't Play-Doh and a toy?

Smiley: I don't know, but I think it could use more salt........ what were we talking about?

Squiggle: Sea water.

Smiley: What's the point? It's not like they're bad.

Squiggle: How so?

Smiley: Well, sea water is salt water, and they make Pluto out of salt and soy.

Squiggle: Yeah. Let's go with that.

Smiley: Oh, and guess what!

Squiggle: What!

Smiley: You didn't guess.

Squiggle: Um, an elephant?

Smiley: You cheated!

Squiggle: I'm right? Cool I'm right!

Smiley: Yes, and that elephant is right here, made out of Pluto!

Squiggle: Why is it purple?

Smiley: Purple's the only color I had........ Bye Peoples!

Squiggle: Bye!

Tape It! Tape It All!

2010-08-23T17:20:00.002-04:00

Smiley: Just a little bit more here. And,

Squiggle: Smiley, why are you covered with office supplies?

Smiley: Squiggle, Squiggle, Squiggle, can't you see, I'm making a fashion, um, paradisiacal. Yeah, a fashion paradisiacal.

Squiggle: Wow, Smiley, I didn't know you had that kind of vocabulary.

Smiley: I don't. But Mana gave me this funny book with funny words and this word had "Smiley isn't" in front of it. So I'm making myself paradisiacal. Whatever that is.

Squiggle: Smiley, the definition is right here, it says-

Smiley: Quiet! I need absolute and complete silence!

Squiggle: What is it Smiley?

Smiley: I've just discovered something magical!

Squiggle: What is it?

Smiley: TAPE!

A Newly Recovered Show With Smiley and Omlet!

2010-07-27T11:11:00.002-04:00

Smiley: Yay! It's my show! I love this show!

Omlet: I know! Me too! Be quiet so I can hear it!

........

........

........

Smiley: Maybe they forgot what they were going to say.....

Omlet: Maybe we should call in and give some ideas.

Smiley: Okie dokie artichokie! It's ringing!

RING! RING!! RING
Omlet: Should I answer that?

Smiley: No, I'm calling my show! Let it ring.

Omlet: Have they answered yet?

Smiley: No. How rude, just letting a phone ring like that.

Omlet: And not even doing anything on their show either.

Smiley: Yeah, and it's my favorite because it's MY show, and I was really looking forward to hearing it for the first time!

Omlet: Yeah, me too! Whenever it's on, we;re always talking, and miss it.

Smiley: Yeah. Let's go get some strawberries that are grown on those coconut trees, I hear they're delicious!

Omlet: I thought only coconuts grew on coconut trees.

Smiley: Well, you're wrong! Let's go!

Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Goat

2010-07-15T17:59:00.003-04:00

Smiley: Welcome to my show, staring ME! Smiley The Raccoon!!!!

Squiggle: And me too! Squiggle!

Smiley: Today we have a GREAT visitor! Omlet!

Omlet: I don't think I would be considered a visitor seeing how you tracked me down and kept asking me to come on the show.

Squiggle: I don't see how that makes you anything else besides a visitor.

Smiley: Yeah, that's how we get ALL our visitors, and it was either you or Norman the goat dude. And he kept going on and on about how the starts were made out of gas, and I was like "Stars are made out of that glitter glue you buy at Super Big Mart!" And he was like, "No! It's a mass of incandescent gas!" Whatever THAT means!

Omlet: And you wonder why people don't have meaningful conversations with you.....

Squiggle: What do you mean? I thought it because Smiley was just TO fun for everyone.

Omlet: Um, yeah, that's EXACTLY why! Just TOO much fun for just anyone to handle!

Smiley: And then I said, "I don't know what you're talking about, I'm going to invite my bestest friend Omlet to come on my show!" And he was all, "Why you inviting that snail? Omlet can't handle the fun!"

Squiggle: Bye everyone!

Omlet: Who wants pickle cheese?

Smiley: Ooh! I do! I do! I just LOVE pickle cheese! Um... what's pickle cheese?

Dizzy Izzy Show

2010-06-23T14:40:00.003-04:00

Dizzy: Welcome to the Dizzy Izzy Show! I'm your host, Dizzy!

Muffin: And I'm Muffin!

Dizzy: Today we will be talking about two things, the new site, and-

Muffin: How Smiley became as successful as she is now!

Dizzy: Yes, that too. Now on to business! As producer of the Smiley Show, or whatever Smiley's show is called-

Muffin: Wait, YOU'RE their producer?

Dizzy: I thought we went over this already?

Muffin: We might have, but I was watching the waffles cook, turning a golden brown, all nice and warm.......

Dizzy: Anyway, as the producer and creator of the website I am slowly trying to make the site look as forest-like as I can. And now for the Smiley portion!

Muffin: Let's welcome to the show, Smiley!

Smiley: Wow! You guys really remodeled this dump! It looks completely different!

Squiggle: Yeah! And the Waffles are a nice improvement too!

Muffin: I know, right?

Dizzy: Smiley, thank you for coming down. We would like to ask you how you became so successful.

Smiley: Didn't I already do an interview like that?

Dizzy: Yes, but you and Omlet left to get ice cream.

Smiley: No way! Waffles!

Squiggle: Did you miss that whole part about the waffles?

Smiley: Waffles!

Muffin: I know, right?

Dizzy: Well, since we're out of time and everyone wants waffles, let's get some waffles!

Super-Duper Thingy-Madab

2010-05-17T20:37:00.003-04:00

Smiley: Welcome to my talk show! We still haven't agreed on one. Someone has issues with being on a talk show called 'Planetarious Obstruvantical Nonsensical Blabbernatious Notawordnessical Yo-yo Show.'

For those who need a prununciation key [Planet-air-E-ous Obstrew-van-tea-call Nonsense-E-call Blabber-gnat-E-ous Not-a-word-ness-E-call yo-yo show]

Squiggle: Smiley, that would be you. I was fine with it, but you decided against it shortly after thinking it up.

Smiley: What's your point? Someone doesn't like it. That doesn't mean it's you. Besides, we have more important matters to attend to. The magic sock!

Squiggle: Sock? You never said ANYTHING about a sock! When did you decide on a sock? I thought we were doing the pogo stick.

Smiley: Yeah, we were, but someone didn't like that idea after all. So on with the sock!

Squiggle: Cool it's green!

Smiley: It also glows!

Squiggle: Does it sparkle?

Smiley: Don't be ridiculous! This is a sock! It can do almost anything! It can time travel, wash the dishes, clean your room, and do your homework, but the one thing it cannot do is sparkle. It's a good thing I didn't run this by you or else you would've dumped glitter all over it.

Squiggle: Why wouldn't I? It would sparkle!

Smiley: Yes, but that would disrupt the balance in all things awesome.

Squiggle: What about gloves, can they sparkle?

Smiley: They don't do anything but do that. Bye people!!!!!!!!

What Holdiday????

2010-04-18T17:30:00.002-04:00

Smiley: I have a VERY serious problem!

Squiggle: NO!!!!!! What is it?

Smiley: I don't have any animal crackers!

Squiggle: Since when has that ever been an issue?

Smiley: Since I found out that today was National Aniaml Cracker day!

Squiggle: Well then, I see why having no animal crackers would be a problem.

Smiley: Now do you get the seriousness of the issue? Do you know anyone with a surpluss of animal crackers? We could barrow some from them.

Squiggle: Omlet has some!

Smiley: How do you know that?

Squiggle: When Omlet told me last time we talked, don't you remember? You were asking around about free-range chicken eggs.

Smiley: Now I remember, I never did find those........

Squiggle: Not the eggs, Omlet!

Smiley: Wait, Omlet was there? When was this?

Squiggle: When we ran into Omlet at the egg section at Wally-World.

Smiley: Oh. Do you think Omlet has animal crackers?

Squiggle: I'll go ask.

Smiley: HAPPY NATIONAL ANIMAL CRACKER DAY!

Smiley's Pi Day

2010-03-14T15:07:00.001-04:00

Smiley: Hi everybody!!!!!!!!! Welcome to my show!

Squiggle: Smiley, do you know what day it is?

Smiley: Friday?

Squiggle: No. Actually it's Sunday, but that wasn't what I wanted. Today is Pi Day!

Smiley: No way! Pie Day! What flavor? Cherry?

Squiggle: No, not pie, pi.

Smiley: That's what I said, pie.

Squiggle: No, pi as in mathematical.

Smiley: I've never heard of that flavor before.

Squiggle: That's because it's not food!

Smiley: I know! It must be one of those new flavors!

Squiggle: This is hopeless.......

New Year's Resolutions

2010-01-26T18:05:00.002-05:00

Smiley: Hi world and all who inhabit it!!!!!!

Squiggle: What about the people in space?

Smiley: Hi people in space!!!!!

Squiggle: Thank you for tuning in for our first show of 2010!

Smiley: No way!!! It's 2010?

Squiggle: Yes way!

Smiley: Oh no! I just remembered! I still have to get my New Year's ice cream!

Squiggle: But Smiley, you have ice cream every night, what's so special about having your New Year's ice cream?

Smiley: Squiggle, Squiggle, Squiggle, must I always be the wiser? I make my resolutions while eating my ice cream. By the way, what does resolution mean?

Squiggle: The act of resolving or determining upon an action or course of action, method procedure, etc.

Smiley: Ohhhhhh, so THAT'S what it means! My resolution is to eat more pancakes!

Squiggle: Smiley, where did you get that ice cream, and why don't I have any?

Smiley: There's always some ice cream in that freezer over there, you can have some too.

Squiggle: Yay!!!!

Smiley: Bye peoples! And remember to eat more pancakes!!!!

Post-Christmas Show

2009-12-28T13:26:00.002-05:00

Smiley: Hi everyone!!!!!!!

Sherbert: Weren't we supposed to have this show three days ago?

Omlet: Yes, but SOMEONE didn't get here until today!

Muffin: Wait, wasn't it YOU, Omlet who was late?

Omlet: Maybe, but that isn't the point!

Smiley: The point is that this is our Post-Christmas Show!!!!

Squiggle: And to celebrate Smiley and I got everyone a present!!!

Dizzy: I don't see any presents........

Smiley: That's because we gave you the gift of being on our show!!!!

Sherbert: Yippee!!!!!

Omlet: Are you sure you don't have anything else?

Smiley: How about we all go bowling!

Dizzy: That sounds great!

Sherbert: Omlet, you're going to pay!

Omlet: What? How come I always have to pay?

Squiggle: Because everyone else is broke!

Smiley: Bye Peoples!

If All The Gumdrops

2009-12-19T12:31:00.007-05:00

Smiley: What is the difference between gum and gumdrops?

Sqiuggle: I don't know Smiley, what?

Smiley: If I knew would I be asking you?

Squiggle: I guess not. Sorry.

Smiley: I guess since Squiggle doesn't know, I'll have to consult with the phone lines!

Squiggle: Smiley, no one's calling.......

Smiley: What? Why not?

Squiggle: Maybe they don't know.....

RING!

Smiley: Hola?

Caller: HI, Smiley, the difference between the two is that one has drop at the end if its name.

Squiggle: Hey, you sound familiar, are you Sherbert?

Caller: Yes, I am. I'm Taking care of my grandma, and did not leave because of Smiley.

Smiley: Told you so!

Squiggle: I didn't ever say she did!

Sherbert: Well, I've got to go know!

Smiley: Bye, are you coming in for the Christmas show?

Squiggle: Yeah, are you? Omlet, Dizzy, and Muffin are coming!

Sherbert: Sure, that sounds great! Bye!

Squiggle: That was nice.

Smiley: Yeah. Bye peoples! Tune in next time for my show!

Smiley On Dizzy's Show

2009-10-12T14:19:00.002-04:00

(Above Pangolin)

Dizzy: Welcome to the Dizzy Show! Today we have a real treat for you!

Muffin: Can I tell them what the treat is Dizzy? Please??????????

Dizzy: Sure, I can see no harm in that.

Muffin: Today, we have with us Smiley The Raccoon!!!! And her new co-host, Squiggle!

Smiley: Why am I here again?

Squiggle: You agreed to come on Dizzy's talk show today, remember?

Smiley: Not really. When do we get to eat?

Dizzy: After the show.

Muffin: I don't know about you, but I'm hungry!

Squiggle: Me too!

Smiley: I'll say something so we can end this show. I WANT A HIPPOPOTAMUS FOR CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Squiggle: I thought you wanted a pangolin.

Smiley: I want one of those too!

Dizzy: We all want something, and right now, we want food! Have a good day!

Muffin: Tune in next time, we'll be interviewing a blind cockroach!

A small tribute to Sherbert

2009-09-22T16:11:00.002-04:00

(As you all know Sherbert has left the Smiley show, this is not because she no longer likes Smiley, but because she was run out of town by the Potato Inspectors [she didn't have enough potatoes to last the next hundred years, only one short:(] But here is a small thing for the Smiley Fans of the world, the Omlet Replacement Try-Outs, hosted by Dizzy and Muffin!)

Dizzy: Hello? Is this thing on?

Muffin: Um, I think it is......

Dizzy: Okay, Welcome to the Dizzy Show! The show where we do everything, but destroy the bridges of Venice.

Muffin: Dizzy, we need to change that opening statement, remember we did that last week.

Dizzy: Fine, we do everything but clean your kitchen table. Today we will be assisting Smiley's show, isn't amazing how she's gone so long without a permanent name for the show?

Muffin: Bring in the first try-out!

Dizzy: Welcome to the Best-Friend Try-Outs! Please state your name.

Stranger 1: Ola me amigos! I'm Bob!

Muffin: Your name's boring, NEXT!

Stranger 2: Hi, I'm Hidey.

Dizzy: You'll hide from Smiley! NEXT!

Stranger 3: Hi, I'm Rocky, before you say anything to me, I was wondering what happened to Omlet, and why you're hosting the Best Friend Try-Outs instead of Smiley.

Dizzy: First of all, you're name makes you sound like a rock and not a snake. Second, we only know what Smiley told us. This is what she said, "Omlet left and said she'd be back never, so I need a friend till she gets back, will you host a show for it? Oh, yeah, do you know what month never is after?"

Muffin: NEXT!

Stranger 4: HI!!!!!! I'm Smiley's BIGGEST fan!!!!!! I'm so HAPPY to be here!!!!!! Sorry, I'm getting ahead of myself, I'm Sherbert!

Dizzy: I like you! You win!

Muffin: Here's your 'I'm Smiley The Raccoon's Best Friend' ribbon!

Sherbert: Really? I win? HURRAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Strangers 19992, 55243, 872-990, and 15: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Take us instead!!!!!!!! You can't pick someone by theor name!!!!

Dizzy: Too bad, I just did!

Muffin: Come on Sherbert, let's go teach you how to be on Smiley's radio show.

Sherbert: You mean there's actually order behind the madness?

Dizzy: Of course not!

Muffin: This has been the Dizzy Show! Tune in next time for, 'How To Create A Well Known Company in 3 minutes!'

Note to the Reader

2009-09-03T19:36:00.002-04:00

The Following 8 shows where made for a school vocabulary assignment, but are still quite enjoyable. Please enjoy.

Fun With Words! (8)

2009-09-03T19:31:00.003-04:00

Smiley: Welcome to Smiley's Fun With Words! I'm Smiley The Raccoon, the only host of this radio show, except when I'm not.

Squiggle: Hi! I'm Smiley's co-host Squiggle von Ferret!

Smiley: Today we will be doing a segment called Fun With Words!

Squiggle: Not that we do anything else, but we just want you to know that we're doing it!

Smiley: Hurray!

Squiggle: The first set of words is perishable, martial, cringe, immobile, and minimum.

Smiley: The boy told us about a perishable martial art that has minimum effects such as becoming immobile, or cringing at the sight of goats.

Squiggle: The boy told us about an unstable warlike art that has minimal effects such as becoming frozen, or submissive at the sight of goats.

Smiley: Why would someone become submissive at the sight of goats?

Squiggle: I don't know, Smiley.

Smiley: Then why did you say it?

Squiggle: I don't know, I had a random impulse!

Smiley: You should see a doctor about that. I once had random impulses and people couldn't stand to be around me.

Squiggle: What a shocker.

Smiley: I know. The strange thing is, people still don't enjoy my presence.

Squiggle: Imagine that.

Smiley: I wasn't imagining, people do avoid me.

Squiggle: Let's move on. Next set of words are affluence, onset, nimble, arrears, and taut.

Smiley: Most people in society are nimble and taut about the onset of arrears, but people with great affluence don't worry about that kind of stuff.

Squiggle: Most people in society are alert and tense about the start of debit, but people with great wealth don't worry about that kind of stuff.

Smiley: I'm rejected by society.

Squiggle: Of course you are. Next set of words are crotchety, impassable, jovial, partition, and sinister.

Smiley: The sinister and crotchety man put up an impassable partition to keep the jovial boy out of his yard.

Squiggle: The evil and cranky man put up an impenetrable barrier to keep the gleeful boy out of his yard.

Smiley: That's so sad.

Squiggle: What?

Smiley: That's. So. Sad.

Squiggle: I heard what you said, but why is it sad?

Smiley: Because, all the boy wanted to do is spread happiness to the grumpy old man.

Squiggle: Okay...... Last set of words are retrieve, manacle, innovation, format, and cascade.

Smiley: The manacle's format was a new innovation to the department that was retrieved from a cascade of water.

Squiggle: The shackle's pattern was a new addition to the department that was retrieved from a chute of water.

Smiley: Are we done yet?

Squiggle: Yes, Smiley. Bye!

Smiley: Remember to wash behind your ears!

Squiggle: I thought you said that last time......

Smiley: Don't be silly, I said 'Lather, rinse and repeat!"

Fun With Words! (7)

2009-09-03T19:29:00.002-04:00

Smiley: Welcome to Smiley’s Fun With Words! I’m your host, Smiley the Raccoon!

Squiggle: And I’m your co-host, Squiggle von Ferret.

Smiley: Are we done yet? I’m bored.

Squiggle: We just started, and besides, no one’s ever been bored to death. The first set of words is: gullible, quash, illicit, biography, and booty.

Smiley: The gullible author agreed to write a biography on a man who performed an illicit crime of quashing the booty. And for your earlier comment, I know someone who got hit by a wild boar and the poor fellow literally was boared to death.

Squiggle: That’s not the same thing. I’m talking about the “bore” spelled B-O-R-E, you’re talking about the B-O-A-R “boar”. Anyway, the translation to that sentence is: The easily fooled author agreed to write an account of a man’s life who performed an illegal crime of squashing the plunder. Moving on, the next set of words is authorize, culprit, dissect, pathetic, and scour.

Smiley: The pathetic guard authorized the culprit of the crime to dissect the goat before he scoured the pot.

Squiggle: Smiley, that sentence makes no sense.

Smiley: Is there a law saying my sentences have to?

Squiggle: Well, I guess not. So, I guess I’ll have to translate that. The feeble guard allowed the criminal to examine the goat before he cleaned the pot.

Smiley: I don’t get it. Why would someone examine a goat?

Squiggle: I’m not the one who said it. The next set of words is expend, persevere, reminisce, fatality, and memorandum.

Smiley: The memorandum caused me to reminisce how my friend persevered on the trek while expending his energy which led to a horrible fatality.

Squiggle: The note caused me to remember how my friend proceeded on the trek while consuming his energy which led to a horrible death.

Smiley: That’s so sad! Who would come up with such a depressing sentence?

Squiggle: You did Smiley. Anyway, you over react--- it wasn’t that sad anyway.

Smiley: That’s what you think! I demand a refund!

Squiggle: A refund of what?

Smiley: I don’t know. That’s the first thing that popped into my head.

Squiggle: Okay..... The next, and last, set of words is dawdle, immerse, inflammatory, relish, and
writhe.

Smiley: Okay, I’ve got this. In order to receive the full relish of the inflammatory performance you mustn’t dawdle in the hall or you’ll miss the part where he writhes in pain after being immersed in water.

Squiggle: In order to receive the full satisfaction of the exciting performance you mustn’t dilly dally in the hall or you’ll miss the part where he squirms in pain after being plunged into water.

Smiley: That performance sounds better than this show. We should go get tickets.

Squiggle: You do realize that there is no performance like that. You made it up, remember?

Smiley: I did? I have really good ideas then.

Squiggle: Well, we should close up the show so you can go get your tickets.

Smiley: Do you know where I can get some?

Squiggle: No. Bye!

Smiley: Don’t do things that kill you! Remember who you are! Lather, rinse and repeat!

Fun With Words! (6)

2009-09-03T19:24:00.002-04:00

Smiley: Hiya! And welcome to Smiley’s Fun With Words! I’m Smiley The Raccoon and I am so much better then you that I have a talk show and you don’t! In your face!

Squiggle: Smiley, we’re supposed to be kind to our listeners.

Smiley: No we aren’t. Today is National Be Mean Day, which is only celebrated by the nice.

Squiggle: Okay, I have no idea why you brought that up, but let’s go with that. The first set of words are amiable, oracle, debut, befuddle, and maze.

Smiley: The amiable oracle told us why the girl became befuddled in the maze during her debut as an actress.

Squiggle: The pleasant prophecy told us why the girl was confused in the labyrinth during her first appearance as an actor.

Smiley: Is that really the translation? I thought I said I wanted an ice cream cone...........

Squiggle: That sounds like a personal problem to me, Smiley. The next set of words are partisan, reimburse, boisterous, vagabond, and vacate.

Smiley: The partisan made sure everyone got reimbursed for their money after the boisterous vagabond forced everybody to vacate the building.

Squiggle: The translation to that unusual sentence is: The cohort made sure everyone got a refund for their money after the loud nomad forced everybody to leave the building.

Smiley: I’m just having bad luck with these sentences, I thought I said that I wanted a pony!

Squiggle: It’s called karma. It’s what you get for being mean to our listeners. The next set of words are limber, compliant, agenda, gross, and blight.

Smiley: The limber kid was compliant enough to change his agenda so he could help stop the gross problem of the blight that is attacking dandelions.

Squiggle: The nimble kid was biddable enough to change his plans so he could help stop the great problem of the mildew that is attacking dandelions.

Smiley: That sentence doesn't make any sense, why would someone want to keep dandelions safe? Dandelions are weeds.

Squiggle: I’m not the one who made up the sentence, Smiley.

Smiley: Or were you?

Squiggle: I wasn’t.

Smiley: You sure?

Squiggle: Yes, now let’s do the last sentence for the day. The words are clarity, conserve, gory, induce, and leeway.

Smiley: The teacher allowed her students to induce her to give them tons of leeway during the lessons, so she should have been able to see with perfect clarity that her test on conserving energy would soon become a gory battle.

Squiggle: The translation to that sentence is: The teacher allowed her students to persuade her to give them tons of space for mistakes during the lessons, so she should have been able to see clearly that her test on saving energy would soon become a bloody battle.

Smiley: I’m bored, can we have ice cream now?

Squiggle: No, Smiley, we cannot have ice cream. Ice cream causes cavities and then you have to go to the dentist. But we can have fresh fruit!

Smiley: I think I’ll pass.

Squiggle: Are you sure.

Smiley: Yeah. And that’s it for Smiley’s Fun With Words!

Squiggle: Bye! Remember to say please and thank-you!

Smiley: Be kind, rewind!

Fun With Words! (5)

2009-09-03T19:21:00.005-04:00

Smiley: Hello. I’m Smiley the Raccoon. Sherbert isn’t here today for a reason she spent 3 hours telling me about. I didn’t pay attention, so I don’t know why she isn’t here. The radio people sent in a ‘permanent’ replacement, but I dunno...

Replacement: That’s mean. Besides you didn’t even introduce me.

Smiley: Fine. Peoples, this is Squiggle Ze Ferret. It says on this little piece of paper that you have no experience what-so-ever.

Squiggle: That’s right. Will that be a problem?

Smiley: Of course not! I don’t like experience. It’s evil! Just like pens.

Squiggle: Shouldn’t we start the show now?

Smiley: I guess. Over there we have the Random Word Picker Thingy, and over there we have the Sentence Analyzer Machine. You got that?

Squiggle: Yepper-doodley-do.

Smiley: Okay then. Pull that lever and read the words.

Squiggle: Pacify, setback, duration, headstrong, and fray.

Smiley: Since Sherbert has left, the station tried to pacify my sadness by hiring an unknown setback and leaving me with a headstrong ferret to sub for the duration of the time who refuses to fray!

Squiggle: Does my being here bother you that much?

Smiley: Yes, it does. NOW TRANSLATE!

Squiggle: Since Sherbert has left, the station tried to soothe Smiley’s sadness by hiring an unknown disappointment and leaving a stubborn ferret to sub for the time period that refuses to wear away!

Smiley: Next set of words.

Squiggle: Acute, bungle, commentary, eerie, and inhabitant.

Smiley: Due to my acute senses, it will be hard for me to bungle this job of giving my commentary of the movie about the inhabitant of the eerie house.

Squiggle: Due to my sharp senses, it will be hard for me to ruin this job of giving my opinion of the movie about the person living in the mysterious house.

Smiley: We still have 2 more sentences to go, so hurry up Squiggle.

Squiggle: Stop being so mean. Numb, fidelity, remorse, smug, and refute.

Smiley: I’m sorry to have numb your fidelity, I’m beginning to remorse being so smug and you have every right to refute me.

Squiggle: You really mean that, Smiley?

Smiley: Yeah, I’m sorry for being so mean, I must miss Sherbert. But you better translate that sentence.

Squiggle: I’m sorry to have dulled your loyalty, I’m beginning to regret being so self-righteous and you have every right to prove me incorrect. The next set of words are: bluster, facet, ravenous, synopsis, and tarry.

Smiley: My synopsis is that ravenous squirrels that bluster will tarry longer if there are no facets being said.

Squiggle: My outline is that greedy squirrels that talk in a loud threatening voice will linger longer if there are no aspects being said.

Smiley: That was the last sentence for today. And I just got a message from the station saying that Sherbert is not coming back and that I’m stuck with Squiggle.

Squiggle: Do you still not like me?

Smiley: You’re okay I guess.

Squiggle: Thanks.

Smiley: Bye peoples! Thanks for listening!

Fun With Words! (4)

2009-09-03T19:19:00.002-04:00

Smiley: Welcome to Smiley’s Fun With Words! I’m your host Smiley The Raccoon!

Sherbert: And I’m your co-host Sherbert da Fox. As you know, in Smiley’s Fun With Words! we take random unknown words and Smiley puts them all into a sentence. Okay, Smiley, are you ready?

Smiley: Did you say something? I wasn’t listening.

Sherbert: Yes, Smiley! Of course I was saying something!

Smiley: What did you say?

Sherbert: If you were listening you would know, wouldn’t you?

Smiley: Is that a trick question? Wait, I know this! Pi!

Sherbert: Forget it.

Smiley: Already did three hours ago.

Sherbert: We haven’t been talking that long!

Smiley: What you did you say?

Sherbert: I’ll just skip into the words since you don’t care about anything else, Smiley. The words are: topple, reverie, elusive, revocation, and deem.

Smiley: I deem that one day an elusive boy will topple while having a reverie, causing him to have a revocation of his walking license.

Sherbert: I think that one day a puzzling boy will fall forward while having a daydream, causing him to lose his walking license.

Smiley: If you put it that way it doesn’t sound as awesome. Sherbert, you suck the fun out of everything!

Sherbert: I’m sorry I’m a disappointment. Next set of words are: acquit, strife, devastate, petty, and strand.

Smiley: The petty police officer had a strife about whether the man was acquitted or not for devastating the strand of land.

Sherbert: The narrow-minded police officer had a conflict about whether the man was free or not for destroying the length of land.

Smiley: Words are fun! More!

Sherbert: Plight, discredit, generate, keepsake, and ovation.

Smiley: The man who sang about the plight if an old sailor, managed to generate the whole crowd a keepsake after they gave him an ovation, though I still discredit his ability to sing.

Sherbert: The man who sang about the trouble of an old sailor, gave the whole crowd a memento after they applauded for him, though I still doubt his ability to sing.

Smiley: Keep them coming, Sherbert.

Sherbert: Whatever you say, oh mighty ruler. The words are: ingratitude, repent, idolize, scan, and mortal.

Smiley: Sherbert, the mortal, should repent and idolize the all mighty Smiley for the ingratitude she has shown to her!

Sherbert: I am NOT translating that, Smiley.

Smiley: That’s okay, I will! Sherbert, the being that must eventually die, should atone and

worship the all mighty Smiley for the rudeness she has shown to her!

Sherbert: That’s all for now, bye!

Smiley: Bye, peoples!

Fun With Words! (3)

2009-09-03T19:16:00.003-04:00

Smiley: Welcome to Smiley’s Fun With Words!

Sherbert: The only show that 24 states have outlawed and 26 have praised. Now on with the show.

Smiley: You mean the one with the words?

Sherbert: Yes, Smiley. That one.

Smiley: Boy, o boy, o boy! This is so exciting!

Sherbert: I’m sure it is. The first set of words are: illusion, queue, bigot, enigma, and sage.

Smiley: While the sage was speaking, an enigma came across my mind: what would happen if I had an illusion of a queue made up of bigots?

Sherbert: Smiley, is there a reason why the Sentence Analyzer Machine isn’t working?

Smiley: Yes.

Sherbert: What would that reason be, Smiley?

Smiley: I broke it.

Sherbert: Do you have any idea of how I’m going to fix it?

Smiley: Try hitting it with that rubber pangolin.

Sherbert: A rubber what?

Smiley: A rubber pangolin.

Sherbert: What is a pangolin?

Smiley: Pangolins are scaly mammals that look like anteaters.

Sherbert: I’m not going to ask how you know that. But I am going to ask why hitting the Sentence Analyzer Machine with a rubber pangolin would fix it.

Smiley: Why do you question my messed up logic?

Sherbert: Because somebody needs to question it and- Smiley! Stop banging that rubber pangolin on the Sentence Analyzer Machine! Stop! You’re going to break it even more then you already have!

Smiley: I fixed it!

Sherbert: Wow, it worked. I’m sorry I doubted you, Smiley. The sentence was: While the sage was speaking, an enigma came across my mind: what would happen if I had an illusion of a queue made up of bigots? Translation: While the wise man was speaking, a puzzle came across my mind: what would happen if I had a vision of a line made up of biased people?

Smiley: More words!

Sherbert: The words are barrage, global, vocation, gloat, and diversity.

Smiley: The Global Diversity Team hit me with a barrage of questions when I started to gloat

about my vocation.

Sherbert: Translation: The Worldwide Variety Team hit me with a rapid shower of questions when I started to exclaim triumph about my career. The next set of words are: designate, infuriate, pacifist, restrict, and wither.

Smiley: The withered pacifist will become infuriated if I designate that he is in restricted area.

Sherbert: The wilted peace-lover will become enraged if I decide that he is in a limited area. The

last set of words are: motivate, slake, terrain, vow, and waylay.

Smiley: On the way to the waylay we took a vow never to be motivated to slake our thirsts while we were on dry terrain.

Sherbert: Translation: On the way to the ambush we promised never to be provoked to satisfy our thirsts while we were on dry landscape. Okay Smiley, that’s all the sentences for today.

Smiley: Does this mean we get to say fragments now?

Sherbert: No, Smiley, it doesn’t.

Smiley: Darn. I really. Wanted to. Speak. In fragments.

Sherbert: You do realize that just because you speak like that doesn’t mean it’s a fragment, right?

Smiley: So what? Bye peoples! Thanks for listening! Next time bring me some ice cream!

Fun With Words! (2)

2009-09-03T19:12:00.003-04:00

Smiley: Welcome to Smiley's Fun With Words! I'm your host Smiley the Raccoon.

Sherbert: And I'm your co-host, Sherbert da Fox. If you heard our first show and are still listening, well, there's only one thing that can be said. You clearly don't know anything about quality.

Smiley: Sherbert, you don't need to have quality to have a successful talk show. All you need is a subject to talk about. And that brings us to today's subject, FUN WITH WORDS #2!

Sherbert: Thank you Smiley. As you probably know, Fun With Words is when we pick a whole bunch of random words and put them into sentences. The first set of words are: sheepish, depict, incomprehensible, hypocrite, and contemporary.

Smiley: I told the contemporary hypocrite to depict an incomprehensible sheepish smile.

Sherbert: For those of you who don’t know what Smiley said, it means: I told the modern pretender to sketch a misunderstood shy smile.

Smiley: Don’t you just love my sentences?

Sherbert: No. Next Set of words are: adverse, groundless, stamina, maximum, and encompass.

Smiley: I have adverse fears, including a groundless one about a stamina filled runner encompassing me at their maximum speed.

Sherbert: The translation to that sentence should be I’m an idiot and don’t know what I’m saying, but since it’s not I can’t say that. The translation is: I have unfavorable fears, including a reasonless one about a strength filled runner surrounding me at their highest possible speed.

Smiley: I think I’m getting good at this. Do you think so too, Sherbert?

Sherbert: No, I don’t, Smiley. The next set of words are: mimic, constrain, confront, disinterested, and serene.

Smiley: Due to the serene area, I was disinterested in confronting the mime who wanted to mimic me when I constrained my dog from jumping in front of a car.

Sherbert: Due to the calm area, I was aloof-

Smiley: ALOOF!!!!!!! That is an AWSOME word! Can we do a talk show thing on words?

Sherbert: Smiley, we’re doing a talk show on words right now and you just interrupted me!

Smiley: We are? Cool! Hi peoples of the world!

Sherbert: May I finish the sentence, Smiley?

Smiley: Yeah, what makes you think you need my permission? It isn’t like I’m gonna interrupt you or anything.

Sherbert: Now, that Smiley’s done with her epiphany, and before Smiley interrupts I’ll say it for her, epiphany is a cool word, I’m going to start the translation over: Due to the calm area, I was unconcerned about facing the mime who wanted to copy me when I restrained my dog from jumping in front of a car.

Smiley: That’s a weird sentence, who came up with it?

Sherbert: You came up with it, Smiley, and you’re going to come up with one more too. The words are: arid, assailant, billow, manipulate, and ruffle.

Smiley: In the arid desert, I manipulated my assailant to ruffle his hair and let it billow in the wind.

Sherbert: In the dry desert, I conducted my attacker to mess up his hair and let it wave in the wind.

Smiley: Can we close the show so we can eat some of that pie.

Sherbert: What pie?

Smiley: The pie that I brought in to eat, duh!

Sherbert: Okay, thanks for listening to Smiley’s Fun With Words!

Smiley: Bye-bye! I get to have pie and you don’t! HA-HA!

Sherbert: Wait a minute Smiley. You don’t even like pie.

Smiley: I don’t? Oh well, bye peoples!

Fun With Words! (1)

2009-09-03T19:06:00.002-04:00

Smiley: Welcome to Smiley’s Fun With Words! I’m your host, Smiley the Raccoon!

Shurbert: And I’m Shurbert da Fox, Smiley’s co-host.

Smiley: Today we are starting a new show thing. It’s called, Fun With Words!

Shurbert: Fun With Words is when we ‘enrich’ our vocabulary by saying random words, in random sentences, with randomness.

Smiley: Now that we know that, I’m going to start. Bring out the Random Word Picker Thingy!

Shurbert: The words are: inept, phase, oaf, muffler, and recede.

Smiley: I don’t know any of those words, but here it goes. I am such an oaf that I’m inept at receding from phasing mufflers.

Shurbert: Wow. For those who don’t know, Smiley doesn’t know what she just said, and neither do I. So I’m bringing out the Sentence Analyzer Machine.

Smiley: Analyzer is an awesome word. Why wasn’t that one of the words? WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shurbert: Smiley’s sentence means this; I am so stupid/ clumsy that I’m unable to back up away from developing scarves of wool or other material worn around the neck for warmth. What that’s supposed to mean? You can figure that out for yourselves.

Smiley: We need to go on to the next set of words!

Shurbert: Okay, the next set of words are: apparel, douse, ingenious, instantaneous, and forsake.

Smiley: My instantaneous plan was ingenious; all I had to do was douse my apparel with water and refuse to forsake my swimming pool.

Shurbert: That’s some sentence Smiley.

Smiley: Thanks, I try.

Shurbert: I’m sure you do. Let’s translate that sentence. My instant plan was clever; all I had to do was drench my clothes with water and refuse to leave my swimming pool. That makes so much more sense then before, doesn’t it?

Smiley: More words!

Shurbert: Compress, expressly, immense, misgiving, and famished. This will be a hard one, Smiley.

Smiley: Ha! If ‘The’ wasn’t my middle name I’m sure ‘Hard’ would be. So here you go, my ‘hard’ sentence: I expressly compressed my immense misgiving of being famished.

Shurbert: The translation to that is: I plainly reduced in size my giant fear of lacking something.

Smiley: See, I told you I could do it.

Shurbert: Yeah, you sure showed me. The last set of words are: denounce, gainful, coincidences, libel, and sumptuous.

Smiley: I denounced my sumptuous friend of the coincidence of the libel that was sent to me and the inability to have any gainful products.

Shurbert: I accused my rich friend of the correspondence of the false statement that was sent to me and the inability to have profitable products.
Smiley: And you thought I couldn’t do it.

Shurbert: You’re right I did think you couldn’t do it. And I still think you can’t do it.

Smiley: You’re mean.

Shurbert: Thank-you for listening to our show!

Smiley: You can’t close the show, only I can close the show!

Shurbert: Smiley’s Fun With Words!

Smiley's School Tips

2009-08-25T15:15:00.004-04:00

Smiley: Welcome to Smiley's...... well we don't really have a name. Anyway, welcome to my show, the reason you haven't heard from me was because I just got back from Africa taming wild lions!

Shurbert: No you haven't Smiley. You've been in a Popsicle eating contest.

Smiley: Good times, good times. Anyway today's segment thingy is called "Smiley's School Tips" I will tell you what to get and what not to get, well Sherbert will at least.

Sherbert: Okay, you shouldn't get paper because paper means cutting down trees and that's bad for the environment-

Smiley: AND I LIVE IN A TREE!!!!!! YOU COULD BE CUTTING DOWN MY HOME!!!!!!!!!

Sherbert: Yeah, that too. You should buy pencils though, but not pens, pens are evil.

Smiley: Yeah they are!

Sherbert: And we're out of time, remember, no paper or pens, but plenty of pencils!

Smiley: PENCILS!!!!!

Smiley's Riddle

2009-07-12T13:40:00.003-04:00

Smiley: Welcome to my show. I'm your wonderful host, of all shapes and colors, Smiley!

Sherbert: Hi everybody! I'm Sherbert da Fox! I'm new here. Been here for a day, but I hope I can be better than Omlet!

Smiley: Don't worry, you already are. Now down to business. We are now opening comments, but no embarrassing ones that make the show look bad! In the comments I want you listeners to answer this riddle. Sherbert, tell them the riddle.

Sherbert: Two elephants are walking down the street, one of them falls into a grate, why?

Smiley: Oooo, I know! I know! Pick me, pick me!!!!!!!!

Sherbert: Smiley, I know, you know, but it's up to the people to answer the riddle, not you!

Smiley: Okay............

Sherbert: Until next time, this is Sherbert da Fox on Smiley's talk show.

Smiley: And this is Smiley The Raccoon, telling things to you that make no sense! And remember, Pens are evil!!!!!!!!!!!!

Smiley and the New Co Host

2009-07-11T15:06:00.002-04:00

Smiley: Welcome to my talk show, I'm Smiley The Raccoon!

(Sherbert is pronounced [shur-bert])

Sherbert: And I'm the new co host Sherbert da Fox!

Smiley: Now, on with the show, we will now discuss the reasons why Omlet should have stayed.

Sherbert: What? I though you liked me! And didn't you fire Omlet?

Smiley: I might like you, I might not. I DO like your name though. And me firing Omlet is just a technicality, whatever that is.

Sherbert: So you only hired me because of my name?

Smiley: Yes, I did indeed.

Sherbert: Okay! Fine with me!

Smiley: So on with what we need to do! The first reason Omlet should've stayed is because we wouldn't have Sherbert her with us today, we would have Omlet!

Sherbert: Another reason is Smiley would stop talking about Omlet.

Smiley: See, now you're getting the hang of it!

Sherbert: I guess I am, but Smiley, can we be friends?

Smiley: Do elephants drive bulldozers over the tundra?

Sherbert: No, not that I know of.

Smiley: Then okay, I'll be your friend! Bye everyone!

Good-Bye to Omlet

2009-07-09T13:25:00.003-04:00

Smiley: Welcome to my talk show that doesn't really have a name! I'm Smiley The Raccoon!

Omlet: I'm the co host, Omlet Snail.

Smiley: You should put more pizazz to your name, Omlet. Say it with flair! Like I am the one and only, Omlet the super Snail! Not plain old, I'm the co host, Omlet Snail. Say it with enthusiasm!

Omlet: I think I'll pass. Now on with today's line of business. I will be taking a vacation so today Smiley will pick a new co host.

Smiley: What!? You're leaving! You can't leave! You're my only co host! Wait, before you quit, I fire you! There, not you can't quit because I fired you! In your face!!!!!

Omlet: Okay, bye.

Smiley: Serves you right! You could never succeed if you didn't like the tutus! Bye everyone!

Support Smiley!!!!

2009-05-27T15:23:00.003-04:00

Smiley: Welcome to my talk show that doesn't really have a name!

Omlet: Not that we need one or anything.

Smiley: Don't be so negitive!

Omlet: The truth hurts.

Smiley: Then YOU tell the listeners why we don't need one!

Omlet: Okay, the reason why is because we have only had a total of 44 listeners since opening.

Smiley: 44! That's a big number, right?

Omlet: No, it's not. We need our listener's help here.

Smiley: You need to share with the unenlightened the joy we bring!

Omlet: Not that we bring any joy or anything.

Smiley: Pleace help us! If we don't get more listeners the Man will cancel us!

Omlet: Help please!

Smiley's First Concert

2009-05-26T17:54:00.006-04:00

Smiley: Welcome to my show. I'm taking Omlet to a concert today and bringing my show with me too!

Omlet: I'm here Smiley. Wait, why is the radio show junk, I mean stuff here?

Smiley: That's irrelevent. Guess what!

Omlet: Um.... Okay, what?

Smiley: I'm going to a concert and you aren't!

Omlet: Smiley, I'm going with you, remember?

Smiley: Remember what? Huh?

Omlet: I, Omlet the Snail am going with you, Smiley the Raccoon.

Smiley: But I'm Smiley the Raccoon.

Omlet: Exactly.

Smiley: If you are going to the concert with me how are we going to get to the concert?

Omlet: We're going on a train.

Smiley: Really? I've always wanted to ride on a train!!!!!! What's a train?

Omlet: A train is an automobile that goes fast.

Smiley: What's an automobole?

Omlet: Never mind. Let's go now, okay.

Smiley: Okay, let's go to the Wiggles Live now!

Omlet: Wait, you said we were going to go see Jesse McCartney!

Smiley: Who cares about that guy?

Omlet: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Smiley: Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!

Omlet: Why did you wait until we were bording the train to tell me this?

Smiley: Now that we're on the train I can tell you that after the Wiggles we're going to go see Go Diago, Go! Live, Dora, and Winnie the Pooh Live! Now I need you to put on this tutu because we're also going to see Blue's Clues Ballet.

Omlet: I'm not going to go see any of those! Who even gave you the crazy idea to take me?

Smiley: You did, silly!

Omlet: I really need to get new friends.

Smiley: I love you too Omlet!

Smiley, It's Smiley!!!! Ho, Ho, Ho

2009-05-12T15:45:00.002-04:00

I understand that it is not Christmas time, but this show is not taking place during that time. Hopefully this has cleared any concern.

Smiley: I'm writing a letter to Santa! Santa, I'm being really good and you haven't brought me any presents!

Omlet: Hi Smiley! I picked up a Santa costume from the dollar store on the way here. You like?

Smiley: Santa? You're here?

Omlet: Okay, I'm here, but I'm Omlet, not Santa.

Smiley: Santa. did you bring me presents? Huh? Did ya? Huh?

Omlet: I stopped at Subway and got you a piece of turkey.

Smiley: YEAH! I LOVE TURKEY!

Omlet: I wonder what would happen if I took this costume off....

Smiley: Omlet! You missed him! Santa was just here. What did you do to him? Where did he go?

Omlet: Smiley. we're like out of time on the show.

Smiley: We can't go! Santa didn't give me the turkey!

Smiley Omlet

2009-04-29T14:57:00.002-04:00

Omlet: Welcome to the Smiley Omlet Show!

Smiley: I thought we agreed that I got to welcome the listeners!

Omlet: I'm going to ignore you about that. We have a new segment today. It's called, 'Be Mean to the Caller!'

Ring! Ring! Ring!

Smiley: Yellow?

Phone Line: Hi my name is-

Smiley: Can I just call you person?

Person: Even though we're animals, sure.

Smiley: Thanks! Now, would you please tell us why you're calling us today? If it's not too mush trouble of course.

Omlet: Smiley, we're supposed to be mean! Like this, CALL BACK WHEN I'M NOT HERE! GOOD RIDDEN!

Smiley: That was mean, Omlet. You could have been a little nicer.

Omlet: The segment was called 'Be Mean to the Caller', not 'Be Nice to the Caller.'

Smiley: I feel like singing. The wheels on the bus go round and round!

Omlet: Before I start a segment called 'Be Mean to Smiley', bye!

Smiley: Round and round!

Smiley's Interview

2009-04-24T16:06:00.003-04:00

Dizzy: Welcome to Dizzy's Update! Everyone knows that "Smiley's Talk of Smiles" wend off with a bang. But did you know that Smiley changed the name of her show to "The Smiley Omlet Show?" I invited Smiley to come and tell us why she did that.

Smiley: Hola, me amigos! Me a a plethora of da fans?

Omlet: Smiley, we're not broadcasting to Mexico, besides, I don't think some of those words where even Spanish!

Smiley: Now you tell me?! I even brought a sombrero, a poncho, and a fake moustache!

Omlet: Really? I thought you where going to a Mexican Hat Party or something.

Dizzy: Okay, let's settle down before you replace me like you did to that Mana person. Smiley, why did you change the name of your talk show?

Smiley: Well, Muffin told me that I was leaving Omlet out of the title. So I changed it so me and Omlet are in the title!

Dizzy: Omlet and I are in the title.

Smiley: You're name' s not in the title, mine and Omlet's are.

Omlet: Ice cream truck! let's go get some!

Smiley: Yay! Ice cream!

Dizzy: Wait! I'm not done with your interview!

Smiley's Talk of Smiles

2009-04-22T15:43:00.008-04:00

Smiley: Welcome to Smiley's Talk of Smiles! Omlet is late.... again. So I'll just sing a song! Oh---- This is the way we wash our boats, wash our boats wash our boats! This is the way we wash our boats early in the morning!

Omlet: I'm here! Why did you start singing without me? I like 'This is the way we Wash our Boats'.

Smiley: So what if I sang, you were late and you have to tell pencil goodies.

Omlet: Okay, what did the pencil say to the eraser after it got yelled at?

Smiley: What?

Omlet: Stop yelling at me, I can only make so many mistakes!

Smiley: I don't get it.

Omlet: Whatever. What's orange and long?

Smiley: A pencil?

Omlet: You weren't supposed to say that! You know what? I'm done.

Smiley: Good. Now we will take calls from our fans!

Ring! Ring! Ring!

Smiley: Hello? You're on Smiley's Talk of Smiles!

Phone: My name is Mana.

Smiley: Hi Mana! You're on the Smile Hot line!

Mana: Why did you change my show to a Smile Show? It's all because of you I got fired! And it's all your fault I wake up in the middle of the night screaming!

Smiley: Screaming for joy! I'm so happy you met me! Yay! More satisfied listeners!

Mana: What do you mean, you silly--------------------

Omlet: Sorry, I cut the phone wire while I was making my mom a Valentine's Card.

Smiley: But it's April.

Omlet: Really? Oh, well. I'll just make this into a May Day basket!

Smiley: Oh, that's cool! I want one too! I'll go make a Spring Day card! Bye, Omlet!

Omlet: Wait! Who's going to close the show? Do do da Do. Bye. I guess.

Mana's Question Corner

2009-04-21T18:01:00.001-04:00

Mana: I'm so popular! The radio show people would only let me have a talk show if it was about questions, but I don't want to answer any questions because that would be work, and everybody knows popular people don't work. That's why I hired Smiley The Raccoon to answer the questions.

Smiley: Hi, my name is Smiley and I like pencils. Their point is all pointy and smiley and HAPPY!

Mana: Why is that, Smiley?

Smiley: I don't know, but they are happy! Really, really happy! But pens are EVIL! EVIL I tell you, EVIL!

Mana: Pens are evil? Why do you say that? I have a shiny pink pen right here and it's never tried to take over the world.

Smiley: PEN! AH! EVIL! They're evil because if you mess up you're stuck with your mistake because pens don't have an eraser or something like that. To talk more about pens and their evilness, and also pencils, I've invited Omlet the Snail to the station.

Mana: You cannot do that Smiley! You can't invite another animal on the set. Only I can do that! Did you expect to get away with that?

Smiley: Yes, because I'm answering the questions, not that there actually are any questions, and I said so. Oh, Hi Omlet!

Omlet: It's an honor to be here on the talk show. This is my FAVORITE talk show! Hey, Smiley, who's that cat?

Smiley: It's my job to answer questions so, the cat is Mana, the talk show host!

Omlet: Really? Never heard of her. I probably never heard her talk show. Hey, cat! You need to advertise better.

Mana: How could you never of heard my talk show? You just said it was your favorite talk show!

Omlet: Yeah, I don't listen to talk shows.

Smiley: I like pencils!

Omlet: Pens are evil!

Mana: Okay, time to go off air before we get complaints!

Smiley & Omlet: PENCIL!

Smiley's Introduction

2009-04-21T17:53:00.000-04:00

This is a blog I made to post my Smiley talk shows. Smiley is a raccoon that has ADD at random times. She changes co-hosts every so often so she won't get bored. These talk-shows only include what the characters say, no stage directions or whatnot. That's it. Have fun with Smiley!